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So you've committed a crime and you've just been caught. Now what?

Well, apart from taking some precious time out to reflect upon your dumbass life choices, you're going to need some legal advice. Better call Saul! But if he's busy then we'd recommend checking out L. Scott Briscoe. He's a lawyer from West Virginia, and he's picked up a bunch of useful tips during his nineteen years of legal practice. He shares them on his Facebook page and they cover everything from what not to wear in a courtroom to how not to cheat a drug test. We can't guarantee they'll help you beat the rap, but at least they'll give you something to laugh about. In prison.

More info: Facebook (h/t: collegehumor)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"He said we were going to get McDonalds, I didn't know he meant rob it" - Friend

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess many of these tipps can be subsumed as "do not be so bloody stupid"...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would've up-voted your "legalize it" comment if you hadn't wrecked it by promoting another form of prohibition in the same comment. Prohibition doesn't work.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to own roach clip earrings back in the 70's. Gotta wonder if those count too! lol

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This hand-raising thing is awkward...a relict of the past. As if it would make people lie less...

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Telling the judge you can't find your witness because they're in the 'witness protection' program probably won't work either.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or on Facebook the week of the trial either - http://loweringthebar.net/2016/04/i-got-you-cold-mate.html

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people who do drug are so dumb. like my kid who has chocolate on his face and insist of telling me he doesn't know who eat the chocolat chip cookies

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With those kinds of tattoos on a person, it's pretty much too late to give them tips on being reasonable and socially harmonious.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah! like people who complaint about their bosses or jobs on facebook

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Yo I heard the s**t gets in so you might just be wrong. We need more constructive advice. Can you ask your clients who never got the "tobacco" discovered on their person for a better tip?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's a good thing. that dumbass will stay in jail instead of doing his crappy stuff outside

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