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For all you people with perfect 20/20 vision, you’re lucky, because wearing glasses isn’t fun, and for those of us who do… well, the everyday problems accumulating masses of jokes about glasses is just too real.

Day-in-day-out, we experience the battle of having to swap them with sunglasses and not being able to see in sunny weather. When we enter a warm room, our lenses steam up, and we can’t see. Oh, and that also happens when we have a hot drink. Then there’s making out with another person who wears glasses (see, the clash of the arms and the lenses), and you haven’t experienced true horror until you wake up, and can’t find your glasses because they’ve fallen down the side of your bed. You can’t see them, because you have all the visual capacity of a bat. These might seem like funny problems to some, but the struggle is very real.

To highlight the plight of the bespectacled, Bored Panda has found some of the funniest glasses jokes and the most relatable memes that show the struggles of wearing goggles.

Having eye problems does not mean we have problems understanding these funny jokes. And remember that wearing a pair can make you at least 10 percent smarter. We can take comfort in that… right?

#1

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

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The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

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Jamal W
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't wear glasses, but this post made me feel the pain of those who do lmao

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The Problem With 3D Movies

The Problem With 3D Movies

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phattiusmax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing when you have to wear safety glasses! It's great being made to feel doubly nerdy...

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Foggy Glasses

Foggy Glasses

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Just Look For Them

Just Look For Them

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Leo Hunt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know how that feels like!! its like WTF "deep down inside i really wanna kick your a*s"

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The Unrealistic Part

The Unrealistic Part

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Tamara Kedves
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks that nobody wears glasses in Hogwarts but Harry? o.O

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A Whole New Person

A Whole New Person

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Lorraine Saunders
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If children in my class see me without glasses, invariably the comment is "Miss S. your eyes!" I am not sure what this means.

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Glasses Problems

Glasses Problems

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Glasses vs. Contacts

Glasses vs. Contacts

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Steve Moore
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also rather difficult to CHEW on your contacts, so that people know you're in deep thought.

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#20

How I See vs. How They Think I See

How I See vs. How They Think I See

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Kenadee Bickford
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true. I don't know how many times my friends have asked "how many fingers is there?"

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Glasses Problems

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Glass Cleaning 101

Glass Cleaning 101

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Richard Pickman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best way to clean the glasses is to wash them with soap and then dry and clean them with clean tissue or toilet paper.

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#23

Wearing Glasses For The First Time

Wearing Glasses For The First Time

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Tez M
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I near drove into the back of someone at a stop light cause I was too busy staring at the tree thinking "OMG!!! Look at those leaves!!!!!"

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#24

They're Always There

They're Always There

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I've done that, even reached to take them off, and then I look around to make sure no one just saw me reach for glasses that weren't there

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The Problem With Selfies

The Problem With Selfies

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE glass glare. I mean, we people with glasses already have problems, why can't we at least not have selfie problems

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This Should Be A Personality Test

This Should Be A Personality Test

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Pei-Ying Pan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do #2 when I see someone I don't like and want to subtly give them the finger

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Samantha Manley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number 6 is the I have wet nail polish & my glasses are slipping maneuver.

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1, 4 for me. #2 seems stupid, then you get smudges all over your glasses.

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The Laugh Fan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's meant to demonstrate just the one finger being used to push the glasses up by the bridge - although it's badly drawn and looks like other fingers are touching the lenses. If you have a dog like mine it's all pointless anyway - he keeps bashing my glasses and now everything looks just slightly wonky.

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Aegon VI Targaryen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im constantly doing two as they always slip a little. make me look like im going ful nerd. that or i have hatched an evil plan :P

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The Laugh Fan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is number 6 for when you are cooking and your fingers are covered in something?

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Markus Holstein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number 2, but six when I'm wearing gloves and doing something aseptic

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

almost always no. 5, sometimes 2 (i love do that one with the middle finger only) and rarely no. 4 (during meetings when i want to seem smart without saying anything during the meeting)

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Katarina Kay
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this and tried to push up my glasses that I’m not even wearing. xD

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STR
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the no.6 for serial killers? With their hands full of blood?

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Sheriarty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number 6 would definitely be L from Death Note if he would need glasses. :D

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Sheriarty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number 6 would definitely be L from Death Note if he would wear glasses. ;D

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My type ain't listed. I hold the frame with one hand and gently slide it back up.

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Amy Tilling
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1, 2, 3 & 4!! It gets boring always doing it the same way!!

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Jim Connolly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a joke... Why does it take men with glasses twice as long to masturbate? (You can work out the punchline from the picture)!

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Nick Gisburne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you're talking to someone you dislike, always try to push up your glasses with your middle finger :)

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Agnes Auxiliatrix
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. 6, is for when I'm baking. The rest of the time I'm more No. 7, constantly and discretely flipping everyone off with the middle finger :)

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Louise Brigance
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I've done all of them except number six. WTH is #6 doing?

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Irene Delgado
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2. One time I accidentally left my glasses at home while I was at school, and pushing my glasses with my index finger is a habit of mine, so I'll be walking down the hall pushing the space in-between my eyes looking like a weirdo haha

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Noémie Morand
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 when I'm wearing my glasses and 2 when I'm wearing contacts.... just because I forget 😂

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Mousse
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

then again, I do what EVERY ANIME CHARACTER WITH GLASSES DOES

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Lana Maes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1, 2, 3 and 7: make a really strange face which makes my cheeks lift the glasses.

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Tiger Lily
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6 is when you're hands are dirty but you still need to push up your glasses. Like when you're making meatloaf or painting.

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Theresa Wilson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#6 is The Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth. He now has glasses and feels awkward about what to do with his hands.

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Nerds vs. Fashionistas

Nerds vs. Fashionistas

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Nick Gisburne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The horrible black-rimmed plastic glasses that I wore from the age of 7 contributed to my introverted nature because everyone laughed at me wearing them, everyone said they were ugly. And now they're FASHIONABLE? Modern world, I will not forgive you for this!

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Glasses Problems

Glasses Problems

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If u see a blurry appendage that's going side to side, Tis a dog.

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#29

Forever Squinting

Forever Squinting

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Barbara Delahunty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have prescription sunglasses but it's a pain changing back and forth... And feels rude if I leave the normal ones in the car by mistake!

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Glasses Problems

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Nick Gisburne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You never really know they're dirty until you clean them and then... WOW! New eyes!

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Catie Brandyberry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could never just forget my glasses. The world is a giant blur without them.

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Glasses Problems

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Benny Lava
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Johnny Bravo goes: 'My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!'.

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Glasses Problems

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Glasses Problems

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't argue with this. Moms have special powers for these kinds of situations

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Glasses Problems

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Pandykinz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyelashes are long enough that they reach the lenses and get them dirty, so just by BLINKING I am smudging them

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Glasses Problems

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Sophia Wozny
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you don't realize the last column is numbers, tricky bastards

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Dżoana Kałuża
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*When you finally clean them so perfectly you don't know they are on your face*

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Glasses Problems

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Saima Nisbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

http://www.theopticalvisionsite.com/history-of-eyewear/the-history-of-windshield-wiper-eyewear/

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Glasses Problems

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MeiMei M
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fine with me. For the longest time I wanted to see more models wearing glasses and there's still not enough. You only see models wearing glasses in ads for glasses.

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Glasses Problems

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Brittany Friedman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep getting told how good I look with glasses, now I'm afraid to get contacts. Even though I miss them so much.

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Zarina Tsallagova
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If u can see itself in the mirror while doing ur makeup, u're already pretty happy. I don't see a thing when using my eyeliner, bcs the eyeliner and my hand occupy the 20cm space between me and mirror I needed to focus, and all's blurry.

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Sam Campbell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walk in backwards. Seriously. My BIL was a pilot and taught me this trick. Works with AC in the summer too.

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Lavender Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Happens to me all the time. Either that or they fly off my face

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Glasses Problems

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meapthealien
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so annoying people thinking in you have super vision because you were glasses especially scenarios like why are you going to the front of the class to were your notes you have glasses like sure I can use them to see through the tall bloke in front of me.

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phattiusmax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite game at parties... "wanna try my glasses on and geel drunk without alcohol?"

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Steve Moore
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So is this how JJ Abrams sees the world ? Certainly explains a lot.

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Glasses Problems

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Nick Gisburne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To clean them ONCE a day and have them stay clean for the rest of the day... that day never happened and never will

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Carmen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the same jerks that think it's ok to touch a pregnant stranger's belly 😑

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Robert Morson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't work for me anymore, because my eyes are just too messed up. I have had good results with closing one eye and looking through a pinhole formed by the index fingers and thumbs of both hands. I rarely have to use this method, though, because I would have to be high to walk outside without noticing that I am basically blind.

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Catie Brandyberry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or even worse, "you look so pretty!" well, good to know I look like s**t with something I have to wear on my face if I want to see ANYTHING.

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Daniel Mallory
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am i wired case wher my right eye has better than 20/20 but sucks at judging depth my left can see depth just nothing else

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Nick Gisburne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you ask them how many middle fingers am I holding up? NOT ENOUGH!

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