With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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#1

Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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Molly Block
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2 years ago

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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#2

I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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#3

Can You Blame Him?

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Jake Thiele
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2 years ago

*should have

Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

This is such a common mistake these days, but I still cringe every time I see "should of". It's should've or should have!

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Mikyla McEwen
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2 years ago

I thought it had a goddamn arrow in its side. Find out it’s just the staple

BusLady
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2 years ago

The staple on the horse confused me at first.

Johanna Kidd
Community Member
2 years ago

Who stapled that horse? Ouch!!

Chad Thomas
Community Member
2 years ago

Finders keepers, losers weepers!

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

horses have a staple diet

Poundcake's Owls
Community Member
2 years ago

"Sorry."

Eva Tóthová
Community Member
2 years ago

the best is that staple in horse's belly. i thought it is actual part of a picture :D

Madeleine Rose
Community Member
5 months ago

I was prepared to love this, but I cannot abide “should of”! 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

Jane
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG! This horse has been abused! It has a huge staple in it's side! (jk)

Jerry Couts
Community Member
5 months ago

You typed ‘should of’. It really is ‘should’ve. What college did you attend?

Walt Partin
Community Member
5 months ago

dd

Timothy Craig
Community Member
5 months ago

Lmbo

John Thompson
Community Member
5 months ago

It’s nearly as funny as toothache.

okpkpkp
Community Member
2 years ago

It is against the law. When I was a kid I found a hedge trimmer on the railroad tracks and tried to sell it. The cops told me it was against the law. Theft of lost property, they said. I said, so if I find a dime on the street, I have to turn it in or risk being charged with Theft of Lost Property? They said, yes. Crazy, I know but...

Grace Wiebe
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd say this: "Found this dual lawnmower + fertilizer..."

Chris Loret
Community Member
2 years ago

I wont give it back either

G.
Community Member
2 years ago

Are those phone numbers real??

Richard Feinberg
Community Member
2 years ago

Guess you'll have to try it & see!

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diane a
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2 years ago

Seabiscuit

Hemrich Gundesalf
Community Member
2 years ago

You know he is a true natural-born American when he incorrectly writes "should of" instead of the correctly written forms "should've" or "should have". Immigrants who learn English as a second language don't make such mistakes.

Jane Alexander
Community Member
5 months ago

We who were schooled back when schools actually taught don't make those mistakes either. Now that you're one of us, the wreck of the school systems is your problem too. Welcome home.

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Anouk
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Paula Beasley
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahahaha!

Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

Stapled the horse?!

Diane Mackereth
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not contact left a phone # LOL

Harry Joy
Community Member
5 months ago

Keep him, I was just going to haul him to the glue factory.

Jane Alexander
Community Member
5 months ago

It's guys like you that should be hauled, trouble is you 're no use for anything.

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#4

I Might Employ Him For My Pal's Bachelor Party!
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glowworm2
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2 years ago

Love the "I am appropriate for kids or adults too" tag.

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#5

The Ancient Rivalry Will Finally Be Put To Rest!

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M O'Connell
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2 years ago

....I'll take the 'weak' one...

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#6

I May Do It Just For The Fifteen Per Hour!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

"I will pay you"? Ok I will give him a chance

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#7

Who Here Can Play Trombone!?

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Trobmone. LOL!

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#8

You Wouldn't Want To Get On His List Of Enemies!
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Nicole Cox
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2 years ago

I immediately went to his website and was not disappointed.

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#9

Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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borklaser
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2 years ago

Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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#10

You Might Know Someone Who Would Actually Do This 🤔

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yoyo3841
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2 years ago

how do you teach someone to pink

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#11

It Warms My Heart To See The Old Teaching The Old.

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Angelina Wilkins
Community Member
2 years ago

How to smell old. I'm still laughing at this.

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#12

It Seems That Every Doctor Has A Gimmick To Set Them Apart From The Pack!

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Hikikomori
Community Member
2 years ago

Ooh... a free DVD too!

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#13

I Located This By The Hardware Store!

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Connie Martin
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2 years ago

Only if Corey wears a shirt too.

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#14

I Texted Them My Knee And Received Good News In Return!

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Warning: Don't buy a minivan!!

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#15

I Would Probably Do It Just For The Free Bath!

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

this is creepy as hell

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#16

Oh Man... What A Way To Seek Feedback On Your Lotion!
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Harold Summer
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2 years ago

Extra deranged points for the lotion sample.

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#17

Where Does It Go!?

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

This is fucking hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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#18

Is This The Club You Would Join!?

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Michael John Aragon
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2 years ago

I guess Guns and Roses was taken :P

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#19

Soylent Is The Newest Liquid The Kids Are Going Nuts About.

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Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

who took the numbers?

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#20

It Could Be Useful For Bitcoin Enthusiasts!

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

"I am Mtich". hahaha

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#21

It's Actually A Classic Animated Film For Your Family!

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birdhouse
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2 years ago

I'm so in!

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#22

Would You Allow It!?
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Kawaii Artist
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2 years ago

nomoremarinara.com is a real website

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#23

I Don't Know If This Business Is To My Liking!
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Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

He paid for an actual ad! And they printed it!!

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#24

He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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#25

The Human Body Deserves To Be Celebrated!

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BusLady
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2 years ago

He won't do reproductive organs! LMAO

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#26

I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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Moo Moo Futch
Community Member
2 years ago

LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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#27

They’ll Make An App Out Of Anything These Days!
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Moo Moo Futch
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG LMFAOO This one has really tickled my funny bone

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#28

Wow, I Can't Believe This Is Actually What They Did!

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LOttawa
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha ha, the: it's nice at the bottom loll

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#29

Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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issam
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2 years ago

I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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#30

I Worry About The Health Effects Of Her Hobby...
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BusLady
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2 years ago

Sounds like an episode of "My Strange Addiction"

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#31

His Father Won't Stop Eating Chains.
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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Better than chain smoking.

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#32

I Think I Would Have Enjoyed It As A Kid!
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alwright
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2 years ago

Mother/Daughter bonding pool XD

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#33

If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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Hikikomori
Community Member
2 years ago

Can i exchange my siblings? They are older than me...It counts right?

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#34

I Discovered This As I Was Walking Around Out There

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MJ
Community Member
2 years ago

I understand the multiple supports on the left, those are for sturdines, but why only two steps on the right?!?

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#35

Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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Hikikomori
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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#36

Looks Like There Are Actually Some Good Bargains Here!

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Hikikomori
Community Member
2 years ago

Wuts OBO?

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#37

Huh! Would You Go To It?

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Note the fine print at the bottom right.

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#38

This New Fashion Trend Is Sure To Tick Off A Lot Of Parents Out There.

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Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

no handjob... so... no!

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#39

Are You Serious? How Did The Dog Try It In The First Place!

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MJ
Community Member
2 years ago

Is it soylent green the dog wants? If not, I'm not interested...

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#40

Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
2 years ago

Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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#41

➡️ Who Would You Allow To Train You? ➡️

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Forget the contact number. I would have just torn off the pic.

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#42

Do You Know What The Cure Is For Him?!
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Terry T.
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2 years ago

Put a cork in it....

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#43

Whoa! Would You Attend The Event?

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KT Trondsen
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2 years ago

the stench is remarkable lol

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