The distinction between "you're" and "your" might not look like much to some, but confusing the two can deeply annoy those of us who value good grammar. While we do understand that learning a second language is a hard job, these comma usage mistakes or spelling errors happen even to the native speakers. That, in turn, can either make the recipient laugh or miss your message entirely. Following the rules of English grammar makes your texts clearer and more respectable.
Learning the difference between homophones like "horde" and "hoard" will also help you stay out of trouble with the grammar police. We suggest checking out this list of grammar jokes, so you know how to stay on their good side!
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Help A Thief
Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs. It is an interjection! Help! A thief!
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Funny Grammar Poster
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This Door Is Alarmed
For All You Grammar Nazis Out There
Once it rings, twice it clinks, and three times it stinks. I've seen this more than three times. It really stinks.
Your Pretty
Catholic Meeting
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The Curse Of High Apostrophe Intelligence
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It's like saying: i saw my friends, bugs, and birds. I saw my friends, Bugs and Birds.
To match the pictures the first sentence should read. " I invited the strippers, jfk and stalin." The second sentence should be, "I invited the strippers: jfk and stalin." According to the pictures, the first sentence should read as follows. "I invited the strippers, jfk and stalin." The second sentence should read, "I invited the strippers: jfk and stalin."
This is WRONG. NEVER put a comma before an "and". At least in Spanish is like that
The second sentence seems to be introducing the strippers named jfk and Stalin
Common example: I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Awkward... though I suppose the last makes sense?
Is this an "American" English? We invited the strippers - JFK and Stalin.
This one always has me baffled because I was taught to use: "We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin ."
The second sentence seems to be introducing the strippers named jfk and Stalin
Load More Replies...If you're talking about the 2nd picture, then you have a point.
Load More Replies...Yes, there is. It is used in a three part list, when the Oxford comma is placed after the word before the 'and'.
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Dear Internet, Grammar Matters
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Grammar Dinosaur
Dessert Island
Grammar Nazi Hunters
Ancient Grammar Police
Grammar Snob
Grammar nazis would never add a non-capital letter to an all-capital phrase though.
Let's Slow Down
Grammar Pirates
Coasters For Grammar Lover
My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi
Commas Matter
Jury Of English Majors
Preposition
I believe it's not only me who feels the urge to write grammatically correct comments with correct punctuation and capitalisation here? :D
Commas Matter
Oops!
I Enjoy Eating My Cat Mug
That's What
Well Grammar
A Tense Situation
Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct
Independent clauses. If they were complete sentences there wouldn't be a semi-colon joining them.
Commas Save Lives T-shirt
Grammar Police
My locality has recently sprouted several signs that read "diversion for over weight vehicles". Damn it, 'overweight' is 1 word! I might have to go round with an indelible marker and add hyphens. That'd be an improvement.