Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?

Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.

Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!

#1

Nothing But Trouble

Nothing But Trouble

Bombastic_Sushi Report

cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

Own it and get out there!

View more comments
#2

Wholesome, But Still...

Wholesome, But Still...

ReapEmAll Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually cute.

View more comments
#3

Thank You, Facebook

Thank You, Facebook

Pirate_Redbeard Report

Madhu Mitha
Community Member
4 years ago

Happy birthday Gary!

View more comments
#4

Stolen Porch

Stolen Porch

TheCreatorLovesYou Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

engineer_nope.avi
Community Member
4 years ago

That's gotta be lv 100 kind of thieves

Load More Replies...
JessG
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably renovating the porch and found it a good time to make a "somebody stole my porch" joke....

Faysal Kadir
Community Member
4 years ago

I like how your profile says you have zero everything :D

Load More Replies...
Alexandra Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy posted it as a joke... didn't happen... https://www.wxyz.com/news/man-admits-that-viral-photo-of-stolen-detroit-front-porch-is-a-fake

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
4 years ago

More upvotes, please.

Load More Replies...
Aaron Kara
Community Member
4 years ago

How the actual fuck?

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
4 years ago

Fake, check out Alexandra Smith's comment.

Load More Replies...
Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Next thing you know, they're stealing bricks from your walls. This is truly shocking.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, this is shocking, I cant even imagine, how can someone stole an entire porch. But kudos to house owners as well, they are one deep sleepers!

Load More Replies...
stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean, how? without someone noticing, how??

Madhu Mitha
Community Member
4 years ago

How did they not hear their porch being stolen though?

Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago (edited)

Imagine the conversation with his cell mates: “what are you in for?” “I killed someone” “Cops discovered my multi million dollar drug empire” “Stole a police car and went joy riding while drunk” “I stole someone’s porch” “...”

BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

She got the house in the divorce, so he came and got the porch?

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I want to start up a topic - unsure how to - every woman will idetintify - and is relevant to the news but no photos

Load More Replies...
Wina Alkerchief
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm sorry. I laughed to this.. if its real, I'm sorry it happenes to you, but if it was fake, thanks for making some people laughed. :)

Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago

Hard to believe anyone could sleep through the noise that would have made, sawing, hacking, banging, hammering and carting it off in a big truck. Come on now!

Arran Walker
Community Member
4 years ago

It was a joke. Not stollen. Just in the middle of rebuilding a porch.

Load More Replies...
Being_Cori
Community Member
4 years ago

'i opened the door & fell' this got me - i know i belong in hell for laughing. there was once a time when the tires of an ambulance was stolen - such a heartless world we live in :|

David Viesta
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country, by law, near every elevator must be a sign which says: “Check if the elevator is on the floor before entering”. In this case it’s: "Check if your property has not been stolen before leaving your house.

Carolyn Osborn
Community Member
4 years ago

Perhaps a set up . . . but still funny!! 😆

Kathy
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know if this is true or not but I laughed really loud.

bob
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, looking at the window, I suspect nobody lives in this house. So probably fake.

Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
4 years ago

Because the blinds are messed up? It's Detroit.

Load More Replies...
Lydia C
Community Member
3 years ago

For a second I thought that said "Porshe"

rustic raven
Community Member
4 years ago

Well glad to see the mailman had no problem delivering your mail , well next time you go to bed don't forget to roll up thye steps at nite ;=]]

Wyndmere
Community Member
4 years ago

Brick and mortar, baby. Build with brick and mortar.

Larry XK
Community Member
4 years ago

Totally fake news

Carmen Martinez
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow that’s what I call a ocean 11 Robbery.

Beatrice Alighieri
Community Member
4 years ago

Am I going to the Bad Place for laughing so hard at this one?

cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

That is Fd up

Emma Chan
Community Member
1 year ago

how'd they take your whole entire front porch?

tinker bell
Community Member
1 year ago

how do you steal a porch

Jack Dorian myers
Community Member
3 years ago

How the fuck does someone steal your porch

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
3 years ago

oh wow

Id row
Community Member
3 years ago

Time to move out of Detroit.

Kinga Novak
Community Member
3 years ago

I wanna say photoshop but that's definitely goooone! 😂

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

"Officer I am calling in a theft. Someone stole my porch so please be looking out for a porch without a door."

Lyone Fein
Community Member
3 years ago

detroit

Julie Leclerc
Community Member
4 years ago

How comes there's mail in the mail box?

Sandra Mason
Community Member
4 years ago

it looks to me like 'shit' is all you CAN have in Detroit.

Alex Craig
Community Member
4 years ago

Who does this?

Rita Browning
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG! Unbelieveable!

Sushi Smack
Community Member
4 years ago

how do u steal a porch?

Judy Jewell
Community Member
4 years ago

How did they steal your porch without waking you or your neighbors ?

Just saying
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, look on the bright side. At least they left your house number.

Heather Resendiz
Community Member
4 years ago

How the hell are you not going to hear somebody taking off your porch? I'd kill to be able to sleep like that.

PandaMan
Community Member
4 years ago

You were so passed out that you didn't hear these people stealing your valuable stairs? LOL.

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen a couple of these, but I'm not buying it. Someone stole your porch, WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING? WTF are you taking and where do I get some?

Dennis Sierens
Community Member
4 years ago

Time to get out of that sh*t hole Detroit.

Janice Seagraves
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG, seriously? Did someone steal a porch?

Kristin Gramling
Community Member
4 years ago

I just laughed for 3 straight minutes. Thank you.

Stephanie Bukovchik
Community Member
4 years ago

😳😳😳

rachel carter
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow that's just messed up

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
4 years ago

WOW!

Brenda Brown
Community Member
4 years ago

😮

Diane Mackereth
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn!

Moe Less
Community Member
4 years ago

Firewood.

Faith Nicole
Community Member
4 years ago

How, no WHY would somebody steal a dam porch?!

Sargent Pepper
Community Member
4 years ago

that is too much. how can anyone steal a porch and no one notices?

Neil Ives
Community Member
4 years ago

Isn't the joke about stealing his Porche?

Big John
Community Member
4 years ago

Fake

Calum Sanderson
Community Member
4 years ago

holy shit this is exactly the same as the plot for the Charlie's Angels video game, the baddie stole like the Statue of Liberty and massive stuff, this is clearly how it begins (also, it's a terrible game, I love it)

mother
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm curious about the rectangle with yellow bricks...

小李子
Community Member
4 years ago

How pity !

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
4 years ago

How did you not hear this happening?

jo_shortland
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow

Ellen Lenbergs
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

LN
Community Member
4 years ago

Why is there a bricked up window opening under the porch?

Load More Replies...
Max L.
Community Member
4 years ago

At least they left you the building address number, so you can still get amazon primes and get stolen again !

Samantha Comerford
Community Member
4 years ago

The state of that property, and he worries about his porch. 😂 what about the bathroom tiles in your kin front wall.

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
4 years ago

The thieves are on a mission to build a stairway to heaven.

PandaLover
Community Member
4 years ago

How is that even possible?!?!!??!?!

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like you made an enemy. Deliberate attack... and well played. Your move.

Lynn Noyes
Community Member
4 years ago

Nobody heard anything?

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
4 years ago

They could have at least put up Caution tapes! 😕

Omnivorous
Community Member
4 years ago

This what you call "up town"?

Irina Peregudova
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

Lulik
Community Member
4 years ago

...HOW? WHY ? ? ?

Susann Campbell
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe your porch was sh*t in Detroit so the City took it down. Read your junk mail.

BobbyK
Community Member
4 years ago

Why? WTF!!!

Midna Geno
Community Member
4 years ago

How did you not hear that?

MnM2520
Community Member
4 years ago

HOW?!?!?

nazan fidan
Community Member
4 years ago

:D:D:D

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

someone explain the bottom right

Paul Dixon
Community Member
4 years ago

At least they left the house number.

Robert O
Community Member
4 years ago

Renovations and a joke with the post

David Wong
Community Member
4 years ago

Biodegradable porch left unattended.

Ricky Mckinnon
Community Member
4 years ago

Bullshit!

Joe Clark
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

The message seems fake.

Joe Clark
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't worry, there are lots of gullible people on Bored Panda who will believe this. They will be the people who downvote my comment.

Load More Replies...
glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Now it looks like they live in a cartoon.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#5

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

JaMollyAdams Report

stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago

trying to get on twitter

View More Replies...
View more comments
#6

Star Wars Disappointment

Star Wars Disappointment

KevlarYarmulke Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

this is indeed a dark place

View More Replies...
View more comments
#7

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

flashtone Report

Gareth Graham
Community Member
4 years ago

Cool, an in car chandelier

View More Replies...
View more comments
#8

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

RHPhotoarts Report

ravina nimje
Community Member
4 years ago

she is looking cuter without wig

View More Replies...
View more comments
#9

Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain

Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain

TomDobbs4Pres Report

stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago

amazing windows though!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#10

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

stinajornvik Report

Mehmet Akbulut
Community Member
4 years ago

They made a hair dye that makes you look like Justin Bieber.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#11

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

Report

The Psycho path
Community Member
4 years ago

thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it

View More Replies...
View more comments
#12

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Becky Hoefs Report

Johnny Frostbite
Community Member
4 years ago

Kittens, a.k.a. adorable poop-factories

View More Replies...
View more comments
#13

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

kabones , kabones Report

anarkzie
Community Member
4 years ago

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

View More Replies...
View more comments
#14

Is There Anything Worse Than This?

Is There Anything Worse Than This?

YasBeyonce Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Sharing is caring.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#15

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

I_Shot_Marvin Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#16

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

OwnLeeYu Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Or any other day, for that matter.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#17

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

BerserkJellyfish Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#18

Good Luck Using That Excuse

Good Luck Using That Excuse

kljones_science Report

Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago

PhD: Pretty hungry Dog

View More Replies...
View more comments
#19

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

captainhowdy27 Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that's some weird chicken

View More Replies...
View more comments
#20

You Know Life Hates You, When...

You Know Life Hates You, When...

Marty Odom Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

I can't make head or ass of this photo.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#21

Guess I'll Die

Guess I'll Die

TarOfficial Report

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
4 years ago

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#22

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

Report

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
4 years ago

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#23

I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen

I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen

makezaphodgreatagain Report

Tor Rolf Strøm
Community Member
4 years ago

Lick your mouth and you got dinner.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#24

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

ganeofprunes Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape shit is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#25

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

imgur.com Report

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
4 years ago

nice eye. the open one.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#26

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

shelblikadoo Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#27

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

bazzil350 Report

cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

and that is why your parents always said: PICK UP YOUR FEET

View More Replies...
View more comments
#28

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

_lilbrownboy_ Report

Piku
Community Member
4 years ago

Annnnnnddd that's a 20 rupee note.. :D

View More Replies...
View more comments
#29

Well...

Well...

uglyorgan8038 Report

Nitro
Community Member
4 years ago

HOW?!?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#30

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

Inimici Report

Andres Tejeda
Community Member
4 years ago

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

View More Replies...
View more comments
See Also on Bored Panda
#31

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

Rgnxsupreme , Rgnxsupreme Report

Hikikomori
Community Member
4 years ago

And only footsteps returned.

View more comments
#32

Just One Mistype

Just One Mistype

Arpikarhu Report

PickleRick
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

View More Replies...
View more comments
#33

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

reddit.com Report

Samantha Bing
Community Member
4 years ago

That face is a guy that's thankful to be alive

View More Replies...
View more comments
#34

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

MagicBlack333 Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Shouldn't there be some tests before the job?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#35

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

Palifaith Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
4 years ago

That loss of pizza makes me feel sad

View more comments
#36

Crayons

Crayons

metro.co.uk , walesonline.co.uk Report

Roger Haywood
Community Member
4 years ago

He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#37

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

P1ka_chu Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not how you're supposed to play Quidditch

View More Replies...
View more comments
#38

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

MrFlow Report

Huzaifa Khalid
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh the misery, the pain and suffering... I've seen it all..

View More Replies...
View more comments
#39

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

basshead541 Report

Daniel Morgan
Community Member
4 years ago

Have you tried putting it in rice?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#40

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

marleybennett Report

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Did you get paid? Then it's not a mistake, it's just a job.

View More Replies...
View more comments
See Also on Bored Panda