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Hello, my name's Pete, I'm a UK-based illustrator, and ever since I began dating my partner Kellie 5 years ago I've been making her illustrations based on our everyday life together. We also have a 2-year-old daughter now, Poppy, and I love to capture all the funny and important moments from our daily life in these webcomics.

The cartoon drawings are a mixture of tender, romantic moments combined with silly, crude, and very British sense of humor.

We were previously featured here, and we got such an amazing response we thought we'd share a collection of our recent funny comics. Our followers (who are an incredibly supportive and kind group of people) love to watch Poppy growing up in our cute comics, and all the relatable relationship moments Kellie and I share.

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After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

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Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

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Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course. PJs are the s**t. My hair gets all clipped up and the clothes come off- best part of most days

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My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

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Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody goes out and gets a cat on purpose. They just start to accumulate in your home from out of nowhere.

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If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

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#8

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

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#9

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

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We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tehe. We do this too. Surprise dry hump and groping. He can scream like a girl as much as me. (Good thing he doesn't surf this site...)

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#11

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

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#12

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

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#13

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

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This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is that plastic bucket/container in the sink! why is that?

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#15

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

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Amanda McKeown
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love peeling skin!!! I know, I'm weird, but there's plenty of us out there😉

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#16

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

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#17

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

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#18

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

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Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

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#20

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do the opposite. We might check our phones, then we put them away and turn around to face each other, hold hands and fall asleep.

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#22

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

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#23

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

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#24

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

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Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

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Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

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This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

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Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

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#29

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

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Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

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Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

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When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

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The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your penis looks a bit blured; maybe because you got pixels?

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If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

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The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

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This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

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Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

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No! Spiderman will never be out of breath! Maybe only the last one...

#39

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

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When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

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Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

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Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

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All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

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Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

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One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

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#46

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

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Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This hits kinda close to home... a friend's wife fell and hit her head one night. She was dead when he woke up in the morning

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Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

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This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh boy, it doesn't get any better... wait until she's a preteen.. you'll look back and wish she was still four 🤔😇💖

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This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

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Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

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There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

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Maeve Valentine
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, SHUT UP!!! No one wants to hear about your blah, blah, BLAH!!! SHUT UP!!!

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The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

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