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Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!

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#22

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Onennon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's funny... who has a room for desserts.. [nervous laughing.]

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#27

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Suzanne Manning
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.

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#39

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater

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#40

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#47

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Ayana sjoberg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror

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#48

Funny Food Tweet

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Ayana sjoberg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*

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#52

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Jessica Russian Sifontes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.

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#57

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Lily Mae Kitty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.

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#59

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Magnolia Irides
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D

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#62

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Kalikima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! That way you don't snap and start demanding all the circulating waiters line up and give you first dibs, because it is mywedding damnit! ...is embarrassing! I ahem I would think...

#66

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CastoiROBLOX
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)

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#72

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Justyna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this reminds me of one trip to italy when i took a small grater and my own cheese not be disappointed when eating in a hotel restaurant... see, i must have ENOUGH cheese to be satisfied :))

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#75

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.

#79

Funny Food Tweet

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#80

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#82

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#85

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Keyra Rodz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't consider it littering if it's organic.. Your just feeding the bugs ????

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#87

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Elizabeth Gruenwald
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get scare and hate when my kids are around ,I make fried potatoes or devil eggs I always think I'm in ww3 !!haha

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