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Someone In Colorado Is Putting The Funniest Signs, And The Puns Are Priceless (50 Pics)
Surely, best puns are not for everyone, as you'd find some people rolling their eyes or grunting after hearing a punny joke. However, thankfully, plenty can appreciate a well-timed funny pun, rewarding the genius wordplay with a snicker or a full-on laugh.
Indian Hills Community in Colorado sure does enjoy a good laugh with their ever-changing and ever-punny road signs. Vince Rozmiarek, a Colorado native and the man behind all the funny signs explained that it all began when he started volunteering at the community center. "5 years ago, on Aprils fools day, I put up a street sign that stirred up the area. We have a heavy police presence in the town of Morrison, which is next to Indian Hills, and they run a ton of speed traps traffic signs. The sign said, "Indian Hills annexed by Morrison, slow down." Many people believed that prank, and the amount of attention it brought was really surprising" Vince told Bored Panda. From then on, he decided to put bad puns and jokes up a couple of times a week. " I also try to create unique holiday puns/sayings, and current events that I feel are important. It is hard to keep coming up with the material, but I do try" Rozmiarek added, explaining that the reason he does it is straightforward – he likes to make people laugh. So, scroll down below to check out some of their best signs and don't forget to vote and comment for your favorites!
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I bet, there are people who found this offensive to people who find stuff offensive.
Is this what's going to be on Starbucks' cups this upcoming Christmas?
I really wish people wouldn't get their panties in a bunch about what people say over the Winter Holidays. "Happy Holidays" is simply an acknowledgement that there are many celebrations during that time. It's not "Happy whatever you celebrate unless it's Christmas." It's "Happy whatever you celebrate." Put on your big kid pants, folks!
SOME people are just NEVER going to be happy with ANYTHING said, typed, televised yadda yadda yadda .... mainly because they are just UNHAPPY PEOPLE and like to create S#IT to make everyone else NOT Happy! Gotta stick their nose in everywhere it isn't welcomed or needed. Live and Let F#CKIN Live!
You never know who's going to offended by what so I just say "Happy Day off" on major holidays everyone likes day off. Apologies if you are the one working emergency personal that day.
THIS IS A GOOD ONE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.............................................
I've started to notice that clerks and others who work at checkout aisles will tell you to "Have a Blessed Day!". It's a good way to include everyone, and sounds a little nicer and more personal than "Have a nice day!". But one day I heard an elderly person respond with..."What's so DAMNED blessed about it?". Okkkaayyy. Also, what about the people who don't believe in ANYTHING?? Are they offended when they are told to "Have a Blessed Day??". Or are people just so easily offended, that everything offends them?? Having a Blessed Day could mean just about anything and people shouldn't be offended by this. It's not like they are trying to force any form of belief system or religion onto others. They are just trying to be polite. Just say, "Thank you, you too". People need to stop feeling and acting like they're offended by everything everyone else says. It's ridiculous. And, I sincerely hope this post doesn't offend everyone.
That would be just about everything these days. This PCism has gotten ridiculous. Is this the same for countries outside the US too?
I'm not sure which amuses me more - the sign, or the earnest responses below sympathising with the loss of letters!
Then you can buy the "mood nail polish" I've seen in stores recently :')
Red with white mark around the eyes as far as I'm concerned (can't read without sunglasses or get blinded by the white pages)... that's why I stopped sunbathing ;p
There was a t-shirt I saw one time that said "Ex Lifeguard on duty...some blue kid got me fired."
Name your iPod Titanic, and when it syncs, cancel it. You'll feel like a hero.
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Come on, this person is at the top of their game! Heard a few...OK...but they are ALL good. ALL good.
I think "Be the FUN in Dysfunctional" would make a great t-shirt
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Got s good giggle out of these, even if some were from old joke road. Btw, we Aussies dont call the rest of the world 'Up Over' :)
I'm way to sophisticated for puns. I only read every one of them to make sure.
Enjoy them all. What is the licencing for use? I would like to use some of them in a church Sunday service bulletin and in monthly news letter to the congregation. Thank you. msavage133@gmail.com
I once had an anti-social tailor who was incapable of getting my measurements right He was a real misfit. We had a neighbor whose two-year old would take off his diaper and do his business wherever. We called him "the missile" (ICBM). I once saw a carpenter and a blacksmith get into a terrible fight. They went at each other hammer and tongs. Definition of a mistress -- a woman who is in between a mister and mattress. What do you call a large, spotted cat that studies butterflies? A leopardopterist. What's harder than Wheeling, West Virginia? Flushing, New York. A driver lost his brakes at the top of a steep hill. Things went down hill from there. Why did OJ get away with it? Because the prosecutors and the jury didn't work hand in glove. I found some moths in my house that were so emaciated, they were barely alive. Instead of eating my sweaters, they were living on a shoestring.
Those are great and indeed would make fabulous T shirts. I had a T shirt idea as well a while back. It was kind of a shout out to my ex. “. I believe the part about being together, it’s sleeping part I am having a time with” Lol there you go honey. Lol
Wow, this is one of the funniest things I have seen recently. Love those language-pronounciation puns and ones in this particular article are SO creative and hilarious.
we have a TEX-MEX restrant like that in Texas, with hilarious signs every day..
Only know one person that funny. @Stellermatt is that you? I'm sure it's you doing this. 😃
Where are the puns? Some of these are cute, and a few are puns, but most of them are just "jokes". A pun is specifically "a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings." And what's a "ware-wolfe"?
The Carolina Panthers were beaten by the Denver Broncos, two players of which were named Ware and Wolfe
Load More Replies... Come on, this person is at the top of their game! Heard a few...OK...but they are ALL good. ALL good.
I think "Be the FUN in Dysfunctional" would make a great t-shirt
Load More Replies... Got s good giggle out of these, even if some were from old joke road. Btw, we Aussies dont call the rest of the world 'Up Over' :)
I'm way to sophisticated for puns. I only read every one of them to make sure.
Enjoy them all. What is the licencing for use? I would like to use some of them in a church Sunday service bulletin and in monthly news letter to the congregation. Thank you. msavage133@gmail.com
I once had an anti-social tailor who was incapable of getting my measurements right He was a real misfit. We had a neighbor whose two-year old would take off his diaper and do his business wherever. We called him "the missile" (ICBM). I once saw a carpenter and a blacksmith get into a terrible fight. They went at each other hammer and tongs. Definition of a mistress -- a woman who is in between a mister and mattress. What do you call a large, spotted cat that studies butterflies? A leopardopterist. What's harder than Wheeling, West Virginia? Flushing, New York. A driver lost his brakes at the top of a steep hill. Things went down hill from there. Why did OJ get away with it? Because the prosecutors and the jury didn't work hand in glove. I found some moths in my house that were so emaciated, they were barely alive. Instead of eating my sweaters, they were living on a shoestring.
Those are great and indeed would make fabulous T shirts. I had a T shirt idea as well a while back. It was kind of a shout out to my ex. “. I believe the part about being together, it’s sleeping part I am having a time with” Lol there you go honey. Lol
Wow, this is one of the funniest things I have seen recently. Love those language-pronounciation puns and ones in this particular article are SO creative and hilarious.
we have a TEX-MEX restrant like that in Texas, with hilarious signs every day..
Only know one person that funny. @Stellermatt is that you? I'm sure it's you doing this. 😃
Where are the puns? Some of these are cute, and a few are puns, but most of them are just "jokes". A pun is specifically "a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings." And what's a "ware-wolfe"?
The Carolina Panthers were beaten by the Denver Broncos, two players of which were named Ware and Wolfe
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