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You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."

She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.

Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"

What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Kimlan Lau
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is a great idea! Come on adults why haven't we thought of this before????!!!!

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Rebecah Ozuna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because God didn't want it so. Work like a slave and drink yourself well into sunday. He worked 6 days straight and rested on the last one, so don't complain.

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southpaw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and a seven year old makes me question my life choices yet again

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Marie Collins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid definitely has a great solution that everyone can use!

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Marlene Ricker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There a lot of people in this world who would be thrilled with the new calendar.

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MPaula Whelan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with a 4-day work week with two 2-day weekends ... uh, a weekend and a week middle?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With my standard schedule of split days off, just add the friday in where it should be and that's pretty much what I get!

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Bill Hardy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

8 days a week. Only 45.625 weeks a year. Vacations would come around quicker ,but so would birthdays. :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually.. my old microwave did have a password, to child proof it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sort of did. Took the ring, engaged, never married, living together for 30 years, he fixes things, takes me on dates, and buys me presents. The courtship never ended. 👍

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