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Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Kath Leen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Do not eat the raccoon." Darn, I was just about to totally do that.

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daveej
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Detective Horse!

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d love to see these planted at stores. What happens when people try to buy them?

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Analyn Lahr
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Detective Horse must be Bad Horse's arch nemesis. And if you don't know who the Thoroughbred of Sin is....

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not Greg. That's "Greg, bitches!" It's like you didn't even read the comic.

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violetta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, wait a minute!! They used my high school picture for "Greg" (I know, can you believe the fashions back then?) But my name is "Gerg"! Can you believe these people? I'm gonna sue!!! And actually I think Knighty Knight was the kid sitting next to me in Algebra class.....

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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