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To call a 175-pound dog a 'lapdog' may seem counterintuitive, that is until you meet a Great Dane. Standing at least 30 inches from paw to shoulder, these cute dogs are often referred to as "the world's largest lapdogs," as they often don't realize their own enormity. Yes, this breed is so large that a since-deceased Great Dane by the name of Zeus holds the world record for the tallest dog, standing at 44 inches from paw to shoulder.

Great Dane dog breed shares a fascinating history. First boarhounds of this size were documented in ancient Greece frescoes dating back to 13th -14th centuries BC and were subsequently very popular hunting dogs throughout Europe. Centuries later, these dogs were imported to England, where the first real Great Danes, then called simply English Dogs, started to emerge, but really took the name only in the 19th century, when the breed found its way back to Germany. And though this big dog breed was mostly used for hunting and protection, now it is widely known as the most affectionate, sweet and

According to the American Kennel Club, these big dogs currently rank as the 24th most popular dog breed, and once you see these funny photos, it's easy to understand why people love them. Bored Panda has rounded up a collection of adorable and hilarious pictures of these huggable, silly dogs that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Scroll down and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny dogs!

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Louis Made A New Friend

Louis Made A New Friend

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I Trained My Great Dane To Take Selfies With Me - If I'm Sitting And Extend My Arm With My Phone In Hand, She Plops Up Next To Me, Leans, And Gives The Camera This Look

I Trained My Great Dane To Take Selfies With Me - If I'm Sitting And Extend My Arm With My Phone In Hand, She Plops Up Next To Me, Leans, And Gives The Camera This Look

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Blind Great Dane Lily Has Her Own Seeing-Eye Dog Maddison Who Takes Her For Walks

Blind Great Dane Lily Has Her Own Seeing-Eye Dog Maddison Who Takes Her For Walks

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Ann Angell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you read about this. the blind dane was returned to rescue because she began attacking the other dane. so a sad ending to her story.

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Settling In For Nap Time

Settling In For Nap Time

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I Have The Real Scooby Doo

I Have The Real Scooby Doo

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that the title was supposed to be "I have a fawn Great Dane and a tin of shoe polish..."

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Just Having A Small Talk About This And That

Just Having A Small Talk About This And That

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So then the red light disappeared and I.....I don't know why? How? I never got closure on my need to catch it, and now I just question everything. You know? *sigh* How will I ever trust again?"

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need the same tools as a stable hand. No lie. A full sized leaf rake and a scoop shovel, and a 10 tine pitchfork. And a wheelbarrow.

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That awkward feeling when your mom gives you the "birds and bees" talk. And you know you ate some bees in the garden... sooo...

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movie maven
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny yet reminds of some great memories & even funny eventful times spent as a nanny for a very young baby & their 2 great danes. The Mother warned me they often would sit on the couch & that if 1 ever liked me enough which seemed to happen pretty quick, even after a few trial runs, was to ever sat on my lap & i couldn't get to the baby i was to say loudly "Get up! Up! Baby! Now!" smacking her loudly on the butt. One just loved me & often sat on lap but there never was a problem; thank goodness. Could even stroll him to the duck pond with both of those loyal, lovable guardians astride! Lovely dogs.

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Diane M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both of my Danes would love to sit on the sofa or recliner with me

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marnidarr
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't hurt that that woman is like five feet tall anyway. Still, that is one gargantuan doggie!

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Roberto Durante
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow or is a very big dane , or she is a little woman, what a beauty , both!

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Tammy Ralph
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I hope he's/she's not a scaredy cat like Scooby doo and jumps into your arms when it's frightened.

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Dollies01
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, OMG, OMG!!! This is crazy to see. Have to do a double take on this one!!🐕

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WaffleFryLife
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

woman: so this guy ran the red light and almost hit me! can you believe that!? doggo: oh my gosh it must have been a squirrel those darn idiots

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Atieno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He/she is cute but tbh if this cute guy ran towards me, I'd probably pass out lol

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ex-jedi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gone a little overboard with your foundation there doggo.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a mix breed? He looks like he might have some Newfie or Mastive in there somewhere.

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Lunging With The Great Dane. Is It Exercise Or Playtime?

Lunging With The Great Dane. Is It Exercise Or Playtime?

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This Is Why I Love Great Danes

This Is Why I Love Great Danes

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A demonstration of the theorem that attitude is not always proportional to size...

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Have You Seen My Ball?

Have You Seen My Ball?

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Pippin, A Helpless Baby Fawn Was Abandoned By Her Mother. Great Dane Kate Adopted Pippin Immediately And They Have Been Best Friends Ever Since

Pippin, A Helpless Baby Fawn Was Abandoned By Her Mother. Great Dane Kate Adopted Pippin Immediately And They Have Been Best Friends Ever Since

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This Dog Is Turning Into A Pancake

This Dog Is Turning Into A Pancake

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what happens when you leave things out in the mid-day sun on a black surface!

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The Noble Great Dane

The Noble Great Dane

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My Great Dane Puppy Makes This Face Every Time I Take Carrots Out Of The Fridge

My Great Dane Puppy Makes This Face Every Time I Take Carrots Out Of The Fridge

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Cutest Great Dane Mom And Puppy Picture Ever

Cutest Great Dane Mom And Puppy Picture Ever

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Son Talked Us Into Going To The Animal Shelter Saying He Wanted A Small Dog. Worth It For That Smile

Son Talked Us Into Going To The Animal Shelter Saying He Wanted A Small Dog. Worth It For That Smile

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Great Dane Jumping On The Trampoline

Great Dane Jumping On The Trampoline

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My Sister Caught Her New Great Dane Puppy Sleeping Like This

My Sister Caught Her New Great Dane Puppy Sleeping Like This

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#23

Bigboye Decided This Couch Belongs To Him

Bigboye Decided This Couch Belongs To Him

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My 6-Months-Old Great Dane (Now 90 Lbs) Is Still BFFs With My Cat

My 6-Months-Old Great Dane (Now 90 Lbs) Is Still BFFs With My Cat

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The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair

The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair

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