We've all been to a hospital at least a couple of times in our lives, and those visits are never, never pleasant. Not only you have to answer a bunch of very personal questions, get poked and prodded but also often endure a great deal of pain, which probably have brought you there in the first place. Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. This list that you'll find below are real stories about the second category of hospital staff and their ingenious ways of keeping patients' spirit up.
From doctors who probably have a Ph.D. in trolling to patients who are taking it rather well and nurses spending their graveyard shifts in very nonconformist ways, the hospital turns out to be an excellent source for funny jokes. So, scroll down, say 'ahhhh' and breathe deep, because you're going to need all the oxygen that you can get for laughing at these funny things found in hospitals!
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Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital
The Definition Of Nurse
The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing
Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night
Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid
He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason
This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes
Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab
Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic
Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt
Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse
Because of the leaves I think it is a horrible prank on a homeless person.
That's awful... they probably had to shave her head. Someone taking her picture and probably laughing at her doesn't help either.
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As others have noted, she didn't get the twigs and debris in her hair, as well as the foam down her shoulder from using it herself in her bathroom. To me, it looks like someone did this to her--probably punks looking to humiliate a homeless person. She's experienced nothing to laugh about, and obviously doesn't need her picture online for people to make fun of her.
Jesus, that's the worst thing I've heard in a long time. What absolute monsters, poor lady.
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This looks more like homeless person sleeping rough, then attacked by 'pransters' with expanding foam. Poor woman.
Me too. Thought she fell in a wedding cake and the bride hit her on the head with the bouquet or something
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Oh no! I had a similar experience, but all over my hands and forearms. That stuff does NOT come off. Called the company and they said it would have to be 'mechanically separated' from my skin. Or it would wear off in about 3 weeks. After it began to crack and got dirt in it, it looked like my arms were dead peeling skin. For weeks! Horrible experience
That sounds horrific, I hope it didn’t leave any lasting damage.
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Please please remove this picture. This is a homeless lady who was a victim of a cruel prank. We should not be laughing at her
Well, my uncle once mistook crazy glue for eye drops!! Luckily he was okay!
The title of this picture is false. That woman is homeless and some pranksters did that to her har.
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Oh, this stuff is EVIL. I got a tiny dot on my arm and it took weeks for it to come off. I feel terrible for this poor woman. Bet they had to shave her bald.
Couple or questions. Who the hell keeps expanding foam next to their mousse? What's with all the leaves and twigs? All the foam cans I've used are way bigger and have a trigger not a pump.
For me she looks like homeless person which some douchebag make fun off...
I remember a totally different story to this picture. Some teens played a rude prank on this homeless woman and sprayed expanding foam on her hair :(
i however thought those were flowers... looked real nice until i read the caption
At first i thought it was some kind of bride hair decoration. Poor lady, hope shes well.
I think this is a picture that was grabbed from the internet with a whole other scenario. I don't believe the mousse BS. I also think, just by the look on her face, that whomsoever did this to her had better hide fast and for a real long time!
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People .. please for heaven's sake read the labels. This is horrifying I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
Expanding foam feels nothing at all like hair mouse. I could see having a small amount but as soon as you see it/touch it you should know immediately that something is not right.
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That's a homeless woman who got bullied by local teens. They did it to her 😡
I don't believe the tag line for a second. There are leaves and sticks in there. Something else went down! Lol
So.... why does she have a bouquet of artificial flowers in her hair? Was she doing her hair in a cemetery and fell down on a grave?
It did happen like the title said on another occurence, in Belgium :) And that lady DID mistake her mousse with expanding foam.
Just how long did it take her to notice? Why does some of her "hair" look like leaves and branches? And why is it applied where it is applied, including her arm? There's more to this story.
She does not look like she would ever use hair mousse. I wish people would not jump to conclusions!
Isn’t “she doesn’t look like she would ever use hair mousse” a bit like jumping to conclusions?
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Christ! She's mad trending right now ! ! I hear Lady GAGA already called !
Well, this could have been a lot worse. What if she had thought it was tooth paste?
Utterly tragic - what on earth will the hospital do? other than shave it off - just as they would a stray dog that had been similarly abused. Have worked with homeless and drug-addicted people , but never seen this level of "pranks"
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Hey, anybody can make a mistake. You can bet your bottom dollar Albert Einstein pulled a few howlers.
it isnt funny - it is serious abuse - be ashamed for laughing
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It is. This picture is not from a hospital, the title is wrong. She is a homeless woman and some pranksters messed her hair like that.
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These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER
Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke
Leech Jailbreak
After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER
Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office
I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever
This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly
Kind of reminds me of chinese knockoffs trying to use english phrases.
Made My Day... And Her's
Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times
Found This Mad Lad's Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom
So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall
The Fertility Clinic I Work For Received This Card From A Urologist
He Takes It Rather Well...
It's funny, but fake. It was a photo shoot for an insurance company. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=91277
An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed
The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well
Saw At Work Today... I Work At A Hospital
This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office
Better than the 1-10 scale where you only base it on the worst pain you've experienced. What if you haven't had much before or are worn down by having serious pain a lot? I've always found this really difficult as pain from a broken bone is a different type of pain to, say, nerve pain.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.
