We've all been to a hospital at least a couple of times in our lives, and those visits are never, never pleasant. Not only you have to answer a bunch of very personal questions, get poked and prodded but also often endure a great deal of pain, which probably have brought you there in the first place. Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. This list that you'll find below are real stories about the second category of hospital staff and their ingenious ways of keeping patients' spirit up.
From doctors who probably have a Ph.D. in trolling to patients who are taking it rather well and nurses spending their graveyard shifts in very nonconformist ways, the hospital turns out to be an excellent source for funny jokes. So, scroll down, say 'ahhhh' and breathe deep, because you're going to need all the oxygen that you can get for laughing at these funny things found in hospitals!
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Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital
The Definition Of Nurse
The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing
Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night
awww... this is a whole new level of dedication... i hope you and your ducks are doing better now...
The nurses had to facilitate it because the doctor wouldn't allow another quack to enter the room.
Sweet. Also, I'd never seen duck diapers. Does anyone know if they make them for russian tortoises?
I saw ads in Instagram once... It's customisable... I really forget the brand...
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And yeah, there's a lot of really great nurses out there! I've had bunches taking care of me for close to 2 years now.
I absolutely adore this, you can clearly see the connection between human and animal. I hope you are feeling better and your ducks are still loving their mum.
That's cute and all, but why didn't the husband just give them their medications?
Because the ducks will only let HER give them their medications.
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That's adorable! Things we do for our "feathered" babies. Thank you, nurse for not only healing the body, but soothing the soul.
When it comes to loving animals, you're in a league of your own. So wonderful and kind. I just cant!
I can see the love you share with your ducks ,lovely of the nurses , warms my heart when folk are kind , ---- hope you are well enough to go home soon 🦆🦆
As a nurse, I know how smart they were to allow the ducks in. Besides, those ducks are SO DAMN CUTE!!! Seriously though, by doing that, it is such a great boost to her mental health, whereby in turn the hormones released will have such a positive affect on her physical health! This is a win win situation! These nurses are BRILLIANT!! Unfortunately, too many rule followers don't think through all the positive results! I truly hope that you're doing so much better, I wish you continued good health! GODSPEED!!
It doesn't hurt it to cry on your keyboard, does it? I mean I'm not crying, really. I mean no! I promised myself. I'm just asking for a . . .as . . .for . . . a frien BWAA AAAAGHh aaAAAaa snort Sn u uuuckk ! !!! . . . . . . What!!??
I just have to comment, because auto correct does not need to change the word. Duck
Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid
He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason
This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes
Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab
Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic
Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt
Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse
These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER
Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke
Leech Jailbreak
After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER
Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office
I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever
This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly
Kind of reminds me of chinese knockoffs trying to use english phrases.
Made My Day... And Her's
Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times
Found This Mad Lad's Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom
So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall
The Fertility Clinic I Work For Received This Card From A Urologist
He Takes It Rather Well...
It's funny, but fake. It was a photo shoot for an insurance company. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=91277
An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed
The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well
Saw At Work Today... I Work At A Hospital
This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office
Better than the 1-10 scale where you only base it on the worst pain you've experienced. What if you haven't had much before or are worn down by having serious pain a lot? I've always found this really difficult as pain from a broken bone is a different type of pain to, say, nerve pain.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.
The avocados in our local market came with little 'Ripe' stickers on. I saved one to wear to the delivery room.
