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Lawyer Posts Hilarious Legal Tips Based On Things That Actually Happened During His 19 Year Practice
So you've committed a crime and you've just been caught. Now what?
Well, apart from taking some precious time out to reflect upon your dumbass life choices, you're going to need some legal advice. Better call Saul! But if he's busy then we'd recommend checking out L. Scott Briscoe. He's a lawyer from West Virginia, and he's picked up a bunch of useful tips during his nineteen years of legal practice. He shares them on his Facebook page and they cover everything from what not to wear in a courtroom to how not to cheat a drug test. We can't guarantee they'll help you beat the rap, but at least they'll give you something to laugh about. In prison.
More info: Facebook (h/t: collegehumor)
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"He said we were going to get McDonalds, I didn't know he meant rob it" - Friend
Telling the judge you can't find your witness because they're in the 'witness protection' program probably won't work either.
Asking her for sex probably isn't a good idea either.... with or without the pills.
They're officers. I'm glad to know they'd take creep off the streets and/or bring them consequences so other women don't have to live through the same.
Load More Replies...Or on Facebook the week of the trial either - http://loweringthebar.net/2016/04/i-got-you-cold-mate.html
One more week of dealing with such idiots and Mr. Briscoe would need to sell all his belongings and take a (Bored Panda inspired) canoeing trip around the world. Just to keep him sane.
I absolutely LOVE a good laugh with my morning java. THANKS for the share!
Can't wait to share these with my 1L students. Think I'll post the link on their class website like a real reading; those who do my "assignment" will be reward with these gems.
Welcome to WV guys. The photo of the lady cops (WV State Trooper and Boone Co Sheriff's Deputy) prompted me to do put a Google on this gentleman where I found out he is from WV, where I am from, and only about an hour from where I live. There are some extra special people where so I was not really surprised, but I had to facepalm, because...we really don't need people making WV look any worse than it already does. >_<
All lawyers are liars, at least to me only such fellas. Never use services like this http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/law-office-of-stefan-coleman-new-york/new-york-new-york-10036/law-office-of-stefan-coleman-new-york-stefan-coleman-attorney-new-yorkstefan-coleman-law-1373956
This makes me think twice about my decision to be a lawyer when I grow up...
One more week of dealing with such idiots and Mr. Briscoe would need to sell all his belongings and take a (Bored Panda inspired) canoeing trip around the world. Just to keep him sane.
I absolutely LOVE a good laugh with my morning java. THANKS for the share!
Can't wait to share these with my 1L students. Think I'll post the link on their class website like a real reading; those who do my "assignment" will be reward with these gems.
Welcome to WV guys. The photo of the lady cops (WV State Trooper and Boone Co Sheriff's Deputy) prompted me to do put a Google on this gentleman where I found out he is from WV, where I am from, and only about an hour from where I live. There are some extra special people where so I was not really surprised, but I had to facepalm, because...we really don't need people making WV look any worse than it already does. >_<
All lawyers are liars, at least to me only such fellas. Never use services like this http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/law-office-of-stefan-coleman-new-york/new-york-new-york-10036/law-office-of-stefan-coleman-new-york-stefan-coleman-attorney-new-yorkstefan-coleman-law-1373956
This makes me think twice about my decision to be a lawyer when I grow up...