It's well-recorded in history that kids are a source of unpolished gold. From hilarious little sayings, cheeky one-liners, and mischievous observations to anything like unintended puns or solid wisdom nuggets, children are cracking jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

So, when Jimmy Fallon announced his hashtag #KidQuotes challenge on Twitter, there was no question that it would get some darn funny stories. “Parmesan cheese is like glitter for spaghetti” is just one out of many hilarious examples. Sit back and tune in for the most comical tweets below, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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3 months ago (edited)

I would have peed myself in the pews. That is hilarious!

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Clavelle
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3 months ago

Awesome.

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

That would suck for all the other mothers.

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Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.

But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags? Pandas, tell us what you think in the comments!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

Savage

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

Omg, lol

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ColeOwOBull
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3 months ago

George Washington agrees with this kid.

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

Haha

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What does a Foxxy say?
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3 months ago (edited)

Teaching them all the important things.

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3 months ago

Bahahaha, omg 😮

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Matthew White
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3 months ago

literally Me

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3 months ago

This is how I am feeling about 2020. This year just needs to fuck right off.

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

That is adorable!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

I like this kid.

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3 months ago (edited)

I remember when my daughter was about 6, she had just had a bath and pulled the plug out. I walked away to get something and I could hear her saying “whee, whee, whee”, I went back and she is there sliding backwards and forwards in the slippery bath. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “I’m ice skating.......on my butt”. Omg I cracked up laughing.

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N G
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3 months ago

I had one of these tablets but it got stuck in my throat, the next morning I woke up with a stiff neck.

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Missy Moo Moo
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3 months ago

There is a book called "Pooh gets stuck"... I know, I have it

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3 months ago

Well yes but actually no...

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3 months ago

That’s just adorable.

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Kim Irving
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3 months ago

My heart! It hurts! :(

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

🤣 That's adorable!

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chi-wei shen
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3 months ago

I hope he didn't do it.

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3 months ago

That’s actually a good way to describe it, better than pins and needles.

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Francis
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3 months ago

i asked santa in a letter if he can take my older brother on his way back to the northpole. my mum said, that this was not possible. i was confused. there should have been so much room for my brother on the sled... why sould it not be possible??

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Kim Irving
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3 months ago

He's going places!

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 months ago

That's super cute!

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Diana
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3 months ago

I'm going to remember this for future purposes

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glowworm2
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3 months ago

It does give out money though!

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

That would hurt lol

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Hermione Granger
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3 months ago

You're not wrong.

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Liam Walsh
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3 months ago

Sorry but 'slipped in her plastic' what?

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