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Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Kath Leen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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leeroy jenkins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh please, i dont need this to play that. just some good old fashion hands will do the trick.

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Colleen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also try hitting someone else! I nearly died laughing.

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Dave Nalesnik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I was worried that this toy discouraged interacting with others, but then I saw their helpful suggestion to “also try hitting someone else”. Approved!👍🏻

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Kiya Ward
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also.... its telling you to stop hitting yourself and then....whack your head.....

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since the kid has a typical "Hit me-face", as a parent I would go for the Pro version. It includes a real baseball bat.

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glowworm2
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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