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If you've had one once, the chances are it stayed with you, whether as a cringeworthy moment carved in your memory, a hilarious pic you’d much rather not have to see ever again, or a comment a friend made which then turned into a whole new nickname for you. Yep, I am talking a bad haircut.

While the pandemic was a notorious era for DIY haircuts gone wrong, blunder years and your usual hairstylist going on vacation raise the chances of giving you a hilarious hairdo times ten, if not a hundred. But while we can suffer a haircut fail in silence until it grows back, we’d rather have a good laugh at it, because why be so serious?

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit known as the ‘Just [Fudge] My [Stuff] Up’ subreddit, whose original name we cannot utter as it's just as spicy as you suspect, dedicated to precisely such instances. From mullets, aka business in the front, party in the back, to bowl cuts, the community is dedicated to “jacked up haircuts from all walks of life.”

Below we selected some of the most original, weird and plain hysterical ones, so enjoy! Psst! More bad, worse and the worst haircuts await in our previous posts here, here and here.

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You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

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You may wonder what’s the difference between an avant-garde haircut and a tacky one. After all, they both should stand out and have some unusual touch to them. But according to Giuliano Dore, the cofounder of Get Groomed, whom Bored Panda contacted some time ago, it all comes down to the focus on details and the key idea behind the haircut.

“You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told us.

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I Can Smell It From Here

I Can Smell It From Here

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#6

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

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But we have to admit that on some occasions, we cannot blame anything else for a bad haircut but ourselves. Yep, we’re talking about you, pandemic hair! If you also like to save money and cut your hair at home, you may want to go with a safe option, Giuliano argues. All those crazy haircuts are better left for professionals.

For example, “same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app," Giuliano said. He also suggested avoiding sharp tools like razor blades, and while cutting your hair at home, clippers are your best friends.

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#9

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

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Another good way to make sure you won't end up in this list of haircut fails is to speak up with your stylist before AND during a haircut. It’s crazy how much miscommunication happens simply because we don’t utter our thoughts, doubts and fears. Also, if you feel like your stylist is doing something you’re not comfortable with, it’s better to address it as soon as possible.

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#10

Family Matters

Family Matters

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Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

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Think of politely saying something like, "I don't think I want all those layers. Can you please soften them so they’re not so noticeable?" Also, try giving a more detailed explanation including how much length to take off and pointing to places where you want layers or fades. And… let them know what you don’t like! This can make a huge difference in saving your hair from a bad haircut in the first place.

#13

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

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However, sometimes it’s simply too late. You walk out of the salon and realize this is it, that’s how you're gonna look for months. Which is not exactly true. Right after a haircut, your hair may indeed look very unusual, because the cuticles have been exposed and they need time to settle. The final look may only appear after a couple of days, and up to three shampoos later that week, so patience is key.

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#17

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

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#18

That’s Some F**ky Hair

That’s Some F**ky Hair

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I mental for not hating it completely? Only the front bangs are irking me

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Even if you still feel like hiding yourself under a blanket for however long it takes, remember that a bad haircut is just a haircut. Hair has magic power to grow back, so whatever you feel like today, tomorrow you’ll have something to laugh about!

#19

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

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#20

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

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#22

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

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#23

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

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#24

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

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#25

Gotta Learn To Share

Gotta Learn To Share

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#26

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

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#30

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

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#31

Who Are These Clowns?

Who Are These Clowns?

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Injun Joe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they smile like that? I mean really. Does that hurt their lips, wth is on their teeth? I may be missing something but...

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Sergy Yeltsen
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their faces look like the desk surfaces in my old school detention room. Is 17 the one on the right's IQ or age?

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Amazon QT
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL that what their tattoos reminded me of. Old school wooden desks. I think “17” might be when he got his GED.

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In ten or fifteen years they'll be wondering why they can't get jobs.

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Tara Moov
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like they fell asleep while babysitting toddlers with access to markers and glue 😀

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Sarah Nunns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weirdly they have lop sided noses mirror image to each other?

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Susan Williams
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually their hair??? Their teeth are identical so I'm assuming they are twins.

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J
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with exposing their teeth? Is it an attempt at a smile?

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Annie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the hair is a good distraction from their tats and braces.

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Sue Knerl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people tattoo the face? Don' t they know they'll have that forever? Ugly to boot.

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funkybluegirl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a picture of these guys that was captioned 'SeaMonkeys in real life' . I laughed so hard.

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Edda Kamphues
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clowns who will most likely regret their facial tattoos later on.

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Susan Bosse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idiots who have become internet famous because our world is completely screwed up and totally off track.

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Mer☕️🧭☕️
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look both soulless and in pain. I mean, even their teeth and gums look painful.

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Craig Reynolds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you want to be jobless your entire life or stuck working as customer distant jobs as possible.

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Meredith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess. YouTube stars. Stop Making Stupid People Famous!

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Enamelcamel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow you just KNOW these two Bob Marley Cosplay fans are INFLUENCERS

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Meyrin
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the..... Quick bring the flamethrower Hans before it spread its seeds

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't imagine a parent opening the door and daughter says "he's my fiancee, and the backup"

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Tuna Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hair and tats are to take the focus off their scary grins.

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Katherine Heasley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know who they are, but if I had a teenage daughter, I'd keep her well away from them.

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Jessica Mae
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are giving these wastes of space exactly what they want by posting their pics...PLEASE STOP giving this mess and the mess known as TRASHians attention

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leefi1
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 72, and even I recognize these goons as the craptacular "Island Boys". A neck tatt that reads "prosper" is some next level positive affirmation!

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Dargallo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like gangsters because of the money stack and the gun holster.

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Jubum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Here children you can see what happens if you don't brush your teeth!"

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Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 🤣🤣🤣 what in the f**k are they doing with their lives

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Helderder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks allmost it's to resemble a native American feather hat...

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#32

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

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#34

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

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#35

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

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Toothbrush

Toothbrush

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men looking like peacocks strutting in front of ladies not allowed to show their hair....................just saying.

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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F I ? R C ?

F I ? R C ?

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Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man was in a hurry to get to BBC studios, didn't have time to finish shaving his head.

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#42

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

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#44

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

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Lynne Hammar
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's a fat-shaming church. The crazier she got, the higher her hair!!

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#45

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

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Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

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#47

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

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#48

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

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#49

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

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Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a Betty Boop reference and the Met is supposed to be over the top. So this is great.

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