Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.

While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.

#1

Funny First Date Tweets

noodlez56 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably not the best place to learn it... they never get the name right on the cup!

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#2

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MummeWummie Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Stealing this idea for future reference....

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#3

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

:-)

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#4

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Lorraine
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet.

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#5

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope you didnt split it

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope you threw the water on his $35 steak!

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Christian Hill
Community Member
4 years ago

Demanded? I hope you laughed your ass off.

MD
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably worth the money to know that's the kind of person he is.

Susan Tremaine
Community Member
4 years ago

I may be able to top that. This just happened two weeks ago. A guy arrived at my house to pick me up. Since he ran late, I met him in the driveway. He said he had to pee. Of course, I said come on in the house. I have a bathroom 20 feet from this doorway. He declined and actually peed behind an oak tree next to my driveway. We had great "conversations". He said he didn't need to take a pill. I guess he was referring to Viagra and was trying to tell me his junk worked. He announced that his wiener sticks straight out every morning. Ok, you have a pee boner in the morning. Don't all guys? He said he starts with his right hand and when that gets tired, he switches to his left. WTF!!! My fave of the night, "if am soft, I'll just go down on you and then I'll get real hard". There was more, but I think you got the gist.

Leen Pol
Community Member
4 years ago

Demanded?! O.o

FancyFawn -
Community Member
2 years ago

Um...NO SIR...

Camille D'Attilio
Community Member
4 years ago

Had that happen to me, too. First AND last date! I was stunned.

Marko Požarnik
Community Member
4 years ago

In this case, can i invite you to dinner?

Shannon McKee
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like he is a cheapskate who did this intentionally to get a cheaper dinner.

Molka Bouzoraa
Community Member
3 years ago

Did you?

chrisou
Community Member
4 years ago

have the lobster next time

Jennifer Towle
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually a line from The Joy Luck Club

Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

WORSEEEE

Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean WORSSST

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Jelena Vasic
Community Member
4 years ago

Same happened to me long time ago. A asked for check because I really did not have that kind of money with me, and said so called naively Oh, I really cannot remember I had 4 cocktails, because I cannot stand mixed sweet drinks... That is the way they want to eat expencive for free... Men or women with snakes in their pockets... So cheap.

Gábor Szüdi
Community Member
4 years ago

Was he Dutch?

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Odd date already with the dude going for the stereotypical steak and girl going for the stereotypical salad...probably without dressing.

Astrid Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

did you?

Kevin Hand
Community Member
4 years ago

#classy

Michael Bluth
Community Member
4 years ago

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$30 or $40 more than your fair share out of your pocket? Worst date ever for a woman. Pretty standard first date for a man...

Wilbert Wienema
Community Member
4 years ago

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Somebody who only orders a salad and a water? Fat chance it was not a very sparkling person.

Kizito Obeya
Community Member
4 years ago

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I don't care very much for girls who order water on dates. Nothing screams "fake" more than that.

Patrick Kunz
Community Member
4 years ago

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Salad on a first date. Whats wrong with you?

Rebecca White
Community Member
4 years ago

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Or perhaps you were a boring first date. Lighten up, have some fun, jeez!

Lê Tuấn
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4 years ago

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it is okay to go dutch

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#6

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

What is the worst in this story, the frogs or the wife!?

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#7

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Sincerity

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#8

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Wasnt a accident!!!!!

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#9

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"

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#10

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahhh! WTF!? Sorry, but, NO!

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#11

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats a sweet momy

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#12

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Vegan_chick_MI Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Marrie him, he's a kepper

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#13

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
4 years ago

Some call it stalking, I call it love!

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#14

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
4 years ago

Hilarious. Her ex owes you one!

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#15

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

To smart for u that one :-)

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#16

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad but ended well

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#17

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....

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#18

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Suradohnke Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Jesus!!!!

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#19

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MyArmyLife Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

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#20

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahahahah hihihi

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#21

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sarakgilmore Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats smart but probably not on a date, i guess...

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#22

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?

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#23

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)

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#24

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHA wtf!? So random!

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#25

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MatchmakerMary Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

You should look at the signs, specially the "GAY BAR" one

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#26

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats mean!!!

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#27

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

How many after a hour? :-)

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#28

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Sincerity mathers :P

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#29

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Hard to believe

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#30

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
4 years ago

I think that's sweet ;)

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#31

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Suradohnke Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Hope it wasnt for adults

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#32

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Lololo

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#33

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she likes you

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#34

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats scary

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#35

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Ok then

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#36

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Fic_or_Die Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

wait... sheep can be really interresting.. no?

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#37

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MD
Community Member
4 years ago

..depends of his age

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#38

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MD
Community Member
4 years ago

Take it as a compliment

#39

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toddmasterson Report

Erin Byrnes
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh damn! ???? haha

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#40

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor lady

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#41

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jeff_hofmann Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

He traumatized the poor girl

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#42

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UGottaLoveLiz Report

António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Creative

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#43

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dahc1985 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!

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#44

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

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:-)

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#45

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Scaraboo Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*

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#46

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

That sweet

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#47

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
4 years ago

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A sissy, no wonder he peed in his pants!

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#48

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Lorraine
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow, this one is pretty bad.

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#49

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Dammmm

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#50

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Nice xD

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#51

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
4 years ago

What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)

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#52

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats a sign

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#53

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António Lima
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4 years ago

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You didnt got the earings part for sure otherweis you would left then

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#54

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MD
Community Member
4 years ago

... LOL, I would like to meet this guy

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#55

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Honestly, the ninja turtle bed sheets wouldn't have been a deal breaker so much as the living at home part.

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#56

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

And you didnt+

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#57

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António Lima
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4 years ago

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Great couple, a feminin bitch and a thief :-)

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#58

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

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This made me gag! EW!

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#59

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Kev tj
Community Member
4 years ago

She became his muse lol ????

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#60

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António Lima
Community Member
4 years ago

:P

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#61

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EmmaWardropper Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends.

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#62

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MD
Community Member
4 years ago

It sounds like he's autistic. Lack of social skills. Direct, yet inappropriate questions

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#63

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, it's only six months away...

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#64

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Rebecca Freeman-Obrien
Community Member
4 years ago

Did you go out with the friend after that?

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