Do you pray that nobody picks up the phone whenever you have to call somebody? Do you feel like partying when somebody decides to cancel a party? Do you fear living with somebody more than you fear the prospect of dying alone? Then this funny list of introvert tweets is especially for you. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below is sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of whether you're an introvert or not. But if you are then don't laugh too loudly. The last thing you want to do is draw any unwanted attention to yourself!

#1

Introvert Tweet

skramer00 Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

When people give you unsolicited advice, they aren't listening. When people early wait for their turn to speak again, they aren't listening, you can't listen when you are also speaking.

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#2

Introvert Tweet

verbsrproudest Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

lol i really need to borrow this one lol I typically make plan a week or two out, and by the time the date approaches, I really just want to stay in, cuz .... peopling is tough sometimes.

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#3

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AniNation Report

John L 2 years ago

I'm beginning to think that I'm going to need therapy after this page.

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#4

Introvert Tweet

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Anonymous Confetti 2 years ago

Lol if this isn't me :)

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#5

Introvert Tweet

zustinsbizzle Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

... otherwise you gravitate towards the host's cat or dog.

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#6

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IntrovertLiving Report

Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

It's called No and everyone has their own pillow fort and pizza

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#7

Introvert Tweet

IntrovertDear Report

rakuninaru 2 years ago

Why?? why do they always need to do that in every possible class if they're going to forget everybody's name right after it

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#8

Introvert Tweet

AtomicJes Report

Stijn V. 2 years ago

This is more of an #extravertProblem. they never get to do some good gaming or reading done.

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#9

Introvert Tweet

Jacy_Quezon Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I've heard this a million times. People say i'm quiet and shy, but really I haven't warmed up yet!

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#10

Introvert Tweet

LoveeeeSarah Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

Oh absolutely! Those events call for a one-person-celebration

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#11

Introvert Tweet

bobvulfov Report

Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

Hell yeah I did

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#12

Introvert Tweet

gooooats Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

True! And to add to that, silence is not necessarily a bad thing while hanging out together

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#13

Introvert Tweet

nickelworris Report

Daniel Mallory 2 years ago

or how to make introverts happy

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#14

Introvert Tweet

proudIouie Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I relate to this one a lot. When it comes to matters of the heart, or point making, i articulate myself in terms of writing. However, my humor is almost always better in person.

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#15

Introvert Tweet

Immaculate__ICE Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

Even worse: Get up, go up front, introduce yourself.

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#16

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IntrovertLiving Report

MSD 2 years ago

Not so much the bottom right: you'd need other people to come rescue you when your house falls in the water... #erosion

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#17

Introvert Tweet

pinkcamoto Report

Paulina 2 years ago

#IntrovertCcustomerServiceEmployee

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#18

Introvert Tweet

bocaIegend Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

As someone who's been raised to not interrupt people when they talk, I do get interrupted a tad too often for my liking... by the people who raised me, no less.

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#19

Introvert Tweet

BariHakiim Report

Rin Rin 2 years ago

I feel this happens to me quite often. And when my real nature creeps up from the cracks in my shyness people tend to get shocked.

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#20

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_adrxante Report

Daria B 2 years ago

I don't like group projects either. But I do like working in pairs.

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#21

Introvert Tweet

sweetestsara Report

Alexis Rux 2 years ago

...trying to comment on how true this is ....deletes everything...tries again ...delete...I'll just let someone elts comment

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#22

Introvert Tweet

agbsunrise Report

Dawn Frank 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ha! ha......... true.

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#23

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apunkgrl Report

zheka 2 years ago

Oh I so can relate on that

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#24

Introvert Tweet

pegaita Report

Erza 2 years ago

Yes! Same goes for me. No-one would describe me as shy because as a kid I learned you had to be happy and excited in social situations but I hate it. Yet, somehow I never stopt acting happy and excited, people that don't know me think I'm such an extrovert.

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#25

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funfestniall Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

"Don't get used to it."

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#26

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angelicallysad Report

Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

Hell yeah! Yeah? yeah... *sobs quietly*

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#27

Introvert Tweet

theyearofelan Report

Yioryos Ninjitsu 2 years ago

use text then i guess

#28

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IntrovertLiving Report

Viktória Nagy 2 years ago

and also not answering the door...

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#29

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introvertdear Report

Magda Obierka 2 years ago

And my asshole boyfriend always forces me to make phone calls ; (

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#30

Introvert Tweet

TheBloggess Report

Dixon's Mama 2 years ago

Noooo! The dogs will start barking!

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#31

Introvert Tweet

gorepunk Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

What Dean says: WATCH ME!

#32

Introvert Tweet

WomensHumor Report

Marika Stanway 2 years ago

this

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#33

Introvert Tweet

swishergirl24 Report

Jeroen de Haas 2 years ago

Every time...

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#34

Introvert Tweet

StutteringGiant Report

Victoria Pietsch 2 years ago

True, today I saw someone reading one of my favorite books before class, and I spent the next few minutes debating whether or not to mention it to them. Needless to say, my decision was that I had waited too long to say anything, and that, therefore, I had an excuse not to say anything.

#35

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deancasIut Report

Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

My mom and I have a code, If I use it, she says I can't go

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#36

Introvert Tweet

1followernodad Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

The three dots of "your friend is typing" can also be very nerve-wracking

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#37

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Iifepost Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

"Help. Please."

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#38

Introvert Tweet

beyoncereaction Report

Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing 2 years ago

When they sign you up for a team sport because "it would be good for your social skills" *weeps silently*

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#39

Introvert Tweet

amyordman Report

Marika Stanway 2 years ago

Oh yes.

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#40

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gorgmayka Report

Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

me

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#41

Introvert Tweet

alispagnola Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

Sometimes I pretend to be talking on the phone with someone so people won't talk to me :) People who know me to well though know I'm lying lol... I don't ever actually talk on the phone ahahaha

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#42

Introvert Tweet

phranqueigh Report

JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

Me after 5 minutes XD

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#43

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IntrovertLiving Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

The exception is when another introvert is talking to you.

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#44

Introvert Tweet

thealexnevil Report

Victoria Pietsch 2 years ago

It freaks me out when people are nice. My thoughts: "strange person holding door open...may be plotting my death," "teacher asks me how I'm doing; may be searching for blackmail," "acquaintance offers me snack; may be trying to poison me."

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#45

Introvert Tweet

andreaschoice Report

T Gwen Plaza 2 years ago

Why I'm usually late for anything.

#46

Introvert Tweet

dadandburied Report

Luna 2 years ago

so true.

#47

Introvert Tweet

codepo8 Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

my neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks!

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#48

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Love_Amethyst_ Report

Viktória Nagy 2 years ago

OMG! This is most hilarious with the images. :D

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#49

Introvert Tweet

girlposts Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

I haaaate teachers that do that ugh... What is there reasoning behind this? "Let's see, no one knows the answer... If no one will willingly make a fool of themselves, I'd better pick someone to fail miserably"

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#50

Introvert Tweet

holdonkarla Report

Pamela Lopour 2 years ago

Me!

#51

Introvert Tweet

slimrel__ Report

Mark Kelly 2 years ago

True

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#52

Introvert Tweet

ThatScoop Report

#53

Introvert Tweet

nachosarah Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

Man these tweets make it seem like I'm the only introvert who loves the outdoors... Doesn't any other introvert like outside?

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#54

Introvert Tweet

lisaxy424 Report

#55

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cocoazafreen Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Nighttime is a very magical time for introverts ^^

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#56

Introvert Tweet

TheJennaLee_ Report

#57

Introvert Tweet

ImLeslieChow Report

Arty 2 years ago

nothing to do with introvert, just regular people and morning :P

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#58

Introvert Tweet

alexisgzall Report

John L 2 years ago

Either that, or the guaranteed solitude of the stairwell.

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#59

Introvert Tweet

wangthiests Report

Fandoms Rise 2 years ago

Always.

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#60

Introvert Tweet

rollinintheseat Report

Paulina 2 years ago

Every Monday at work. Hate water cooler chats.

#61

Introvert Tweet

Sarcasticsapien Report

Smoofy 2 years ago

Thanks!

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#62

Introvert Tweet

annakendrick47 Report

#63

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introvert_diary Report

Sarah Laurent 2 years ago

My advice : speed up, as if you were late and NO TIME to share. No, nothing more than a "hi ! Sorry, I'm late !". It works. It always works.

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#64

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#65

Introvert Tweet

donna_mccoy Report

#66

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isaksvaltersn Report

#67

Introvert Tweet

jennyjohnsonhi5 Report

Markus McCloud 2 years ago

Even as a teenager, I avoided socializing.

#68

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IntrovertLiving Report

Smoofy 2 years ago

Can someone PLEASE get this for me? But just mail it to me. Wait no I don't want to talk to the delivery person. Just put it on my doorstep. Wait no, I don't want to go outside. I KNOW! Please send it to me by flying turtle. It can come in through my window and I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YAY!

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#69

Introvert Tweet

totallymarquand Report

Crystllee 2 years ago

Man... Is it bad that I just wanted to watch Adam Levine be so adorable that I didn't actually read the comment for a few minutes??

#70

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joshgondelman Report

Pamela Lopour 2 years ago

Only eight?

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#71

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SoVeryBritish Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

Doesn't happen often enough though *sighs* :'(

#72

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_LAURENandADAM Report

#73

Introvert Tweet

NikiWithIssues Report

Viktória Nagy 2 years ago

or when I'm breathing...

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#74

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yourwifejazz Report

#75

Introvert Tweet

introvert_diary Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

TRUE THAT DANG IT. It hurts to smile for that long, but it's better than everyone asking, "Are you ok?"

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#76

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IntrovertLiving Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

And then realizing only 15 minutes passed.

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#77

Introvert Tweet

nachosarah Report

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#78

Introvert Tweet

supernovalester Report

#79

Introvert Tweet

tchrquotes Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

The positive thing is: You're there :D

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#80

Introvert Tweet

designingdonna Report

Just a Purpler 2 years ago

I'm curious to know why extraverts like staying at parties that long... What are you doing that makes you so happy to flail your arms around for 8 hours @_@

#81

Introvert Tweet

IntrovertLiving Report

Smoofy 2 years ago

Actually I'm ok with movie.You dont talk during the movie.

#82

Introvert Tweet

TheJennaLee_ Report

an actual phan trash can 2 years ago

TROYE