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If you've had one once, the chances are it stayed with you, whether as a cringeworthy moment carved in your memory, a hilarious pic you’d much rather not have to see ever again, or a comment a friend made which then turned into a whole new nickname for you. Yep, I am talking a bad haircut.

While the pandemic was a notorious era for DIY haircuts gone wrong, blunder years and your usual hairstylist going on vacation raise the chances of giving you a hilarious hairdo times ten, if not a hundred. But while we can suffer a haircut fail in silence until it grows back, we’d rather have a good laugh at it, because why be so serious?

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit known as the ‘Just [Fudge] My [Stuff] Up’ subreddit, whose original name we cannot utter as it's just as spicy as you suspect, dedicated to precisely such instances. From mullets, aka business in the front, party in the back, to bowl cuts, the community is dedicated to “jacked up haircuts from all walks of life.”

Below we selected some of the most original, weird and plain hysterical ones, so enjoy! Psst! More bad, worse and the worst haircuts await in our previous posts here, here and here.

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You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

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You may wonder what’s the difference between an avant-garde haircut and a tacky one. After all, they both should stand out and have some unusual touch to them. But according to Giuliano Dore, the cofounder of Get Groomed, whom Bored Panda contacted some time ago, it all comes down to the focus on details and the key idea behind the haircut.

“You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told us.

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I Can Smell It From Here

I Can Smell It From Here

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#6

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

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But we have to admit that on some occasions, we cannot blame anything else for a bad haircut but ourselves. Yep, we’re talking about you, pandemic hair! If you also like to save money and cut your hair at home, you may want to go with a safe option, Giuliano argues. All those crazy haircuts are better left for professionals.

For example, “same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app," Giuliano said. He also suggested avoiding sharp tools like razor blades, and while cutting your hair at home, clippers are your best friends.

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#9

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

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Another good way to make sure you won't end up in this list of haircut fails is to speak up with your stylist before AND during a haircut. It’s crazy how much miscommunication happens simply because we don’t utter our thoughts, doubts and fears. Also, if you feel like your stylist is doing something you’re not comfortable with, it’s better to address it as soon as possible.

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#10

Family Matters

Family Matters

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Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

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Think of politely saying something like, "I don't think I want all those layers. Can you please soften them so they’re not so noticeable?" Also, try giving a more detailed explanation including how much length to take off and pointing to places where you want layers or fades. And… let them know what you don’t like! This can make a huge difference in saving your hair from a bad haircut in the first place.

#13

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

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However, sometimes it’s simply too late. You walk out of the salon and realize this is it, that’s how you're gonna look for months. Which is not exactly true. Right after a haircut, your hair may indeed look very unusual, because the cuticles have been exposed and they need time to settle. The final look may only appear after a couple of days, and up to three shampoos later that week, so patience is key.

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#17

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

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#18

That’s Some F**ky Hair

That’s Some F**ky Hair

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DUN DUN
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I mental for not hating it completely? Only the front bangs are irking me

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Even if you still feel like hiding yourself under a blanket for however long it takes, remember that a bad haircut is just a haircut. Hair has magic power to grow back, so whatever you feel like today, tomorrow you’ll have something to laugh about!

#19

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

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#20

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

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#22

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

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#23

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

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#24

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

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#25

Gotta Learn To Share

Gotta Learn To Share

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#26

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

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#30

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

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#32

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

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#34

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

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#35

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

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#37

Toothbrush

Toothbrush

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men looking like peacocks strutting in front of ladies not allowed to show their hair....................just saying.

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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F I ? R C ?

F I ? R C ?

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Agent 8433599
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you put them all together, then you have a full head of hair! LOL

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Dan Padgett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Met many a goth girl with similar hairstyles. Minus the top right. Never seen a girl sport the "Bill Bailey"

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rumade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure I've tried all of these in the Fallout New Vegas character creation screen

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DDmaybeandor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a form of protest, I think this is brilliant. I honestly love the whole “F**k your femininity” vibe. Why not style your hair for yourself and not for others? If I had the guts to shave my head, I would, because then I’d never have to fix my hair again.

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Nadja Lambacher
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh the Renee.... Number 1 and 2 in the second row are inspired by female skinheads.

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Debbie Burns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean. Can we all just agree that the top right is the mullet of All mullets though?

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Winter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's cool. It must take some level of self-assurance to pull off a style like these... especially when the naysayers voice their opinions.

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Wonderful
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of them are called the chelsey it's a punk rock or/and skinhead look for women. There are anti racist skinheads and racist skinheads same for punk rockers.

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okpkpkp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

upper right is what the army barber did to me. shaved the top of my head so i looked like ben franklin or something.

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Smilodon, a Bad Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no doubt each one would go nuclear if you so much as snickered. I'm glad I was born with a deep, resounding belly laugh, just for occasions such as these.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone else get transported to those dress-up games where you can create heroes and heroines? Because this is exactly what this looks like!

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Стеван Радоичић
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked this one with glasses directly in the eye and now she wants to speak with my manager.

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Dimaz Sembodo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what I'd come up with in video games with Character Creation mode

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kaylynn L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have nightmares where I do the first pic to my head, I realize half way through shaving it, stop there and freak out lol, I have this dream ALL the time.

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Fearhunter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most strange thing is the style right about. Does she wanna support her bald husband or something?!

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Sarah Young
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't say anything since I had the bottom middle in my youth.

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Robyn Rob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some punk rock fans in my school had hairdos like this in the 80s. If that makes them happy rock on

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Liv
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only don't understand the appeal / fashion style of the top right one

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RandomFrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like when your customizing your character in a video game and you start with bangs instead of regular hair lol

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Suutashi
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The top left one I think would be fine if the hair was a little bit shorter. The rest I really don't think look flattering on her at all.

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LeeAnne B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't see the point of the bald over the top and long sides and back.

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Jontelle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one in the top left corner kinda gives me Sinead O’Connor vibes if she were to shave it all off.

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first one looks like she was forced to stop shaving in order to have her mug shot taken. She doesn't look happy.

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Susan Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still don't understand the trend of shaving half the head and leaving the rest long. Totally unattractive.

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Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

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Mihai Mara
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man was in a hurry to get to BBC studios, didn't have time to finish shaving his head.

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#42

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

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#44

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

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Lynne Hammar
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's a fat-shaming church. The crazier she got, the higher her hair!!

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#45

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

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Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

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#47

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

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#48

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

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#49

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

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Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a Betty Boop reference and the Met is supposed to be over the top. So this is great.

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