Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.
While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.
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I may be able to top that. This just happened two weeks ago. A guy arrived at my house to pick me up. Since he ran late, I met him in the driveway. He said he had to pee. Of course, I said come on in the house. I have a bathroom 20 feet from this doorway. He declined and actually peed behind an oak tree next to my driveway. We had great "conversations". He said he didn't need to take a pill. I guess he was referring to Viagra and was trying to tell me his junk worked. He announced that his wiener sticks straight out every morning. Ok, you have a pee boner in the morning. Don't all guys? He said he starts with his right hand and when that gets tired, he switches to his left. WTF!!! My fave of the night, "if am soft, I'll just go down on you and then I'll get real hard". There was more, but I think you got the gist.
Sounds like he is a cheapskate who did this intentionally to get a cheaper dinner.
Same happened to me long time ago. A asked for check because I really did not have that kind of money with me, and said so called naively Oh, I really cannot remember I had 4 cocktails, because I cannot stand mixed sweet drinks... That is the way they want to eat expencive for free... Men or women with snakes in their pockets... So cheap.
Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"
I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex
I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?
I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)
If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!
Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*
What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)
Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.
A guy is knocked unconscious and it's the worst thing for you. Hmmm....
HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends.
What's so bad about that? Have a sense of humor and laugh it off... lol
I wonder if this is about the guy further up on the list, who's date turned out to be related to him -_-
Hey, there's a pretty cool one in Memphis- oh who am I kidding, it's bass pro, no matter what building its in.
Blind date. Before date he already online commented about his height (he was short) and my height (I was taller-it didn't bother me) saying we would look perfect on our wedding picture. After we met he kept talking about heights his parents how short they were etc and later when after dinner he dropped me home I gave him kiss on cheek goodnight and left he texted me that I'm a teasing whore and I should never say anything about his height (I never did)
Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.
Yep I had a first date several years ago where the guy ordered a steak and multiple drinks. I had an unsweetened iced tea and a goat cheese salad. When the check came and it was almost $200, he wanted to split it 50/50. I told him no way and asked the waiter give us separate checks. That was one of the first times I stood up for myself.
His credit card would not work to pay for 2 drinks.......I paid. Then he messaged me before I got home and I did not respond. He then began demanding to know where I was and who I was with after our date. No second date.
My first date with my now husband was very awkward. My dad showed up to the same restaurant we went to and they talked more than my date and I.
My sister has not been on dating market for more than 10 years. So when she started again she wanted to start slowly. She wanted to be friends first before being a couple. So she meets up with this dude a couple of times just as friends. They talk, laugh, watch movies. Then one day they are meeting he takes out an old dvd and says;" I got this movie from my friends a few years back. We can watch that? " she looks at the back of the movie. It says it is about a man and a woman havong a romantic story together. Then they put it on. 10-20 min into the movie he says :" they sure are having sex a lot..." like he is surprised by it. Then the man in the movie takes out a wip and this is here my sister went home... she called me when she came home and complained. It took me 2 min to realize: his friends must habe given him the movie as a joke. It was "50 shades of grey" neither my sister or the guy she dated had had ANY clue on what this movie were before watching it.
My sister was SURE it was because he was into SM. I had to tell her, he properly had no clue since his statement was "'they sure are having sex a lot" imagine being this guy. You think it is just a normal chic movie and then it is 50 shades of grey. How embarrested he must have been. Je must habe thought a 1000 times if he should turn that video off or not. And then my sister suddenly storms off poor guy. He is a country boy so he has no clue on what is fashion or whatcis in, so I really dont think he knew what that movie was. He just had it lying around for years.
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TL;DR at the bottom There are so many blind dates. Why not just go and FIND the person you are physically but mostly mentally and socially attracted too? I find it rude for people to think that someone is so incompetent that they feel that they need to set up a date for them. We met people in an ancient way beck in the 1980s called GOING OUT AND MEETING PEOPLE!! A time before tinder and the ever horrible sugar daddy. People wouldn't accidentally date a their cousins or someone who will treat the other like garbage if you socialized more and went on multiple dates with others. Try double dating it makes things a lot less awkward when things don't work out. Now I'm not at all saying that nobody dates the way I would or that you can't be happy any other way. There is a reason we are a social species. So why not embrace that and meet others? - an introvert TL;DR be social, don't meet others exclusively via blind dates or tinder. (Edit: I'm 15, never been on a date before lol. This is just from my surrounding experiences and the stories I hear of great relationships built up around these standards.)
A guy once asked me out to a movie that was playing the next night. I showed up early and waiting for him. After I waited a bit I seen him walk pass the theater. When I called him over he confessed that he just got really high ten minutes before, completely forgot about out date and was just walking home....
Met this guy from OKC we met in Bryant park. We sat and talked...he revealed to me hes broke,passion is vudeo production and likes yoga (then he immediately did a headstand) we go to donner a BBQ place...the waitress cones he annouces that hes vegan...im at a loss we share fried green tomatoes...he oays for dinner we go diwn the street for a beer where he insists i buy home a drink. I quickly diwn mine...he walks me to the subway andcsats ibwanna kiss you!! I respond... I don't kiss ppl on the 1st date... Needless to say i never saw him again.
Lmao went on a date, went to dinner then was molested inside of a kohls, just to be LICKED LIKE A POSICLE when it's time to go home. I guess he thought it would get me to stay?
Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.
Yep I had a first date several years ago where the guy ordered a steak and multiple drinks. I had an unsweetened iced tea and a goat cheese salad. When the check came and it was almost $200, he wanted to split it 50/50. I told him no way and asked the waiter give us separate checks. That was one of the first times I stood up for myself.
His credit card would not work to pay for 2 drinks.......I paid. Then he messaged me before I got home and I did not respond. He then began demanding to know where I was and who I was with after our date. No second date.
My first date with my now husband was very awkward. My dad showed up to the same restaurant we went to and they talked more than my date and I.
My sister has not been on dating market for more than 10 years. So when she started again she wanted to start slowly. She wanted to be friends first before being a couple. So she meets up with this dude a couple of times just as friends. They talk, laugh, watch movies. Then one day they are meeting he takes out an old dvd and says;" I got this movie from my friends a few years back. We can watch that? " she looks at the back of the movie. It says it is about a man and a woman havong a romantic story together. Then they put it on. 10-20 min into the movie he says :" they sure are having sex a lot..." like he is surprised by it. Then the man in the movie takes out a wip and this is here my sister went home... she called me when she came home and complained. It took me 2 min to realize: his friends must habe given him the movie as a joke. It was "50 shades of grey" neither my sister or the guy she dated had had ANY clue on what this movie were before watching it.
My sister was SURE it was because he was into SM. I had to tell her, he properly had no clue since his statement was "'they sure are having sex a lot" imagine being this guy. You think it is just a normal chic movie and then it is 50 shades of grey. How embarrested he must have been. Je must habe thought a 1000 times if he should turn that video off or not. And then my sister suddenly storms off poor guy. He is a country boy so he has no clue on what is fashion or whatcis in, so I really dont think he knew what that movie was. He just had it lying around for years.
Load More Replies... TL;DR at the bottom There are so many blind dates. Why not just go and FIND the person you are physically but mostly mentally and socially attracted too? I find it rude for people to think that someone is so incompetent that they feel that they need to set up a date for them. We met people in an ancient way beck in the 1980s called GOING OUT AND MEETING PEOPLE!! A time before tinder and the ever horrible sugar daddy. People wouldn't accidentally date a their cousins or someone who will treat the other like garbage if you socialized more and went on multiple dates with others. Try double dating it makes things a lot less awkward when things don't work out. Now I'm not at all saying that nobody dates the way I would or that you can't be happy any other way. There is a reason we are a social species. So why not embrace that and meet others? - an introvert TL;DR be social, don't meet others exclusively via blind dates or tinder. (Edit: I'm 15, never been on a date before lol. This is just from my surrounding experiences and the stories I hear of great relationships built up around these standards.)
A guy once asked me out to a movie that was playing the next night. I showed up early and waiting for him. After I waited a bit I seen him walk pass the theater. When I called him over he confessed that he just got really high ten minutes before, completely forgot about out date and was just walking home....
Met this guy from OKC we met in Bryant park. We sat and talked...he revealed to me hes broke,passion is vudeo production and likes yoga (then he immediately did a headstand) we go to donner a BBQ place...the waitress cones he annouces that hes vegan...im at a loss we share fried green tomatoes...he oays for dinner we go diwn the street for a beer where he insists i buy home a drink. I quickly diwn mine...he walks me to the subway andcsats ibwanna kiss you!! I respond... I don't kiss ppl on the 1st date... Needless to say i never saw him again.
Lmao went on a date, went to dinner then was molested inside of a kohls, just to be LICKED LIKE A POSICLE when it's time to go home. I guess he thought it would get me to stay?
