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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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Molly Block
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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#17

Where Does It Go!?

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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LilicatUK
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your companion's reaction is my partners reaction to anything I show him from social media, I'm pissing myself laughing and he's "who's that?" "that's not a real phone number" "I think that's staged" "how can you drink blood out of the floor?" :eyeroll:

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Teresa Dougan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saliva actually removes blood stains. I think people don't know this which makes this very amusing to me

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Aubrie Allen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call the number! It's great. Next time a guy asks me for my number, I'm going to give them this number.

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David Martin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serious inquiry: Is that man a young Robert DeNiro? Cause I’ll hire DeNiro to clean up blood...uhh, for a friend >_> I don’t have large, conspicuous blood stains on my carpet next to the gun rack

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Wendy Yim
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I am waiting for your call..." freaks me the hell out, why did I read it with the Vampire accent lol👹

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Avery Day
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Removing bloodstains also turns you from a black man into a white one?? (if not, kudos for the matched shirt I guess)

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Harry Joy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please come over right now. I just blew my GF away with a couple of rounds of 12 gauge 00 buckshot and there is frigging blood everywhere. Just take care of the blood. I’ll cleanup the body pieces.

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#24

He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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Moo Moo Futch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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issam
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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