Teacher Collects All The Weird And Funny Things That Kids Say When Their Parents Aren’t Around (40 Pics)
You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.
NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."
She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.
Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"
What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)
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These are great
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I just had to scroll through every single one, I almost never do that. So funny and adorable!
These are so sweet, and so funny at points
Once when I was at the zoo at the mountain lion exhibit, I overheard a little girl say that she wanted to be a mountain lion because then she could do whatever she wanted--and eat people. 🤣
Literally had one of my students comment the following about 5 minutes ago. I said "What are you doing this weekend?" the reply "I don't know but Im know Im having root beer, my mom got like a gallon of root beer and said its for the weekend" and he promptly walked away
Priceless.
I could read these over and over again. Kids are great, their perceptive skills still are so free and wide.
"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.
This was amazing. So great and inspiring. Kids are awesome.
This is my favorite
In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".
This right here is why we need to think like children
most of these shhould be printed on t-shirts or totes
I forgot how amazing kids are
I love these
These are genius 😂😁♥️
Well, this was just fun. Thanks you.
"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.
Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.
I picture a whole line of Hallmark cards.
People should just stay this way
i want to squeeze these kids till they pop SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
AnalinaBabee18 stfu
I loved these!! :) :)
this. is. amazing.
r/wokekids anyone?
Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.
that's a really weird teacher we got here
Why? Because she listens?
Mmmmmmm !! Really ?
That was an old Garfield joke.
These are great
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Why is there no way to report this?
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Hey...❤❤ My pu︆︆ssy gets so wet, look at ....✅✅ Wanna come inside? >> v︆︆.︆︆︆ht/HeHY
I just had to scroll through every single one, I almost never do that. So funny and adorable!
These are so sweet, and so funny at points
Once when I was at the zoo at the mountain lion exhibit, I overheard a little girl say that she wanted to be a mountain lion because then she could do whatever she wanted--and eat people. 🤣
Literally had one of my students comment the following about 5 minutes ago. I said "What are you doing this weekend?" the reply "I don't know but Im know Im having root beer, my mom got like a gallon of root beer and said its for the weekend" and he promptly walked away
Priceless.
I could read these over and over again. Kids are great, their perceptive skills still are so free and wide.
"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.
This was amazing. So great and inspiring. Kids are awesome.
This is my favorite
In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".
This right here is why we need to think like children
most of these shhould be printed on t-shirts or totes
I forgot how amazing kids are
I love these
These are genius 😂😁♥️
Well, this was just fun. Thanks you.
"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.
Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.
I picture a whole line of Hallmark cards.
People should just stay this way
i want to squeeze these kids till they pop SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
AnalinaBabee18 stfu
I loved these!! :) :)
this. is. amazing.
r/wokekids anyone?
Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.
that's a really weird teacher we got here
Why? Because she listens?
Mmmmmmm !! Really ?
That was an old Garfield joke.