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The distinction between "you're" and "your" might not look like much to some, but confusing the two can deeply annoy those of us who value good grammar. While we do understand that learning a second language is a hard job, these comma usage mistakes or spelling errors happen even to the native speakers. That, in turn, can either make the recipient laugh or miss your message entirely. Following the rules of English grammar makes your texts clearer and more respectable.

Learning the difference between homophones like "horde" and "hoard" will also help you stay out of trouble with the grammar police. We suggest checking out this list of grammar jokes, so you know how to stay on their good side!

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Help A Thief

Help A Thief

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VirginiaJolly
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs. It is an interjection! Help! A thief!

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For All You Grammar Nazis Out There

For All You Grammar Nazis Out There

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once it rings, twice it clinks, and three times it stinks. I've seen this more than three times. It really stinks.

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#9

Catholic Meeting

Catholic Meeting

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Grammar Nazis Have There Own Problems

Grammar Nazis Have There Own Problems

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The Curse Of High Apostrophe Intelligence

The Curse Of High Apostrophe Intelligence

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I carry a bottle of Wite Out or Liquid Paper with me.

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#13

Grammar Is Important, Kids

Grammar Is Important, Kids

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To match the pictures the first sentence should read. " I invited the strippers, jfk and stalin." The second sentence should be, "I invited the strippers: jfk and stalin." According to the pictures, the first sentence should read as follows. "I invited the strippers, jfk and stalin." The second sentence should read, "I invited the strippers: jfk and stalin."

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Sophia Cai
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Common example: I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Awkward... though I suppose the last makes sense?

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Hywel Thomas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rubbish. You'd be right if the second comma was a semi colon.

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Max von Berg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this an "American" English? We invited the strippers - JFK and Stalin.

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RobertaRemenyi
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one always has me baffled because I was taught to use: "We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin ."

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RichardHensman
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8 years ago

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If it was introducing a list, it would have a colon, not a comma. The Oxford comma is still unnecessary.

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LauraCósmica
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I think it should be "strippers jfk and Stalin", without a coma.

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#15

Dear Internet, Grammar Matters

Dear Internet, Grammar Matters

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The Games Get Pretty Crazy At English Teachers' Parties

The Games Get Pretty Crazy At English Teachers' Parties

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Ancient Grammar Police

Ancient Grammar Police

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#21

Grammar Snob

Grammar Snob

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IdaSteen(Imezia)
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grammar nazis would never add a non-capital letter to an all-capital phrase though.

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Coasters For Grammar Lover

Coasters For Grammar Lover

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My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

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Jury Of English Majors

Jury Of English Majors

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Preposition

Preposition

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe it's not only me who feels the urge to write grammatically correct comments with correct punctuation and capitalisation here? :D

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#29

Commas Matter

Commas Matter

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#35

A Lesson From The Grammar Nazi

A Lesson From The Grammar Nazi

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#36

Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct

Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct

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AshleyLaurens
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Independent clauses. If they were complete sentences there wouldn't be a semi-colon joining them.

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Grammar Police

Grammar Police

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My locality has recently sprouted several signs that read "diversion for over weight vehicles". Damn it, 'overweight' is 1 word! I might have to go round with an indelible marker and add hyphens. That'd be an improvement.

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#41

You Know You’re In Too Deep When You Start Laughing About Your Uni’s Grammar Jokes

You Know You’re In Too Deep When You Start Laughing About Your Uni’s Grammar Jokes

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#42

When English Majors Marry

When English Majors Marry

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Relationship Tip: Achieve Honest Compliments Through Clever Comma Usage

Relationship Tip: Achieve Honest Compliments Through Clever Comma Usage

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Who / Whom

Who / Whom

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#46

Grammar Owl T-shirt

Grammar Owl T-shirt

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Grammar Joke

Grammar Joke

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8 years ago

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Surely 'and' would be better instead of the first comma in the caption?

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