We've all been to a hospital at least a couple of times in our lives, and those visits are never, never pleasant. Not only you have to answer a bunch of very personal questions, get poked and prodded but also often endure a great deal of pain, which probably have brought you there in the first place. Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. This list that you'll find below are real stories about the second category of hospital staff and their ingenious ways of keeping patients' spirit up.
From doctors who probably have a Ph.D. in trolling to patients who are taking it rather well and nurses spending their graveyard shifts in very nonconformist ways, the hospital turns out to be an excellent source for funny jokes. So, scroll down, say 'ahhhh' and breathe deep, because you're going to need all the oxygen that you can get for laughing at these funny things found in hospitals!
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Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital
The Definition Of Nurse
The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing
I think that's perfect! I'd love to get my tubes tied (or whatever it's called for women) but where I live you have to be either over 35 or have 3 kids or more xD
It really shows the double standard. If a man doesn't want children he gets the operation. If a woman doesn't want children she is made to wait until a certain age, and even then made to wait, have multiple interviews etc.
Load More Replies...I told my doctor I had my tubes tied and she actually asked me why. I said "Because I don't want kids!"
I can relate . I'm a Porch D**k. I sit on the porch and yell at neighborhood kids 'GET OUT OF THE PLANTS'
Aced it - very succinctly & hysterically hilarious!!! Also wise & commendable because when you just know, you really know.
If more people babysat children as a pre requisite to sex, we'd have better population control. You'd either be too tired to have it, or hopefully educated enough to be prepared. I say move the daycares to the high schools, start sharing the care of these children and that will help as well... & save for the parents on all sides.
Eh I wouldn't want some random high schoolers watching my child 😬
Load More Replies...Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night
Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid
Who's Gonna Stop Me?
He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason
This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes
Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab
Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic
Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt
Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse
These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER
Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke
Leech Jailbreak
After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER
Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office
I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever
This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly
Kind of reminds me of chinese knockoffs trying to use english phrases.
Made My Day... And Her's
Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times
Found This Mad Lad's Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom
So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall
The Fertility Clinic I Work For Received This Card From A Urologist
He Takes It Rather Well...
It's funny, but fake. It was a photo shoot for an insurance company. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=91277
An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed
The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well
Saw At Work Today... I Work At A Hospital
This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office
Better than the 1-10 scale where you only base it on the worst pain you've experienced. What if you haven't had much before or are worn down by having serious pain a lot? I've always found this really difficult as pain from a broken bone is a different type of pain to, say, nerve pain.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.