It's well-recorded in history that kids are a source of unpolished gold. From hilarious little sayings, cheeky one-liners, and mischievous observations to anything like unintended puns or solid wisdom nuggets, children are cracking jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

So, when Jimmy Fallon announced his hashtag #KidQuotes challenge on Twitter, there was no question that it would get some darn funny stories. “Parmesan cheese is like glitter for spaghetti” is just one out of many hilarious examples. Sit back and tune in for the most comical tweets below, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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3 months ago (edited)

I would have peed myself in the pews. That is hilarious!

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Clavelle
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3 months ago

Awesome.

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

That would suck for all the other mothers.

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Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.

But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags? Pandas, tell us what you think in the comments!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

Savage

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

Omg, lol

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ColeOwOBull
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3 months ago

George Washington agrees with this kid.

Analyn Lahr
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3 months ago

Seriously, how many founding fathers are rolling in their graves?

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N G
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3 months ago

This competition is a bit unfair, you have Trump on your team. We're still trying tho

Liam Walsh
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3 months ago

Yeah... Boris becoming PM did level the playing field a tad!

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christopher kay
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3 months ago

Hey kid.....we screwed over Antigua and Barbuda Australia Bangladesh Barbados Belize Botswana Brunei Cameroon Canada Dominica Fiji The Gambia Ghana Grenada Guyana India Jamaica Kenya Kiribati Lesotho Malawi Malaysia Malta* Mauritius Mozambique Namibia Nauru New Zealand Nigeria Pakistan Papua New Guinea Republic of Cyprus* Rwanda Samoa Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Solomon Islands South Africa Sri Lanka St Christopher and Nevis St Lucia St Vincent and the Grenadines Swaziland The Bahamas Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu Uganda United Republic of Tanzania Vanuatu Zambia Zimbabwe We're just having a rest before we destroy our own.

Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻
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3 months ago

Yeah, true that. Shoudda startet w A for America, than all this shit would have been avoided.

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Marcellus the Third
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3 months ago

Kid is right of course, but he's just parroting a parent. So not really a 'kids say the darnedest things' quote.

sh
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3 months ago

Right? Crap like that shouldn't even be on a 5 year old's radar. Shame on whoever told them that - true or not.

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tuzdayschild
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3 months ago

We're number 1! yay?

Bill Taylor
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3 months ago

Woohoo, so much winning!!! Sigh, is it November 3rd yet?

Ronel du Plessis
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3 months ago

Just wait until she learns about some countries in Africa. Not saying any names but it's more to the south of that continent...

Patrick McKemie
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3 months ago

Sigh, yes we are. But thanks for making it close. You Brits really do have our backs!

Alex Bailey
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3 months ago

We like to stay close to you.

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Wouldn't you like to know
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3 months ago

Are you sure a 5 year old said this?

Jon Davis
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3 months ago

BULL SHIT !

Eunice Probert
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3 months ago

Oh, I don't know, we're not that far behind in the UK!

Anna roberts
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3 months ago

Not a fair contest, US as Trump

Adam Hendron
Community Member
3 months ago

Globalist brainwashing at school? Brexit/MAGA are smart moves away from an unstable international dependency (i.e. "China coughs and the U.S. gets a cold"). A distinct division of powers is always best, so that failure in one region does not take the whole system down.

cjay smurphite
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3 months ago

Oh fucm off rebeca he did not say that.

Adam Hendron
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3 months ago

Globalist brainwashed

Jon Davis
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3 months ago

Bull shit

Miyah Laliberte
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2 weeks ago

amen to you kid you're not incorrect so congragufrickalations

Dorothy Cloud
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3 months ago

And right now, we might be pulling ahead!

Dan Abramsky
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3 months ago

America Trumps England...

Martha Higgins
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3 months ago

Donald Trump vs Boris Johnson, now there's a competition. God help us all.

Julie Hoblin
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3 months ago

Out of the mouth of babes.....

Dawn Ours
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3 months ago

Thomas Jefferson once said that Democracy insures 1 thing that the people will be governed no better than they deserve (exactly when you choose to be apathetic and not be involved)

Mello
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3 months ago

TRUTH 😂

Kika González
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3 months ago

That made me laugh! That is hilarious!!

Russian Otaku
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3 months ago

Usa been winning a long time now

Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻
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3 months ago

Wow , slam dunk

Eliza Greenwood
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3 months ago

And then everyone stood up and clapped

Kim Irving
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3 months ago

Awesome.

Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

Yup.

Kim Conroy
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3 months ago

can I upvote this 100 times?!!!!

Jo Choto
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3 months ago

This child knows things.

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
3 months ago

The kids not wrong..

Mer
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3 months ago

Kid ain't wrong.

AnnieLaurie Burke
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3 months ago

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Has that kid been following the pandemic news?

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

Haha

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3 months ago (edited)

Teaching them all the important things.

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3 months ago

Bahahaha, omg 😮

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Matthew White
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3 months ago

literally Me

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3 months ago

This is how I am feeling about 2020. This year just needs to fuck right off.

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

That is adorable!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

I like this kid.

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3 months ago (edited)

I remember when my daughter was about 6, she had just had a bath and pulled the plug out. I walked away to get something and I could hear her saying “whee, whee, whee”, I went back and she is there sliding backwards and forwards in the slippery bath. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “I’m ice skating.......on my butt”. Omg I cracked up laughing.

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N G
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3 months ago

I had one of these tablets but it got stuck in my throat, the next morning I woke up with a stiff neck.

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Missy Moo Moo
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3 months ago

There is a book called "Pooh gets stuck"... I know, I have it

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FULL_EFFECT
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3 months ago

Well yes but actually no...

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3 months ago

That’s just adorable.

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Kim Irving
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3 months ago

My heart! It hurts! :(

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

🤣 That's adorable!

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chi-wei shen
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3 months ago

I hope he didn't do it.

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3 months ago

That’s actually a good way to describe it, better than pins and needles.

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Francis
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3 months ago

i asked santa in a letter if he can take my older brother on his way back to the northpole. my mum said, that this was not possible. i was confused. there should have been so much room for my brother on the sled... why sould it not be possible??

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Kim Irving
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3 months ago

He's going places!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

That's super cute!

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Diana
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3 months ago

I'm going to remember this for future purposes

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

It does give out money though!

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

That would hurt lol

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

You're not wrong.

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Liam Walsh
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3 months ago

Sorry but 'slipped in her plastic' what?

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