There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.
You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don't Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”
It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!
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Will There Be Blood Or Not!?
Just like most things on the internet, the subreddit Don't Dead Open Inside wasn’t created out of nowhere. The trope first came to internet users' attention when its name was used in a promotional poster for the TV series The Walking Dead. To this day, the Don't Dead Open Inside poster, revealed on July 2nd, 2010, stands as one of the most recognized examples of the trope in popular culture that caused the cult following on Reddit.
According to Know Your Meme, the infamous poster featured a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" written on the right, which should be interpreted "Don't open, dead inside" if read in the correct order. The whole fun of the trope is revealed when the reader reads the phrase line by line instead, which sounds like "Don't dead open inside."
Well That Seems Unfair
Choose Abortion Life Kills
Well if you think about it.... Life does kill at some point....(/s)
5 Extremely Slow Children Playing
Knowing the speed things surf around social media, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a couple of users on Twitter shared their reactions to the unusual poster on social media. In the following years, “the memes based on the joke were made, with Know Your Meme user irish_swede archiving one such example on March 12, 2013,” reported Know Your Meme.
On May 17th, 2014, the subreddit r/dontdeadopeninside was created, where the community collected cases of the trope found in popular culture, design, advertising, etc. Today, it’s home to 603k members that follow a strict set of rules for submissions.
Doesn’t Sound Like Fun
Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
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The first and most important rule is that all posts have to comply to DDOI format. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text, usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words.”
The community doesn’t allow both reposts and memes, and encourages users to “put the 'correctly read' way in the title, like 'DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE.'”
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why the heck is assassin on the list to begin with? it's like an almost reformed Jason Bourne decorator show
Load More Replies...I'd think two are unlike --- four 9letter words that fit their 3x3 grid, two 8letter words. Wait, you're right, it's 5 nouns and 1 adverb, so Dedicated is the odd one out. Or no, wait, ...
Load More Replies...Ummm ... I read that aloud and now there's a scary monster in my room.
Load More Replies...Okay five of those are values someone might aspire to and one is the word for a contract killer? I'm so lost
I think someone was thinking of the word 'passion', but English wasn't their native language.
Load More Replies...It's an affectionate, sincere, dedicated assassin who believes in equality with a touch of adventure.
Load More Replies...I'd keep designated assassin, and remove the 'er' from sincerity making it sin city.
I wanna be an assassin. It sounds like fun. Is twelve too young to be hired to kill people? I will use bagels, the best murder weopon.
Assassin? I guess it kind of goes with Equality, Affection, Adventure, Sincerity, and Dedicated. Equality, assassins don't care who they kill, they have affection for their weapon of choice, they go on adventures, they're sincere and dedicated about their jobs.
I love that with Bored Panda I learn new English (?) words each time. Today : equaffass, aliectass (must be two types of asses, probably some morphology terms) ; tyionin (this one sounds like a DNA component) ; advsinded (must have to do with the concept of removing ads from websites) ; entcerica (some medical term derived from Latin about gross intestinal issues, you don't wanna know more of that) ; ureityted (same, this time about urinal problems and mixed between Latin and Old Welsh).
Ali Ect Ass is the head of the Ass Ass In group. You heard it right! Ali E. Ass here to help!
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I just want to know what psychopath thought 'sincerity, affection, equality adventure, dedicated and assassin' all belonged together.
Verbal diarrhea is treal aff-lic-tion. It's got a tenth letter, to go in one of the empty spaces of the eight-letter words.
i managed to learn to read and speak ancient carthaginian. WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?? you stupid sverepe!
When you figure out how to read them, assassin seems really out of place.
Okay but why is Assassin there anyway? The other words in the frames make sense
Property value DOWN.........NOT UP..............OR SIDE WAYS ...............OR ?
It should be recited to summon a demonic being. Equaffass Aliectass Tyionin Advsinded Entcerica Ureityted
If you're dislexic the last one is like ice tea for the ded. Yes please
EQUALITY, AFFECTION, ASSASSIN, ADVENTURE, SINCERITY, DEDICATED. ASSASSIN?????
What? I can't hear you!! I know for sure that ain't art... maybe when you wake up every morning it says something incongruous but different.
I read Dead Ice Tea in the last one for quite a few tries. It finally clicked, but I like Dead Ice Tea better.
I’m more concerned with the original idea for an ad for a dedicated, sincere, adventurous, affectionate, non discriminating contract killer
a Fun PLOT-TWIST !! (including a MYSTERIOUS RIDDLE! See if YOU can solve it! (read on past the jump to find out how) -- Actually, the panels shown here were accidentally hung out of sequence (or was this done INTENTIONALLY, hmm? think "conspiracy"...) Now, to CORRECTLY SOLVE the HIDDEN MESSAGE, we shall instead employ our standard horizontal method of reading from Left to Right, but this time going ACROSS all the panels (and not constrained to fitting single words within each panel, as it appears above). So, either it's supposed to be: ...ONLY THREE WORDS, and it reads across ALL SIX PANELS... OR: it might even be 2 groups of 3 words each -- and evidence bolstering this possibility is found at the bottom of what-seems-to-be-Equality's panel and what-seems-to-be-Assassin's panel -- rather, the bottom row letters "TY" and "IN" might indeed be the final letters, but of different words entirely !!!
Equality, Affection, Assassin, Adventure, Sincerity, Dedicated
If you read the whole thing left to right, you can summoned a demon with it....P.S. I've read the last sign like "dead ice tea" several times 😂😂
lets all take a moment to respect equaffass and the fact it says sin here
shouldn't the sign dedicated be over the one saying assassin. Just makes more sense to me
It says the a word a lot it also says you sinned by this fail you made -_-
Equality, affection, adventure, sincerity and dedication make sense but why... why does one say assassin??
What a weird bunch of words. I don't know what bothers me more: assassin which seems out of place, or "dedicated" which is not a noun, unlike other words here.
So...equiaffass aliectass advsinded entcerica ure ity ted...sounds like a Harry Potter spell.
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So many of these are due to people not understanding that westerners read left to right, not top to bottom
If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
Load More Replies...The ones that just kill me are the signs posted at schools BY TEACHERS!
Me too; too much stupidity and, unfortunately, hate as well.
Load More Replies...Who thinks it's a good idea to have two vertical phases right next to each other?
Why is it that when we make signs we completely forget that we read left to right?
Urgh it's too early for such torture!!!! (its midday) My poor brain hurts after all of this!
It's 4am and I can't sleep so why not read some sign fails? Except my kid crawled into bed with me because he had nightmares and finally settled into sleep again so I had to stop after reading each one of these to try and catch my breath after stifling my laughter. OMG IM DYING 🤣
For the most part, a simple column line separator would Have done the trick
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No, but you are the only one who added an extra S and somehow is able to type with an accent somehow.
Load More Replies...So many of these are due to people not understanding that westerners read left to right, not top to bottom
If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
Load More Replies...The ones that just kill me are the signs posted at schools BY TEACHERS!
Me too; too much stupidity and, unfortunately, hate as well.
Load More Replies...Who thinks it's a good idea to have two vertical phases right next to each other?
Why is it that when we make signs we completely forget that we read left to right?
Urgh it's too early for such torture!!!! (its midday) My poor brain hurts after all of this!
It's 4am and I can't sleep so why not read some sign fails? Except my kid crawled into bed with me because he had nightmares and finally settled into sleep again so I had to stop after reading each one of these to try and catch my breath after stifling my laughter. OMG IM DYING 🤣
For the most part, a simple column line separator would Have done the trick
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No, but you are the only one who added an extra S and somehow is able to type with an accent somehow.
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