You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.

Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

Pibble

Pibble

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Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
2 years ago

Pibble should be #1

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#2

Mop

Mop

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Mop is a perfect name for this one!

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#3

Dot Boi

Dot Boi

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

Scientific Name: Boyo Camouflageo

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#4

Shork

Shork

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WaLe
Community Member
2 years ago

They are paws down the cutest!!!

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#5

Boof

Boof

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Nebula
Community Member
2 years ago

On a side note, black holes are created from very very small particles.

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#6

Long Boy

Long Boy

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Bill
Community Member
2 years ago

Utube"what greyhounds do in bed" funny and Clean video

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#7

Golden Boy

Golden Boy

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Nebula
Community Member
2 years ago

They’re really loyal too. All my neighbors who have dogs have golden retrievers

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#8

Horse Boi

Horse Boi

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

'sauerkraut land'

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#9

Sosig Boi

Sosig Boi

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

I've always wanted a sosig boi...

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#10

Corgo

Corgo

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

Toasted toasts 😍

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#11

Samoyed (Shoob)

Samoyed (Shoob)

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

SHOOB <3

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#12

Shibe

Shibe

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Doge

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#13

Lab Boi

Lab Boi

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Nebula
Community Member
2 years ago

When this dog has a better education than you...

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#14

The Terrierorist

The Terrierorist

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

'Casualties: Millions'

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#15

Siberian Girl

Siberian Girl

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Nebula
Community Member
2 years ago

Are the male dogs also known as Siberian Girls?

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#16

Aussieee Boi

Aussieee Boi

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

so pretty

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#17

German Boiii

German Boiii

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

New facts learned.

#18

Crorcodole

Crorcodole

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Capermom
Community Member
2 years ago

Snip-snap time... LOL...!!

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#19

Pom

Pom

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Jim Pickens
Community Member
2 years ago

Why not fluff ball? Look at the fluff!

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#20

Puggo

Puggo

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Foxyloxylou
Community Member
1 year ago

as smol as smol bean

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#21

Nijna

Nijna

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Capermom
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG! Laughing so hard...

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