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You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."

She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.

Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"

What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better pick a good one then because a lot if them just add work.

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Desiré Yen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opposite for me, my husband's the neat freak and I'm the one that says where did I put my glasses? 😂

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John Greene
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always makes me sad for children of families that don’t work together, and sadder still when the vast majority agree that they too suffer an imbalance in their own home and family.

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Chris Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Though being brutally honest I don't know any other type. One half of the couple is usually puling more weight than the other. Not always the woman either.

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Sori
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smart, people should help each other... these kids really got it figured out

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bingo! Old feminist saying: a man can be replaced by a lawnmower and a vibrator. And some added, Neither of which works.

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MPaula Whelan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An interview won't help. You need references, especially from the women he grew up with.

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Lou Herout
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I swear I just said this yesterday!!! - less anonymous, 35 years old

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Bettina Jansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

solution : high-paying job (then you can pay for household help)

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Effseven Six
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes he does. My mom slapped ( with love) when we saw the movie, " sound familiar?"

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Tara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely hire a cleaning service! Boom. Problem solved. 😉

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"Husband: a tame animal that can be trained to do almost anything" - Dorothy Parker.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually.. my old microwave did have a password, to child proof it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sort of did. Took the ring, engaged, never married, living together for 30 years, he fixes things, takes me on dates, and buys me presents. The courtship never ended. 👍

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