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What's a humans best friend? No, it's not a dog, and neither is a cat but rather a massive plate of warm and tasty chow. Yep, we're talking about food and if there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that food is fantastic. It can be something that pleasantly tingles our senses, it can be an anti-depressant, and for a fact, it can sometimes be hilariously funny food. Truth be told, one of life's greatest pleasures is sitting down to a tasty meal, in the company of the people we love, while discussing the best food puns known to man.

Sure, we all have our habits and preferences around food, and some take it far more seriously than they probably should, but all of us can relate to these funny puns and food memes collected by us here at Bored Panda. From defiant celebrations of excess to new memes on pretentious foodie fads, this list has got all the best memes. Scroll down below to check the food jokes out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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An International Symbol

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Sneaky Spinach

Sneaky Spinach

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spinach is like a magic act, add heat and it disappears.

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Bunzilla
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I much prefer it raw. I don't care for the texture of cooked spinach. Spinach is so sweet and tasty.

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Nikki D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how much raw spinach goes into a can of spinach? It must be an absolute ton!

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Julie Watson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like cooking eggs, even if you put like 6 in the pan, it will end up being the size of your fist.

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Diane Mackereth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All leafy veggies go from looking like you feed an army until it's cooked then you're lucky to feed yourself and maybe someone else.

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Caroline Driver
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I can't think of any other food that disappears so massively

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Jadon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so after seeing the previous meme and then this I'm curious... why is the popular opinion that cooked kale is gross but cooked spinach is delicious... It has an awful flavor when cooked by itself and not in a quiche or dip imo, kale is much better especially when made like collard greens (before people outside of the black/southern community started taking notice of it and it's health benefits)?

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Maria Isabel Katto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, everytime I cook spinach, I feel like the racoon who dipped his cotton candy in water

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Bumble
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why cook it? The purpose of spinach is to inhale whilst tied up by Bruto (or your chosen enemy) to give you strength to say Olive (or chosen damsel)

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Foxyloxylou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hate cooked spinach cause its all slimy. but ill eat it raw

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Elaine Mckenna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolute c**p don't buy into it I bought them,,, well should have known better eh!!

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#6

A Picnic Table Anywhere You Go

A Picnic Table Anywhere You Go

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Ben Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s about the only thing that stupid looking after-market spoiler is good for

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#7

Stress Eating

Stress Eating

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my defense, a slightly stressful day is an excellent excuse to consume vast amounts chicken and pizza, and then wash it down with beer...do I have a problem?

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#8

Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻‍♂️🍕

Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻‍♂️🍕

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#9

Food Delivery

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Sure, I'll Share

Sure, I'll Share

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Any Minute Now 🥘 • • • • •

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you looks until you lower your expectation enough to eat the pickle out of the jar

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#14

Just A Snack

Just A Snack

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love people who can do this sort of multi-cooking and still make super tasty food. Its a feat to achieve as far as my cooking skills are concerned.

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Prepping And Cooking

Prepping And Cooking

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This why pizza is consumed in such massive quantities, that and because pizza is life

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#22

A Christmas Present

A Christmas Present

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my case that is not just a Christmas present, it also what I got for my birthday, and new years.

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#27

Shopping Fails

Shopping Fails

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minerva15
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a retail worker, this is my cue to go up to that person and say, " Do you need a basket?"

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#28

Food Meme

Food Meme

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Sampling Foods

Sampling Foods

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#31

Portion Sizes

Portion Sizes

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The serving sizes on food packaging really don't make sense. It's best to ignore them.

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Food Pyramid

Food Pyramid

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LOttawa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, pizza does have something from every food group. So this works.

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#33

I Dislike You Too

I Dislike You Too

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Fries Are Not For Sharing

Fries Are Not For Sharing

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