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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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You Might Know Someone Who Would Actually Do This 🤔

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Echo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not against the law. You just have to find a specialist. They usually cost more. This person and his wife is obviously just a General Man Trainer, and not a specialist.

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Marion Vada
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you don’t neeed to teach women how to bleed. They already know by the age of 12.

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Bobbi Newell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know how to long hair already. Does she teach advanced long hair? Mine is tricky, and I'd really like to know how to deal with it!

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Sally Appleton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"

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Patricia Ross
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This won't do. I need a specialized course. Please let me know if anyone gives 42 year old lessons. I'm pretty sure I'm not doing it right.

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Miguel Angel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what if my son wants to have woman lessons? Do I have to force him to have man lessons or that's only with my daughter?

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Silver Valentine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does one bleed, I am not currently capable of bleeding. Or groaning.

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and how, pray tell, do you teach someone long hair?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one can only be taught this when they have long hair; grow yours out & give 'em a call!

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After seeing photos of the wife, I no longer need to learn how to groan.

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#17

Where Does It Go!?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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#24

He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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#29

Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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