Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

That bill is too low.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

I AM crippling depression

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Emily Laur
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2 years ago

[just several minutes of sobbing] That one got me

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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leeroy jenkins
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2 years ago

dang, that neck tho

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

Better than like a bag of dust marked "Spider-Man after Infinity War"

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Jessica Temple
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2 years ago

This Obvious Plant company is hilarious. I would love to work for them.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

Dude that would be harder than Dark Souls

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

das true tho horses are like weird big dogs that you ride

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

OK, I am morbidly curious about the Satanic death chant...

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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2 years ago

I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

that's our galaxy tho

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Han
Community Member
2 years ago

Who remembers Garbage Pail kids? Hahaha

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago

"don't like sex"' should be here

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

Greg tho greg is a mood

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

"Do not eat the raccoon." Darn, I was just about to totally do that.

Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

Fedora Ron, ron not included

daveej
Community Member
2 years ago

...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Detective Horse!

Molly Block
Community Member
2 years ago

Ron's nips, though.

Thranduil
Community Member
2 years ago

But... I wanted to eat the raccoon...

MammaG
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm crying with laughter.

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

I’d love to see these planted at stores. What happens when people try to buy them?

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

Detective Horse must be Bad Horse's arch nemesis. And if you don't know who the Thoroughbred of Sin is....

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

Knighty Knight knights.

_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
2 years ago

Warning: choking hazard. Do not eat the raccoon.

Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

That's not Greg. That's "Greg, bitches!" It's like you didn't even read the comic.

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

damn, i'm at work and hardly containing tears of laughter

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

"Greg"!! XD

Danni from Oz
Community Member
2 years ago

Shrek’s been working out

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not eat the raccoon.

james higginbotham
Community Member
1 year ago

We all personally know a Fedora Ron.

Kamryn McNamara
Community Member
1 year ago

DETECTIVE HORSE

Alicia Hawkins
Community Member
2 years ago

I legit want Detective Horse.

Justin Helmcamp
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't stop crying. Fedora Ron, Ron not included. 😂

moncorp1 Inc
Community Member
2 years ago

Where's Ima Beating ??

Emily Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Ron has moobies

Potato Burrito
Community Member
2 years ago

Seen before

Carmen McLellan
Community Member
2 years ago

These are almost as good as real knockoff toys.

Tanksear Industries
Community Member
2 years ago

Fedora Ron: Ron not included

Moezarella
Community Member
2 years ago

this ones killing me 😂😂

violetta
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, wait a minute!! They used my high school picture for "Greg" (I know, can you believe the fashions back then?) But my name is "Gerg"! Can you believe these people? I'm gonna sue!!! And actually I think Knighty Knight was the kid sitting next to me in Algebra class.....

Kristin Kvastad
Community Member
2 years ago

Greg kicks ass

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

"Greg"

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Maybe a Kitsune
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2 years ago

I need this.

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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2 years ago

The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

hi welcome to chili's

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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leeroy jenkins
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2 years ago

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Metallica reference! HELLS YEAH

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tuzdayschild
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2 years ago

"none clothes please"...I am weak.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

this feels really dirty what

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