There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.
You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don't Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”
It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!
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This Is Actually Pretty Clever
Jesus Scares
When I was a kid, I sometimes slept at my great-grand mother's place. There was a very detailed crucifix (the dude seemed really in pain) above the bed, and it seemed really heavy. I don't know if I was more scared of the dying man himself or of the potential fall of the crucifix on my head during my sleep
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Yes, I'd totally invite him to din... supper! He also totally looks like he'd bring kombucha and enjoy vegan digs. (No offence)
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Quoting Gogol Bordello: "I think it may started the rumour That the Lord ain't got no humour"
Quoting Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that god has a sick sense of humour"
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I LOVE this. I could explain just how close to home this hits, but it is a long one. Here is a short bit: The Catholic church sex abuse issues affected my Father and that spilled into his home and his own father molesting him. The cycle of course, ended with my father. He was a very troubled man because he was molested. Later banished from the family because he had "no belief in something that was not real and pure propaganda for grooming children."
What is the most scary is that he did not scared the church.
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Jesus doesn't scare me, but a lot of the people who claim to believe in him most fervently do.
You're absolutely right, elfin......... and those who believe in him or anybody or anything else are scary as well.
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Cared enough to have scares in his hands, feet head , side and back.
Those who had put him on that cross then, and those who were and are doing it since - scare.
I thought the whole point was that he was supposed to be a nice guy!
What do you mean by 'he was supposed to be a nice guy', Sam T Godfrey? Please explain.
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Judging by how humanity conducts itself, not really, Lisa.
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well, maybe not Jesus per se, but the peddlers of Gee-uh-Zusssss! Scare the shite right outta me, canigetanamen!!!
why are the ppl commenting "jesus cares" getting down voted if it ment to say jesus cares and jesus do care
Because we are aware of that. We are laughing at the mistake. Also nobody even downvoted them. They just don’t have upvotes.
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It's his dad watching everything I do that scares me- especially while I use the toilet
It aint Jesus that scares me, it's his psychotic followers!!!
it really is supposed to say "JESUS CARES" but they put it the wrong way like a cross(heheh get it becuz it on a cross and it call cross word puzzle)word puzzle and it on a cross so it didnt work out as planned
I feel as if the explanation made your comment extremely cringey
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Linda Robinett, there's a huge difference between theological Christ and historical Jesus.
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Will There Be Blood Or Not!?
Just like most things on the internet, the subreddit Don't Dead Open Inside wasn’t created out of nowhere. The trope first came to internet users' attention when its name was used in a promotional poster for the TV series The Walking Dead. To this day, the Don't Dead Open Inside poster, revealed on July 2nd, 2010, stands as one of the most recognized examples of the trope in popular culture that caused the cult following on Reddit.
According to Know Your Meme, the infamous poster featured a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" written on the right, which should be interpreted "Don't open, dead inside" if read in the correct order. The whole fun of the trope is revealed when the reader reads the phrase line by line instead, which sounds like "Don't dead open inside."
Well That Seems Unfair
Choose Abortion Life Kills
Well if you think about it.... Life does kill at some point....(/s)
5 Extremely Slow Children Playing
Knowing the speed things surf around social media, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a couple of users on Twitter shared their reactions to the unusual poster on social media. In the following years, “the memes based on the joke were made, with Know Your Meme user irish_swede archiving one such example on March 12, 2013,” reported Know Your Meme.
On May 17th, 2014, the subreddit r/dontdeadopeninside was created, where the community collected cases of the trope found in popular culture, design, advertising, etc. Today, it’s home to 603k members that follow a strict set of rules for submissions.
Doesn’t Sound Like Fun
Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
Shosple Colupis
The first and most important rule is that all posts have to comply to DDOI format. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text, usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words.”
The community doesn’t allow both reposts and memes, and encourages users to “put the 'correctly read' way in the title, like 'DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE.'”
Guaranteed Reduced Quality
7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans
Aliectass
Stolen From My Friends Snap Story
I Am Dond
Stand Hong With Kong
Well If You Insist
If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?
Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease
The State Of Washi Wangton
Dip Dip
Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!
Don't Go Kill Vegan
Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub
Always Forgotten - Missed Never
Drug Is The Free Key
Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?
Truly Inspiring
My Hometown Parade. Dear God
Vote Dump Early Trump
Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo
This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead
Who Thought This Was Acceptable
Enroll Your Russian Child Now
Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?
You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?
This Giant Poster In My University Dorm
Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings
Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning
Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside
My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou
Spicey Vaccine
This Was In My It Class Today
I’m Call Pregnant Me
Call Me Don’t
Note: this post originally had 70 images. It’s been shortened to the top 45 images based on user votes.
So many of these are due to people not understanding that westerners read left to right, not top to bottom
If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
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The ones that just kill me are the signs posted at schools BY TEACHERS!
Me too; too much stupidity and, unfortunately, hate as well.
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Why is it that when we make signs we completely forget that we read left to right?
Urgh it's too early for such torture!!!! (its midday) My poor brain hurts after all of this!
It's 4am and I can't sleep so why not read some sign fails? Except my kid crawled into bed with me because he had nightmares and finally settled into sleep again so I had to stop after reading each one of these to try and catch my breath after stifling my laughter. OMG IM DYING 🤣
For the most part, a simple column line separator would Have done the trick
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No, but you are the only one who added an extra S and somehow is able to type with an accent somehow.
Load More Replies... So many of these are due to people not understanding that westerners read left to right, not top to bottom
If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
Load More Replies... The ones that just kill me are the signs posted at schools BY TEACHERS!
Me too; too much stupidity and, unfortunately, hate as well.
Load More Replies... Who thinks it's a good idea to have two vertical phases right next to each other?
Why is it that when we make signs we completely forget that we read left to right?
Urgh it's too early for such torture!!!! (its midday) My poor brain hurts after all of this!
It's 4am and I can't sleep so why not read some sign fails? Except my kid crawled into bed with me because he had nightmares and finally settled into sleep again so I had to stop after reading each one of these to try and catch my breath after stifling my laughter. OMG IM DYING 🤣
For the most part, a simple column line separator would Have done the trick
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No, but you are the only one who added an extra S and somehow is able to type with an accent somehow.
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