Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?
Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.
Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!
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Nothing But Trouble
Wholesome, But Still...
Thank You, Facebook
Stolen Porch
I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?
A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?
it is a Norwegian Blue and it isnt quite dead yet - it is merely resting
Load More Replies...So let me see: A “bird” entered your house without permission and spread “sh**”. Looks to me like an ordinary Trump’s tweet.
I would say its good luck to be s**t on by a bird, but lets be honest...this is a whole other situation
Yes, everytime it happened, i bought lottery and i won a bit a few times
Load More Replies...Wow. They say just getting a bird in the house is a bad omen. That's got to be times ten at least.
When I heard about birds flying into Windows, I didn't think they meant the operating system.
It's common knowledge that when a bird s---ts on you it means good luck. You had good luck because the bird s--t on your computer and not you then faced his demise.
At least I haven't tweeted my final tweet, like the little bird obviously did!
Oh wow...I feel bad for laughing. Hope it was a natural death and it wasn’t done in by bird flu or something.
I agree with you, Imagine the poor bird conking out after mucking while you tried to have a good moment. And after calling 911, and funerary services! what a day!
Hopefully, that person made sure to bury that bird; no flowers on the sand because it shocked said person and sh4t on that person’s laptop, though.
What do you do when stuck with a wild bird?? Seriously though if dead - do you bury it? or do you throw it in the bin if you have no outside space?Not happened to to me but I found myself clutching a pigeon which couldnt fly, on top of a ladder at 1am trying to get a box to put it in --then what?? You always put birds in cardboard boxes - but what do you do with them next?
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman argues that you s**t after you die
Star Wars Disappointment
This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment
Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain
My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye
At Least It's Funny For The Dad
thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it
Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home
We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain
Is There Anything Worse Than This?
New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face
If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.
That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days
Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News
It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!
Good Luck Using That Excuse
Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No
You Know Life Hates You, When...
Guess I'll Die
Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.
Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess
Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.
I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen
Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle
It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.
I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet
He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!
Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All
A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys
Well...
A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure
Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.
There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake
Just One Mistype
This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha
My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway
The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy
He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization
Crayons
He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?
There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down
Ouch, That Must've Hurt
This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding
This Modelling Job Was A Mistake
Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
Load More Replies...That floods outside the windows though, scary!! Lucky they have installed the good Andersen casement windows. I would be so maaad if that jackpot was tripping on me.
Thank goodness I was not the only one who thought of the Andersons :D
Load More Replies...Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
Load More Replies...That floods outside the windows though, scary!! Lucky they have installed the good Andersen casement windows. I would be so maaad if that jackpot was tripping on me.
Thank goodness I was not the only one who thought of the Andersons :D
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