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We've all been to a hospital at least a couple of times in our lives, and those visits are never, never pleasant. Not only you have to answer a bunch of very personal questions, get poked and prodded but also often endure a great deal of pain, which probably have brought you there in the first place. Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. This list that you'll find below are real stories about the second category of hospital staff and their ingenious ways of keeping patients' spirit up.

From doctors who probably have a Ph.D. in trolling to patients who are taking it rather well and nurses spending their graveyard shifts in very nonconformist ways, the hospital turns out to be an excellent source for funny jokes. So, scroll down, say 'ahhhh' and breathe deep, because you're going to need all the oxygen that you can get for laughing at these funny things found in hospitals!

#1

Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital

Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital

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The Definition Of Nurse

The Definition Of Nurse

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or PARAMEDIC, Or EMT, Emergency medical technician, Or FIREMAN, Or DOCTOR

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The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing

The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing

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Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

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I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night

I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night

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Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid

Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is very real. And someone did send pizza! It was in the news.

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#7

Who's Gonna Stop Me?

Who's Gonna Stop Me?

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#8

He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason

He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason

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#9

This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes

This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes

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#10

Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab

Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab

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#11

Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic

Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic

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#12

Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

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Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse

Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse

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#14

These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER

These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER

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#15

Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke

Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke

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Leech Jailbreak

Leech Jailbreak

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leeches and maggots are excellant. Maggots in particular are a superb treatment for removing gangrenous flesh - not that I would want it used on myself

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The maggot treatment is true - but not for the squeamish. They bandage them into an gangrenous wound and they eat all the rotten flesh away

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Max L.
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try dating one, it's like dating google maps. They know by memory in latin and greek any name of any organ involved in anything that happens to your body, and I mean really anything. Found out the less romantic way :-}

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

leeches are great for a lot of conditions and have little to no side effects compared to drugs

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Amelia Junge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought that was a tampon with a trail of blood. Oh, the things that I think of.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he makes it past the door, he is free to go. That ís hella lot of blood tho...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spider Leech, Spider Leech... Oh wait its actually just a Leech ;)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So did she just allow this to take place to get her selfie moment. Knowing some poor orderly is going to have to clean that biohazard skid-mark. But knowing it wasn't going to be her cleaning up zero f&@k$ given.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's hilarious. Though I'd be mighty surprised to see it haha. I have seen the maggot treatment though. My mother passed out in the sun for days which resulted in 3rd degree burns to her leg. They used maggots to remove necrosis.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you re sterilize it after it's been on the ground?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"excuse me, ma'am... I found an unidentified bacteria in my blood soup!"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry there are so many...but they are so funny, esp. for those of us we're/are in the medical field!

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It's still hard to believe leeches are used for medical stuff. I know it's useful, but tbh I'd rather die than have a leech on me

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#17

After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER

After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER

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Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office

Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office

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#19

I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever

I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever

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#20

This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly

This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly

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#22

Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times

Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times

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#23

Found This Mad Lad's Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom

Found This Mad Lad's Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom

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So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall

So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall

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The Fertility Clinic I Work For Received This Card From A Urologist

The Fertility Clinic I Work For Received This Card From A Urologist

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He Takes It Rather Well...

He Takes It Rather Well...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny, but fake. It was a photo shoot for an insurance company. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=91277

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An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed

An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed

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The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well

The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well

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This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office

This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than the 1-10 scale where you only base it on the worst pain you've experienced. What if you haven't had much before or are worn down by having serious pain a lot? I've always found this really difficult as pain from a broken bone is a different type of pain to, say, nerve pain.

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