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Ever heard the saying "if you want a job doing well then you better do it yourself?" Well, the wives of these husbands clearly haven't, because if they had they wouldn't have asked their significant others to do any of the things that you can see in the pictures below. Compiled by Bored Panda, this list showcases the best of husband comedy and the worst of husband ineptitude. Although we're pretty sure that most of these things were done on purpose. At least, we HOPE they were done on purpose, because if they weren't then the future of mankind looks even grimmer than expected.

Do you have a husband who specializes in failing? Are you yourself a husband who can't get anything right? Then add your pictures to the list below and don't forget to comment!

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Came Home To This Last Night

Came Home To This Last Night

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Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

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#4

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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Marjan van Oostrum
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one reminds me of one late afternoon, a long time ago, when I was around 13 years old and my mother went for work in the evening. She specifically asked me - her youngest and only daughter - and not my dad nor my two older brothers, to put the laundry (which was bedding) from the washing machine (when finished) into the dryer. And so I did. Wondering why she had not asked me to start the dryer as well... Late that night she came home, tired from working, ran up to the dryer and allmost exploded. Leaving me genuinely surprised....

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#5

My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

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#6

I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

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#7

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

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#8

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

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#9

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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#10

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

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#11

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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#12

What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

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#13

Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

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#14

Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

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#15

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

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Cassandra Lee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

C**k n' Balls. I noticed it right away, but then again I have dirty mind, so that helps.

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#16

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

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#17

Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

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Micaela Olivera
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure that baby will be a future pro gamer with that role model :D

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Samantha
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least he's got the baby attached where it can't wonder off alone. Imagine if he just sat him on the couch and then played video games.

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Debra Starr Moon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my daughters fell out of a second story window when my EX-husband was playing on the computer while "watching" them. Swear to God. Be thankful for what you have and pick your battles! Lol!

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Godspeed
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's levelling up the baby's account early, so that he has a running start when he is ready to take over.

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Luyen Dao
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a former hardcore gamer, this is more disturbing to me :-)

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Meriem Benyacoub
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7 years ago

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battlefield is not a game for children and even less for babies :s

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Thomas Bickel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not battlefield, it's far cry 3. If you're gunna complain, know what your complaining about.

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#18

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

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#19

So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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#21

I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

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#22

My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

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#23

My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

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#24

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

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#25

My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

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#26

Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

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#27

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

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#28

What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

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#29

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

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#30

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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#31

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

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#32

Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

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#33

My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still find it sweet, though. Immagine the symbolic meaning of a strong and proud, and even good looking, black woman. I think it's a compliment regardless of race. I think many caucasian women would feel very flattered to hear they're like, say, Beyonce.

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#35

Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

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#36

So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

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#37

My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

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#38

My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

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#39

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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Akane Ana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the only kind of diamond necklace I would want my husband to give me! On the anniversary of our marriage he wanted to give me a diamond pickaxe/sword but they were out of stock :(

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#40

Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

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#41

My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

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#42

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

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#44

My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

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#45

My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Marie-Michèle Lacroix
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, someone I know did the same thing with a cellphone... We stopped him as soon as we saw!!!

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#46

As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

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#47

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

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#48

Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

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#49

I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

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#50

I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

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#51

So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

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#52

My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

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#53

This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

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#55

My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

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#56

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

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#57

Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

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#58

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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#59

My Classmate Came Home To This From Her Husband

My Classmate Came Home To This From Her Husband

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#60

My Husband Is A Jerk. Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It

My Husband Is A Jerk. Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It

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#61

I Left These Gingerbread Angels To Rest Before Decorating, When Came Back Found Them Decorated

I Left These Gingerbread Angels To Rest Before Decorating, When Came Back Found Them Decorated

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#62

So I Went To The Bathroom And Found This... Apparently My Husband Is 12 Years Old

So I Went To The Bathroom And Found This... Apparently My Husband Is 12 Years Old

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Akane Ana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine would be grounded! In this house we only go for playstation.

#63

My Passive Aggressive Attempt At Telling My Wife That This Is Not Acceptable

My Passive Aggressive Attempt At Telling My Wife That This Is Not Acceptable

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#64

How My Husband Makes Hamburgers

How My Husband Makes Hamburgers

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#65

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes....

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes....

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#66

My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

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#67

Asked My Husband To Iron My Pants And He Gave Me 1980's Creases

Asked My Husband To Iron My Pants And He Gave Me 1980's Creases

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#68

Two Different Homes. Two Different Husbands. Same Christmas Feeling

Two Different Homes. Two Different Husbands. Same Christmas Feeling

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#69

My Husband Texted This To Me While He Was Getting Gas This Morning

My Husband Texted This To Me While He Was Getting Gas This Morning

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My Husband Wanted To Make Dinner Tonight In The Crock Pot. Those Used To Be Hot Dogs

My Husband Wanted To Make Dinner Tonight In The Crock Pot. Those Used To Be Hot Dogs

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#71

My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

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#72

My Husband Sent This Photo To Me And Saying We Needed To Go Shopping

My Husband Sent This Photo To Me And Saying We Needed To Go Shopping

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#73

I Asked My Husband To Help Me Pick Up Raspberries And Blueberries, And This Is What He Came Back With

I Asked My Husband To Help Me Pick Up Raspberries And Blueberries, And This Is What He Came Back With

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#74

This Is What You Get, When Your Trainer Is Your Husband

This Is What You Get, When Your Trainer Is Your Husband

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#75

My Husband Cleaned The House Earlier

My Husband Cleaned The House Earlier

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#76

Asked My Sweet Husband To Pick The Soap Off The Shower Floor. He Thinks He's So Funny

Asked My Sweet Husband To Pick The Soap Off The Shower Floor. He Thinks He's So Funny

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#77

My Husband Was Responsible For Wrapping The Present

My Husband Was Responsible For Wrapping The Present

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#78

I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind

I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind

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Damien McDallydally
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this isn't what you have in mind then you should use your words and TELL US! As a man, nothing annoys me more than when a girl asks me to do small things like this, things there is no apparent reason she couldn't do on her own. "stir this drink for me".. like we have some special supertool that is made f... ooh... OOOHH..

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#79

I Asked My Husband To Put This Sandwich Inside The Fridge

I Asked My Husband To Put This Sandwich Inside The Fridge

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#80

Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

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Michelle quehl
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband getting art lessons from my 6 month old niece. Even a simple stick figure with a sideways 8 for blobs would be more flattering he made you look fat and your clearly not

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#81

Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

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#82

I Asked My Husband To Take Our Daughter Play Outside. And This Is What I Saw...

I Asked My Husband To Take Our Daughter Play Outside. And This Is What I Saw...

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Katie Bear
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as he doesn't drop her - they're having fun, who cares how he does it?

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#83

Asked My Husband To Bring Home Wine. He Did

Asked My Husband To Bring Home Wine. He Did

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#84

These Are The Cupboards My 6'8 Husband Installed For Me . I'm 5'5. Ladder Anyone?

These Are The Cupboards My 6'8 Husband Installed For Me . I'm 5'5. Ladder Anyone?

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#85

My Husband Leaves A Plethora Of Cups At The Top Of The Stairs For Weeks. He's Run Out Of Room, So Now A Couple Of Cups Has Accumulated In Our Bathroom

My Husband Leaves A Plethora Of Cups At The Top Of The Stairs For Weeks. He's Run Out Of Room, So Now A Couple Of Cups Has Accumulated In Our Bathroom

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#86

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There.

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There.

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#87

I Told My Husband To Put Our Daughter To Bed

I Told My Husband To Put Our Daughter To Bed

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#88

I Asked My Husband To Change The Sheets And He Did! :)

I Asked My Husband To Change The Sheets And He Did! :)

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#89

I Asked My Husband To Put The Groceries Away

I Asked My Husband To Put The Groceries Away

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#90

I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Veg..

I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Veg..

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I Asked My Husband To Train The Dog To Stay Off The Sofa. He Went The 'tough Love' Route.

I Asked My Husband To Train The Dog To Stay Off The Sofa. He Went The 'tough Love' Route.

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