None of the mythologies known to us is as elaborate and weird as the Greek mythology. Many schools teach Greek mythology because it provides the foundation for much of western culture, introducing concepts of good vs. evil, identifying human virtues and vices and providing the framework for much of the literature that we grew up with. Deeply embedded in our lives, the furious and unforgiving Greek gods seem to be an excellent source for clever jokes.

As well as all this, they are just some damn good stories with badass characters. Are you familiar with the Greek mythology gods? Whether you have read the Greek myths or not, you are sure to understand a few of these killer funny jokes! From Medusa to Midas, Apollo, Zeus, and Achilles heel (or was it the elbow?), all the gang is represented. Can you get them all? Scroll down below to check it out for yourself!

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Alex K
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ερρρρρ...here in greece there are millions of people with ancient greek names obviously alexander here

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Magpie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

( whispers, i get the joke it is just not that funny )

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Mihran' Hovnanian
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are Troy... you are at war with the Greeks.

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Iván Galarraga
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Till´ this day I didn't realize Achilles was just a munchkin

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All With Heart
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hera for once just smack your husband instead of the poor soul who happened to come across him

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Gelo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The silence on this pun is terrible lol

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WaLe
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zeus was a douche...so many catastrophes could have been avoided if only he had behaved a bit

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well their bad sides are not "regular bad sides". Athena: " a young mortal is raped by my temple by Poseidon? Oh My Father, this is awful, such a shame! Let's punish her by transforming into a monster that can change men into stone!" Hera: "My husband had a kid wiht a mortal by make him her believe she was with her husband? Let's try to kill the kid by sending him a snake! Doesn't work? lte's drive him crazy so that he kill his wife and kids!".

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WaLe
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pffff this made lol, I obviously pictured her singing The Climb...

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