Pandas don’t have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can’t even be bothered! They do about their regular panda business and couldn’t care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it’s fun and everything, but it’s too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can’t…
Written and illustrated by me, Lingvistov, especially for Bored Panda – here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might use not to have sex (may come in handy btw).
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Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.
It really is true. It is surprising that they haven't disappeared a long time ago. Perhaps it is due to their slow metabolism from eating bamboo.
Lingvistov is a ver funny artist. I love her prints. I have 3 fine art prints of her in my kitchen. I bought them in a german online shop: https://www.artboxone.de/kunstdruck/kindermotive Some great artworks there!
This reminds me of the guy who made a spreadsheet of all the BS excuses his wife came up for not doing her wifely duties... and they wonder why the divorce rate is over 60%.
Since when is sex a duty? Shouldn't they both be into it?
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Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.
It really is true. It is surprising that they haven't disappeared a long time ago. Perhaps it is due to their slow metabolism from eating bamboo.
Lingvistov is a ver funny artist. I love her prints. I have 3 fine art prints of her in my kitchen. I bought them in a german online shop: https://www.artboxone.de/kunstdruck/kindermotive Some great artworks there!
This reminds me of the guy who made a spreadsheet of all the BS excuses his wife came up for not doing her wifely duties... and they wonder why the divorce rate is over 60%.
Since when is sex a duty? Shouldn't they both be into it?
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