German may be the most widely spoken language in the European Union, but let's be honest - it's just downright funny sometimes. We roasted French, so now it's time for the German language to have its turn.
People around the world learning how to speak German have long struggled with German's fearsome grammar, in which multiple funny words are stuck together to make more descriptive terms. This leads to things like long, aggressive store names and job titles, as well as migraines for tourists and expats in Germany. The spelling of these long German words is an even more sensitive subject.
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Since German is an ancestor to English, a lot of funny German words were passed down to us but changed in spelling over time. The original German forms of these words now have... Well, 'interesting' connotations. See for yourself below.
Oh, and just for the lols, here is the longest word in German - Donaudampfschifffahtselektrizitatenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengessellschaft. Standing proudly at 80 letters, this word translates to "Association for Subordinate Officials of the Head Office Management of the Danube Steamboat Electrical Services" and is an absolutely real concoction of letters. Try not to break your tongue with it!
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It's also called a "lup" in danish although most people do call it a "forstørrelsesglas"
De fleste jeg kender og har hørt snakke om det, kalder det da oftest en lup. Ikke forstørrelsesglas.
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Doesn't really show that German is "the worst". Lupe is a lot easier to remember than Forstørrelsesglas
it is very similar to "lupa" , thats how it is in spanish
Honestly! Thank you! The German language makes more sense, has more cognates, and doesn't have fleghm or even close to as many of the long words people think it has. German is actually easier or equally difficult to all the other languages
Lupe is just one Kind tosay this. A comparable german one is: Vergroesserungsglas
You can, but you wouldn't normally. Germans are efficient;)
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It's "lupa" in Polish, did you see that coming?! But you can also say "szkło powiększające." Choose wisely.
It's actually Vergrößerungsglas, Lupe comes from the french word loupe
However, according to Olly Richards, a polyglot and the founder of I Will Teach You A Language, German actually isn't too difficult to master.
"One of the main reasons German isn’t all that hard to learn is that German and English originate from the same language families and share more similarities than you probably realize," Richards wrote. "Both German and English are Indo-European languages that stem from the Germanic family of languages. About 40% of German vocabulary is similar to English vocabulary, which is good news for native English speakers!"
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Richards said that pronunciation is also more straightforward than you might think and grammar is relatively easy to pick up thanks to recognizable patterns. "If we examine the phrases 'what is that?' and 'was ist das?', the connections are obvious."
Also, the polyglot thinks that it's is much easier to pronounce words phonetically in German than in English. "In English, letters often change sounds without any logical explanation. This isn’t the case in German."
"Although some aspects of German may seem difficult, once you break the language down, it's not actually that hard."
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Brilliant, although it's a purposefully complicated joke name :D Fahrradständer is a real German name for a bicycle stand, above says something in line of "climate protection enforcing device securing place" ;)
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For your information, German isn't shouted aggressively by Germans at all. We imply that from the second world war because of how the Gestapo were. If you say the above German word normally, it sounds quite nice.
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Emphasis on the first syllable- possible grave bodily harm court case coming your way, emphasize the last part and you're good.
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Well when you really think about the word "butterfly", is it a sexy word? Butter. Fly.
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Really? I mean...did you ever hear italian people talking to each other? It looks and sounds like they would hit each other the next second. Same goes for arab people
The shouting and the hands flying everywhere while talking, might have some harsh words too. You never know if they are angry or happy. Then they hug and laugh
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I read most of those with the voice of Rammstein's lead singer, I'm laughing so hard crying
Rammstein ist not the best example how german sounds...
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Are any German speakers here annoyed that people say you sound aggressive? I've actually moved on from World War 2 films...
I'm annoyed that in all movies of the present germans sound and look like nazis :D
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A lot of the translations are wrong! Furthermore it's useless, to compare German words with only Roman languages! But some of the examples are very funny! :D
I tought the same thing. I speak Dutch (Flemish to be precise) and a lot of the words I understood because they have a lot of similarities with my language, both Germanic languages. So comparing them with Roman languages seems odd.
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So many wrong translations...like we don't say "Seidenkrawatte" we just say "Krawatte" - wich is not much different to the french, italian or spanish version. "Seide" is silk, but usually you don't name the material. And well "schmetterling" is a wrong word to describe the sound of the german language... If you pronounce "butterfly" like an army general it sounds hard as well. But you can say "Schmetterling" in a very soft way as well. And if you translate the meaning it says very small crushing wings, wich is much nicer than a fly wich sits on the butter :D Most of the examples are funny, but some are just wrong... or misspelled
Do air forces have a bootcamp-esque basic training? I want to see a hard bitten NCO screaming at airforce recruits, calling them butterflies now.
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My parents literally thought that every street in Germany was name Einbanstrasse until they learned that it meant one way street. Needs to say they had a little hard time finding their car.
It's 4 a.m. here in Berlin and I'm lying next to my husband trying hard not to giggle too loud. 🤭🤭🤭
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I have played Scrabble in German. Scrabble is not really capable of easily forming long words, but there are plenty of short words in German, they are what they string together to make the long ones!
I'm German and I'm Italian. Some translations are wrong, but I love this kind of Unsinn. And... yes, 'Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.' makes to me perfect sense. :D It means: When flies fly behind flies, flies fly behind flies.
German is the best language in the world. Much better than that stinky gibberish you call 'English'
That's preference. I like english more. I love reading in english. And I'm German.
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The kids always used to ask me to say nice things in German, but in a shouting angry voice. For some reason they thought it was hysterically funny to have me shouting, "You are all great and I really love you" in German. I enjoy being multilingual, but I forget what it's like to look at a language from the outside sometimes.
I would like to introduce you to Amorite. too bad I don't speak it. (does anybody? dead languages are like that.)
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My wife who lived in Germany for a couple years told me that once someone ask her for directions. She told them (in german) that she would take them "around the corner". She did not know that in german taking someone around the corner means to murder them.
😂 😂 😂 I love when that happens. Went to England with a friend. Entered a restaurant, he wanted to have the menu but asked for the map. Both means Karte in German. 😂
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I love this post and my room mate does too! I'm learning German right now (at this school: https://www.speakeasysprachzeug.de/en) and I am living with a German room mate. He wouldn't believe me as I've told him those odd German things so I found your post and showed it to him. Now as we are both done laughing like idiots I think your post might finally made him realize that I was right all along. Anyway thank you very much for the fun time we had.
One time my German teacher wrote something on the board and one guy asked, "Is that the WIFI password?" LMAO
I always wanted to learn german. I failed the uni exam for that faculty *sob*. And until now all i can say is only ich liebe dich. Somehow it always amused my online german friends when i told them that. They always asked do i know the meaning? Yeah i do. But it's the only german i can. T_T
That's a good sentence to know in every language
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I'm being a giggly b***h in class over these posts, every one is looking at me like I'm crazy XDDD
What are disney characters called in german ? Here (italy) hewy lewy dewy are qui quo qua.
Quite funny - and full of misunderstandings and idiosyncrasies, but there it is! One thing, however: German spelling is straightforward, like Italian and Polish (but very unlike English and my own humble native language, Danish). When you´ve learned the basic principles ruling the relations between sounds and letters/letter combinations, you will find out that there are not very many exceptions.
Super interesting thing. While I was living in French speaking Africa I would frequently be asked if I was speaking German, when I was speaking to friends or colleagues in English. I suppose they sound super similar to someone who doesn't speak either. But when I was in Germany it didn't sound familiar to me at all lol
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,is the chen part always there? (It is Ekorn in Norwegian)
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Complete b******t, f**k this post. Greetings to all German and Austrian people.
I agree with your views, except for your language - if you see my point.
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How about some German (actualy Austrian) poetry? No vowels needed! http://www.lyrikline.org/de/gedichte/schtzngrmm-1230
I am not so sure how funny this actually is. If we complain, however, you'll, go, "Ha ha, those Germans have no sense of humour." If anyone posted a list of 'jokes' about the English language that tells of a similar amount of ignorance and stupidity, though, you'd all go berserk for sure. Think about it for a moment.
Show me another language with an infinite number of words! That's one of the big advantage of German. No idea why people think it is a difficult language. I mastered it at the age of two. And seriously, if you think German grammar is difficult, then try studying Polish.
they really missed a chance with a pun with the name u_u could've been "50 Hilarious Reasons Why The German Language Is The Wurst" so disappointed in you BP u_u
Hi, I am Dutch and at times I work with German people for almost 5 years now in Germany. The truth and nothing but the truth........, The speak as if they want to dominate you and the world. Told them not to take an effort because experience learned that after trying it several times a new attempt wil not succeed.
Yeah, that's in their genes! Klugscheisser und Besserwisser.
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At least German words are very explicit. Eg verschlimmbessern or Kummerspeck says it all. May be if you understand the language. All in all, I think French is the best language in the world.
I was in the hospital once and the lady in the bed next to me only spoke German. Her friend came & visited her. I know it was a friendly conversation, but it is not relaxing to sit next 2 people having a conversation in German. I'd love to learn it though, just to test myself to see if I could.
What is the expression for a German who corrects another German's grammar? Because in English you'd be a grammar nazi, which I expect is about the worst word you could use for a German! That has definitely got me wondering now!
I have never heard anyone referred to as a Nazi, regardless of context, unless historically actually speaking of Nazis. I'm shocked. I heard someone refer to 'grammar police' when a word was spelt wrongly last week, so why not use that?
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Eu sou alemao mas eu vou te xingar em portugues @Greta J sua babaca racista monolingual, piranha de merda!! hahahaha
Probably the most wonderful thing about German is that you can make up any word and it will be grammatically correct even without any sense For example: Rheinschifffahrtskapitänschullehrer = Teacher in a school for shipping captains on the Rhine river, while "Rhein" = Rhine, "Schifffahrt" = shipping, "Kapitän" = captain, "Schullehrer" = school teacher (or even more "Schul(e)" = school, "Lehrer" = teacher)
As long as you can name the correct article ;- p
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No. It is totally OK to do so. We Germans - as it is known all over the world - don't have any sense of humour. So if we can't laugh about ourselves it is on you to do that ;-)
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You are right, but you say "A-A" only to very VERY little children... If you would say "Ich geh mal A-A machen" (I need to go to the toilet) to an adult you would earn a big laughter or some strange glances :D
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Really? I mean...did you ever hear italian people talking to each other? It looks and sounds like they would hit each other the next second. Same goes for arab people
The shouting and the hands flying everywhere while talking, might have some harsh words too. You never know if they are angry or happy. Then they hug and laugh
Load More Replies... I read most of those with the voice of Rammstein's lead singer, I'm laughing so hard crying
Rammstein ist not the best example how german sounds...
Load More Replies... Are any German speakers here annoyed that people say you sound aggressive? I've actually moved on from World War 2 films...
I'm annoyed that in all movies of the present germans sound and look like nazis :D
Load More Replies... A lot of the translations are wrong! Furthermore it's useless, to compare German words with only Roman languages! But some of the examples are very funny! :D
I tought the same thing. I speak Dutch (Flemish to be precise) and a lot of the words I understood because they have a lot of similarities with my language, both Germanic languages. So comparing them with Roman languages seems odd.
Load More Replies... So many wrong translations...like we don't say "Seidenkrawatte" we just say "Krawatte" - wich is not much different to the french, italian or spanish version. "Seide" is silk, but usually you don't name the material. And well "schmetterling" is a wrong word to describe the sound of the german language... If you pronounce "butterfly" like an army general it sounds hard as well. But you can say "Schmetterling" in a very soft way as well. And if you translate the meaning it says very small crushing wings, wich is much nicer than a fly wich sits on the butter :D Most of the examples are funny, but some are just wrong... or misspelled
Do air forces have a bootcamp-esque basic training? I want to see a hard bitten NCO screaming at airforce recruits, calling them butterflies now.
Load More Replies... My parents literally thought that every street in Germany was name Einbanstrasse until they learned that it meant one way street. Needs to say they had a little hard time finding their car.
It's 4 a.m. here in Berlin and I'm lying next to my husband trying hard not to giggle too loud. 🤭🤭🤭
Load More Replies... I have played Scrabble in German. Scrabble is not really capable of easily forming long words, but there are plenty of short words in German, they are what they string together to make the long ones!
I'm German and I'm Italian. Some translations are wrong, but I love this kind of Unsinn. And... yes, 'Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.' makes to me perfect sense. :D It means: When flies fly behind flies, flies fly behind flies.
German is the best language in the world. Much better than that stinky gibberish you call 'English'
That's preference. I like english more. I love reading in english. And I'm German.
Load More Replies... The kids always used to ask me to say nice things in German, but in a shouting angry voice. For some reason they thought it was hysterically funny to have me shouting, "You are all great and I really love you" in German. I enjoy being multilingual, but I forget what it's like to look at a language from the outside sometimes.
I would like to introduce you to Amorite. too bad I don't speak it. (does anybody? dead languages are like that.)
Load More Replies... My wife who lived in Germany for a couple years told me that once someone ask her for directions. She told them (in german) that she would take them "around the corner". She did not know that in german taking someone around the corner means to murder them.
😂 😂 😂 I love when that happens. Went to England with a friend. Entered a restaurant, he wanted to have the menu but asked for the map. Both means Karte in German. 😂
Load More Replies... I love this post and my room mate does too! I'm learning German right now (at this school: https://www.speakeasysprachzeug.de/en) and I am living with a German room mate. He wouldn't believe me as I've told him those odd German things so I found your post and showed it to him. Now as we are both done laughing like idiots I think your post might finally made him realize that I was right all along. Anyway thank you very much for the fun time we had.
One time my German teacher wrote something on the board and one guy asked, "Is that the WIFI password?" LMAO
I always wanted to learn german. I failed the uni exam for that faculty *sob*. And until now all i can say is only ich liebe dich. Somehow it always amused my online german friends when i told them that. They always asked do i know the meaning? Yeah i do. But it's the only german i can. T_T
That's a good sentence to know in every language
Load More Replies... I'm being a giggly b***h in class over these posts, every one is looking at me like I'm crazy XDDD
What are disney characters called in german ? Here (italy) hewy lewy dewy are qui quo qua.
Quite funny - and full of misunderstandings and idiosyncrasies, but there it is! One thing, however: German spelling is straightforward, like Italian and Polish (but very unlike English and my own humble native language, Danish). When you´ve learned the basic principles ruling the relations between sounds and letters/letter combinations, you will find out that there are not very many exceptions.
Super interesting thing. While I was living in French speaking Africa I would frequently be asked if I was speaking German, when I was speaking to friends or colleagues in English. I suppose they sound super similar to someone who doesn't speak either. But when I was in Germany it didn't sound familiar to me at all lol
See we will how viele Germanstudenten this picture understand can... sprache-5f...e10c7.jpeg
,is the chen part always there? (It is Ekorn in Norwegian)
Load More Replies... Complete b******t, f**k this post. Greetings to all German and Austrian people.
I agree with your views, except for your language - if you see my point.
Load More Replies... How about some German (actualy Austrian) poetry? No vowels needed! http://www.lyrikline.org/de/gedichte/schtzngrmm-1230
I am not so sure how funny this actually is. If we complain, however, you'll, go, "Ha ha, those Germans have no sense of humour." If anyone posted a list of 'jokes' about the English language that tells of a similar amount of ignorance and stupidity, though, you'd all go berserk for sure. Think about it for a moment.
Show me another language with an infinite number of words! That's one of the big advantage of German. No idea why people think it is a difficult language. I mastered it at the age of two. And seriously, if you think German grammar is difficult, then try studying Polish.
they really missed a chance with a pun with the name u_u could've been "50 Hilarious Reasons Why The German Language Is The Wurst" so disappointed in you BP u_u
Hi, I am Dutch and at times I work with German people for almost 5 years now in Germany. The truth and nothing but the truth........, The speak as if they want to dominate you and the world. Told them not to take an effort because experience learned that after trying it several times a new attempt wil not succeed.
Yeah, that's in their genes! Klugscheisser und Besserwisser.
Load More Replies... At least German words are very explicit. Eg verschlimmbessern or Kummerspeck says it all. May be if you understand the language. All in all, I think French is the best language in the world.
I was in the hospital once and the lady in the bed next to me only spoke German. Her friend came & visited her. I know it was a friendly conversation, but it is not relaxing to sit next 2 people having a conversation in German. I'd love to learn it though, just to test myself to see if I could.
What is the expression for a German who corrects another German's grammar? Because in English you'd be a grammar nazi, which I expect is about the worst word you could use for a German! That has definitely got me wondering now!
I have never heard anyone referred to as a Nazi, regardless of context, unless historically actually speaking of Nazis. I'm shocked. I heard someone refer to 'grammar police' when a word was spelt wrongly last week, so why not use that?
Load More Replies... Eu sou alemao mas eu vou te xingar em portugues @Greta J sua babaca racista monolingual, piranha de merda!! hahahaha
Probably the most wonderful thing about German is that you can make up any word and it will be grammatically correct even without any sense For example: Rheinschifffahrtskapitänschullehrer = Teacher in a school for shipping captains on the Rhine river, while "Rhein" = Rhine, "Schifffahrt" = shipping, "Kapitän" = captain, "Schullehrer" = school teacher (or even more "Schul(e)" = school, "Lehrer" = teacher)
As long as you can name the correct article ;- p
Load More Replies... No. It is totally OK to do so. We Germans - as it is known all over the world - don't have any sense of humour. So if we can't laugh about ourselves it is on you to do that ;-)
Load More Replies... You are right, but you say "A-A" only to very VERY little children... If you would say "Ich geh mal A-A machen" (I need to go to the toilet) to an adult you would earn a big laughter or some strange glances :D
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