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Sitting in my hairdresser's chair I feel as if I was on the psychologist's couch. We talk both about the stuff that's bothering me and all the little nothings that make me happy. I walk out relieved and also with a better hairstyle. Or if you're not talkative, imagine finding the best hairstylist that never says a word at all. Heaven. Often it's too easy to take a pleasant barber experience for granted.

To remind everyone that they are people (and therefore entitled to a shitty mood) too, Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious hairstylist memes. Turns out their line of work is so much harder than just chit chatting, snipping some locks and making hair memes - from dealing with clients to keeping up a diet, most of their daily struggles, turned into funny memes about work, are there. So if you ever find yourself wondering how can Edward Scissorhands possibly dare to trim your bangs without a broad smile, you will have some hairstylist quotes to remember. Scroll down to check out the funny memes and upvote your favorites.

#1

Meme humorously contrasting men's and women's beauty products in the beauty industry.

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BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you need this one for your right eyebrow. That will be $100, please.

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    Lizard in a salon chair looking at its reflection, capturing a humorous hairstylist meme moment.

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    Aaron Kara
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole time in that bloody chair is awful, staring at your own face for an age, confronting all superficial insecurities and your own mortality whilst making small talk with the scissor wielding maniac cutting your lovely hair off that you weren't event sure you wanted cut in the first place...funny meme though

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    #4

    Horse and bird with funny hairstyles resembling bad haircuts; humor about hairstylists.

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never cut off a horse's fringe - they need to be able to shake it to keep the irritating flies out of their eyes when in the fields

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    #7

    Cartoon showing healthy, damaged, and disheveled hair cuticles, highlighting hairstylist humor.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see someone with extremely long hair that is in perfect condition: you're like HOW?

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    #8

    Dog with a wig, humorous meme highlighting hairstylist struggles.

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    Melissa Nunya
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing I always tell my hairdresser when I sit down is "I've been hacking at it here and there myself"

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    #11

    Hair ties and bobby pins arranged humorously with text: "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

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    Kesyra
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I just bought like 20 of these just last week and now I have maybe 1 left. I will find them sooner or later again (from the weirdest of places) but never when I need them.

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    #14

    Hairdresser meme collage showing humorous perspectives on hairstylist's work versus reality.

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    #16

    A hairstylist explaining hair care while a client thinks about ignoring the advice, highlighting hairstylist challenges.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to head straight to Wally World and buy the cheap brand of the product.

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    #18

    Funny meme of a wet dog with wide eyes, depicting a humorous scenario for hairstylists.

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate shampoo bowls, they're so uncomfortable ://. I feel like my neck is about to snap.

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    #19

    Expectation vs. reality meme showing a perfect hairstyle on the left and an uneven haircut on the right.

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    Petra Schaap
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately the last 12 years i only run into hairdressers that mess up my bangs worse than I 'll do so I'll just cut them myself. Usually goes really well.

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    #21

    A mischievous raccoon grinning with text above about giving hairstylists creative freedom, capturing a meme's humor.

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    Rebecca McManus
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say that and my hairdresser looks terrified, but I always love what she does and can't see why she's scared

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    #24

    Funny meme showing a person getting their hair washed, revealing lighter skin under hairline.

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    Honesty Olishia
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just need to love their natural skin color no matter what color it is, because they are all beautiful colors. I hate "tan trends" or "pale trends"

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    #25

    Hairstylist meme featuring a woman holding a phone with witty text about client prices.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good response. (If you do have enough regular clients who are willing and ready to pay more)

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    #26

    Monkey with wild hair resembling a bad dye job, humorously reflecting hairstylist challenges.

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    Woman sitting on a couch, humorously discussing unrealistic hair dye expectations with a hairstylist.

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    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could anyone tell me (a male) how long it might approximately take and what's the price range to be expected? I guess 1 hour and 80$ is considered a joke.

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    #28

    A witty meme about hairstylists featuring a woman with a sarcastic remark on the costs of cosmetology school.

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    Little Menace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 3 years apprenticeship with 3 exams. "Oh can you just 'quickly' cut the fringe [for free of course', so many times it's not funny. Nobody ever questions the plumber who takes £70 just to turn up and then takes £120 for every hour.

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    #29

    Shiny white horse with text humorously questioning its toner, highlighting hairstylist-themed memes.

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    Jagarundi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A genuine Ahkal-Teke, Russian race horse. They have a natural metallic sheen in their coat. The darker colors are even more fantastic.

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    #30

    A hilarious meme about a hairstylist's diet involving coffee and quick calorie intake after long standing hours.

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    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pharmacists too, my mom's back is a mess after almost 30 years on her feet at work

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    #31

    Hairstylist meme featuring a person with long, light hair facing away, humorously commenting on hair color expectations.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I can make it that color, but it might all fall out.

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    #33

    Meme humorously depicting frustration resembling feeling bad for hairstylists with challenging clients.

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    Heather Cox
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to endure sitting next to a very young child that was screaming inconsolably while the parent was trying to keep him still for 30 min. I could tell the hair dresser was rethinking their decision getting into the industry.

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    #35

    Meme showing someone whispering "I'll pay whatever your rate is" with a close-up of goosebumps, highlighting hairstylist humor.

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    Anne
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people ever not pay the listed rate? why? and how? you don't haggle the price of milk.. why would you haggle the price of services, when it's clearly listed?

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    #38

    A joyful child on the beach, arms wide, capturing a hilarious hair-related meme moment.

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    FleurTangClan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh so that's why hairdressers tut at me when dying my hair! I have loads of hair and they always have to go back for more colour. Sorry :(

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    #39

    A woman raising hands with text overlay: "Please, Lord. Give. Me. Strength." Humor related to hairstylist struggles.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always looks easier on YouTube. They edit out the hours of frustration and hair pulling.

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    #41

    Two penguins joking about hair dye, illustrating a meme related to hairstylist humor.

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    somnomania
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a problem with box dye. Also that penguin is cute.

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    Painting of a person with a humorous expression and hairstyle, illustrating a relatable meme about hairstylist mishaps.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience, but it was with eyebrows. She practically waxed me bald and I cried I was so upset about it.

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    #47

    Side-by-side comparison meme highlighting hairstylist's look at the start and end of the day, using doll images.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that 9 cups of coffee, and being on your feet all day.

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    #50

    Meme comparing hairstylist's one inch to client's perception using scissors and a ruler.

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    Hanni
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for 1 inch off...it's either 1/16th inch or two inches.

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    #51

    Hairstylist meme showing a man peeking through a chained door with surprised eyes.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, "How long is the waiting period?" "Well, I have 6 clients ahead of you (with appointments), and I'm working alone, and I haven't had time for lunch today..."

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    #52

    Person rolling eyes with text about hairstylists and difficult clients, using humor to express hairstylist frustration.

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    Anne
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. i'm 42.. I just now found a hairdresser that does mine right.. so.. (and I'm sticking to her now, even though she is annoying and keeps chatting while I prefer the silent treatment) Oh. And I pay her fee. No doubt, no questions. And I add a tip (which is not usual here, in Europe)

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    #56

    Hairstylist meme with a vintage illustration, expressing humor about working on Saturdays.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those little old ladies who get their hair done for Church.

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    #57

    A man with wild hair on a beach, meme about feeling bad for your hairstylist.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a woman finds a good stylist she stays with them. The most loyal relationship since well ever lol

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    #59

    Hairstylist meme: A man sits smiling with text about last-minute appointment cancellation.

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    #60

    Funny meme of a woman making a disgusted face, highlighting hairstylist struggles with text overlay.

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    Trisha Dragon
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate my hair before and after a cut. I do this frequently. Sorry :\

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    #61

    Hairstylist meme with woman looking serious, captioned "Clients be like... I still see yellow."

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    Person humorously running away from a car, relating to hairstylist dilemma, with caption about an unexpected hair request.

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    MCathenaE
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I don't understand why everyone thinks you are always ready to do their hair. Come to me during salon hours & we will talk.

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    #66

    Colorful hangers among dark clothes with humorous meme text about life advice from a hairstylist.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off duty, I would be wearing the brightest colors I could find.

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    Hairstylist meme showing a client with dark hair wanting to be blonde again, with an amused expression in a salon setting.

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    Juana
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should the hair dresser care??? She's getting paid to do what the client wants.

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    #69

    A woman with sunglasses holding drinks and a clutch, accompanied by text about a client's late arrival; theme: hairstylist memes.

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    Margo Murdock
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a 10 minute rule. Considered it a missed appt. and they had to pay me for my time. Cost of a haircut

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    #71

    Hairstylist meme showing a person crying with joy, wiping tears with dollar bills, humorously highlighting their real job.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive Kleenex. That didn't come from the Dollar Store.

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    #72

    Client with hair wrapped in plastic, humorously denying product use; funny hairstylist meme.

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    Shari H
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is when they ask what product I use and I tell them I use shampoo and a comb, no heat, no products and they try to convince me to get a cut that requires a blow dryer, flat iron, curling iron, 4 types of serum and 3 cans of hairspray. Shampoo and a comb, I'm too lazy to deal with more than that!

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    #76

    A humorous sign suggests getting a haircut as a cheaper alternative to therapy.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a comedy club in my town. The sign says" Cheaper than therapy." Lol

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    #78

    Hairstylist meme: "If you're my client, I don't care where we run into each other, I will touch your hair. It's mine."

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't get to touch people without their consent though. People give you consent to touch their hair when they sit on your chair, but that doesn't give you permission randomly touch people's hair when you see them.

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    #81

    A hand holds hair resembling a broom, humorously linked to feeling bad for your hairstylist.

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