I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

#1

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Nicholas McGuinness
Community Member
5 years ago

Yes it scarier than mum! It is GRANDMAAA!

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#2

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Brian Gaar Report

Lily Quinn
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol not come to that part of life yet but I feel ya!

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#3

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henatewolf Report

Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

new parenting advice has been accepted.

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#4

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Tim Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
5 years ago

lol

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#5

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

yes!

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#6

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jessica Ramos
Community Member
5 years ago

Epic

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#7

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

good job, @XplodingUnicorn

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jessica Ramos
Community Member
5 years ago

:)))

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#9

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Josh Report

Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

ouch.

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#10

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Dad and Buried Report

Cat Mac
Community Member
4 years ago

Bahahahahaha!

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#11

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DaddyJew Report

astrid_smith
Community Member
5 years ago

so you grabbed my face with your poopy hands?!?

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#12

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Simon Holland Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
5 years ago

In a flash!

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#13

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Matt Brennan Report

Nicholas McGuinness
Community Member
5 years ago

Welcome to the 21st century kid

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#14

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
5 years ago

Face palm!

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#15

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Launa Rae
Community Member
5 years ago

Let It Go!!

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#16

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Nice Eric Report

Christian Hill
Community Member
5 years ago

We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

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#17

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
5 years ago

Sounds like good advice to me!

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#18

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Goats? Report

Attack On Titan Is Awesome
Community Member
5 years ago

That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

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#19

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AmateurIdiot Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

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#20

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LMAO!! Try stew next time... it's thicker.

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#21

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Lloyad Rang Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
5 years ago

I almost spit my coffee!

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#22

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Ryan Reynolds Report

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahah! Bruh

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#23

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Conan O'Brien Report

Suleika Cremers
Community Member
5 years ago

I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..

Christina Adams
Community Member
1 year ago

It's just a joke, chill

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Good... now they know how important it is to share their wealth with others, and contribute to the public welfare. Plus, they won't be fat when they grow up!!

Melanie Charlotte
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh no a little bit of ice cream is going to make the kids fat?!?!

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Attack On Titan Is Awesome
Community Member
5 years ago

This one is actually really helpful and good for helping kids learn taxes.

Abbey Ortiz
Community Member
5 years ago

Great way to teach them since they love ice cream

Christian Hill
Community Member
5 years ago

well, he actually ate 38% of his ice cream, unless his kids work

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#24

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Abe Yospe Report

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
5 years ago

we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.

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#25

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

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I bet she learned that at home too, especially at bedtime, in stores, and any time you had to take her to the doctor or dentist!! ;)

#26

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.

#27

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Michael Ian Black Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Well okay then!

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#28

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Liz Miller
Community Member
5 years ago

Fair point though

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#29

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The Glad Stork Report

Tetiana Mogylenets
Community Member
5 years ago

LoL

#30

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Simon Holland Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D

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#31

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Sammy Rhodes Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Not sure if this is funny or not, but it's absolutely the truth!!

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#32

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Daddy Jew Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LMAO... yep!!

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#33

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Jason English Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh, wow, you're right! Now I feel old too. Thanks a lot.

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#34

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Jessica Ramos
Community Member
5 years ago

So me

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#35

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Simon Holland Report

Christian Hill
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5 years ago

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Good is subjective - it seems you don't think much of your kids abilities or have an under-developed sense of artistic appreciation

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#36

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tchrquotes Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Truth!!

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#37

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Abe Yospe Report

frank0ys
Community Member
4 years ago

....AHAHAHAHA!

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#38

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Zack Report

Łukasz Wydra
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't get it? Somebody helps?

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#39

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Mark Report

Maureen Mower
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4 years ago

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You know, you CAN have fun WITH the kid... that's kinda the whole point, in fact!

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#40

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simoncholland Report

Maureen Mower
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4 years ago

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How about just give the kid money for school lunch... it's gotta be better than croutons!!

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#41

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Will Rodgers Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

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Awwwwwww

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#42

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL.... I can't believe you have a kid that doesn't like pizza. I thought that was the one food universally loved by all kids (of any age - including me at 54, lol).

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#43

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AndyAsAdjective Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Busy morning!!

#44

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

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How about.... don't buy candy?

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#45

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Ryan Reynolds Report

Liz Miller
Community Member
5 years ago

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How is that funny?

#46

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daddydoinwork Report

Bibi Mørkhøj
Community Member
5 years ago

It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.

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#47

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
4 years ago

Blech!

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#48

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The Glad Stork Report

dark wish
Community Member
4 years ago

she's right

#49

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Kent Graham Report

Philip Atkins
Community Member
4 years ago

Pahahahahaaaa!...

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#50

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Kalvin Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
5 years ago

Perfect!

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#51

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Lion Jenkins Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
5 years ago

Good luck!

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#52

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Justin Guarini Report

#53

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Robert Knop Report

Virginia Su
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA

#54

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Avery Cornelius
Community Member
1 year ago

Who did they get bitten by?

#55

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Kent Graham Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL - so true!!

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#56

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Robert Knop Report

Cyan Berry
Community Member
1 month ago

ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her

#57

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Simon Holland Report

Cyan Berry
Community Member
1 month ago

just like what my dad did to my when I was younger

#58

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Troy Johnson Report

Natalie Powell
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha true

#59

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Dad an Buried Report

#60

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DaddyJew Report

Llamas and Squids
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha

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#61

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Doyin Richards Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!!

#62

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TheAlexNevil Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
5 years ago

Gotta hand it to the kid for persistence!

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#63

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The Cisco Kid Report

Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

ouch.

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#64

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DesignerDaddy Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

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I don't like this whole "gummy" pill trend. Not for kids or adults. Do you know how long all that sugar sticks to your kids' teeth? At least with the chewable ones, one drink of milk after and it was gone - not still stuck to their teeth an hour later!

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#65

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MikeDaddyReal Report

Shanqua Finney
Community Member
5 years ago

Totally my 8 yr old

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#66

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AndyAsAdjective Report

Teresa
Community Member
4 years ago

awwwww... marraige.

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#67

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Dad and Buried Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
4 years ago

Wait... my kid was suppose to pay me? Where do I file my complaint?

#68

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Jim Gaffigan Report

Tetiana Mogylenets
Community Member
5 years ago

Good one

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#69

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Rodney Lacroix Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
5 years ago

No one is safe.

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