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Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Kath Leen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Jeff Sandve
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get a good kick out of the fine print "This product is not real, Nothing is real"

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Nikki D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does he make all this professional packaging? They look totally real!

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Virgil Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"setting a Chili's on fire is every kid's dream!" lol that part killed me

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Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then a kid does it and he gets sued because there was no warning on there!

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Kevin Donegan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend that is employed to "monitor" the web for Chili's. Anytime someone types the word "Chili" her or her co-workers will see it and respond if necessary. For example, someone had a bad experience at Chili's versus grandma talking about her chili recipe. I suspect this guy will get a "cease and desist" letter from the Chili's corporation in the not too distant future.

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Avery Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chilli's is just cold so why not warm it up by burning it down

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AzureFalcon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Of 3 Toys Who Blister And Blaze And Burn, 2 Shall Die And 1 Shall Learn, If They Bow To A Fate That Is Stronger And Higher, They'll Have The Power Of Wings Of Fire"

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Amy Sturgeon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the Chili's I worked at in Cherry Hill NJ...it burnt down 8 years ago due to someone dropping a l it cigarette in the mulch surrounding the restaurant!!! LOL...I need

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Foxyloxylou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"setting a chilis on fire is every kids dream!" XD where do ur kids come from

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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