Teacher Collects All The Weird And Funny Things That Kids Say When Their Parents Aren’t Around (40 Pics)
You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.
NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."
She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.
Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"
What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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"συν Aθηνά και χείρα κίνει" (syn athiná kai cheíra kínei) is what the ancient Greeks said. This means something like "Besides relying on help from the goddess Athena, you have to do things by your own hands too", or: Heaven helps those who help themselves. Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom and strategy. She is one of the Twelve Olympians. (Now, never ever trust Google translate! It says that this means "plus Athena and hand she does"... So bad it hurts!)
me: do you have any advice on how to live life? anonymous: dont die
Wise beyond his years! I know a lot of adults who haven't yet figured this out.
I think it's sad. S/he is about 3 years too young for such cynicism.
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Soooo, if I wish that my ex is hit by a... Then I should... Never mind. Gonna wish kiss Brad Pitt. Can someone give me his address please? 😉😅
Hope, as defined by essayist Rebecca Solnit in Hope in the Dark, is not like “a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky” but an “axe you break down doors with in an emergency”.
Sounds like this one's already gotten the 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' lecture' once too often. It's fine to try to make your kids independent, but dammit, they're *kids*, there should be a little magic in their lives too, at that age!
It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)
Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.
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Literally had one of my students comment the following about 5 minutes ago. I said "What are you doing this weekend?" the reply "I don't know but Im know Im having root beer, my mom got like a gallon of root beer and said its for the weekend" and he promptly walked away
"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.
In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".
"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.
Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.
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Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.
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Load More Replies... Literally had one of my students comment the following about 5 minutes ago. I said "What are you doing this weekend?" the reply "I don't know but Im know Im having root beer, my mom got like a gallon of root beer and said its for the weekend" and he promptly walked away
"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.
In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".
"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.
Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.
Load More Replies... Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.
