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So Christmas is over, New Year's is over, and you're starting to regret your resolutions already. The weather is still awful and will likely remain so for at least another couple of months, and the work on your desk has piled up over the Christmas period together with the inches around your waist. January and February are definitely fertile months for the occasional 'epic fail day!'

Fear not, though. Nothing that these dark months can throw at you is a patch on what unfortunate events these folks had to endure. Because sometimes knowing that your worst day ever could be even worse, makes it a little better, doesn't it? To help you put things into perspective, we here at Bored Panda have collected another funny photo list of people who are having hilariously bad luck, following on from previous series here and here. Scroll down below to check them out their funny accidents for yourself, and enjoy a satisfying spot of schadenfreude on us!

#1

I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys

I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Expecting a car that is so broken that it does not pass inspection and that not beingh driven for a year to actually run is quite bold...

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#2

What Do You Do In This Situation

What Do You Do In This Situation

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry, but this sounds unvoluntarily funny. Probably as bad a choice for a breakup as you can make...asides from a family celebration, probably.

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#3

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.

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#6

Someone's Having A Bad Day

Someone's Having A Bad Day

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Dara
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't even know if it's guy's but damn funny it is.

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#9

At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt

At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If now that painting would even make sense, it would be scary...

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#10

I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday

I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday

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#11

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

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Molly Block
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two days after my husband and I moved into our new home, he was at work, and I woke up and had to use the bathroom. Right smack on top of the toilet paper roll was a big brownish scorpion! It looked like a rubber toy. I thought my husband was playing a prank on me. And then it moved! And I screamed! I had the bravery to knock it onto a dust pan and fling it out the backdoor. Close call! *I live in north FL, btw.

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Fabienne Payet
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the cover is see through..... now imagine if it wasn’t and you pulled the paper.....

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Ellis
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d s**t myself so much, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the world to wipte it

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VERONIKA K
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What freaks me the f**k out almost as much as this absolutely aesthetically displeasing image is that in America, these toilet paper dispensers are typically *not* see through Can't F*****G imagine this losing-my-bowels monstrosity falling out.

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OI Loi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be the only one who loves spiders and finds this cool

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Phi
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, I also like them. And I think if you incline tha toilet paper up and touching the border of the container you could make it some hamster wheel and pull some paper at the same time :)

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Tbritt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank God you had a clear dispenser and saw that in time 🕷🕷🕷

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Matt Richardson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously that is one piece of equipment we are going to let nature reclaim.

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Carmen Elena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know why mom always told us: "When you go out don´t forget to take some toilet paper with you". Wise woman.

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Lianna Valdez
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thing is how many people actually look and not just grab then look for paper?

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Jenny Barner
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you might as well do idk rest of lyrics Follow your Arrow

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Oliver Prime
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k. That. Nope. All over the nope machine with that one. You wouldn't have seen my f**king heels for dust. You'd possibly have heard me still crying as I booked it in to the distance.....

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John Kamau
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you believe in the "moment of inertia" honey? Time to put it to the test... Pull and try leaving me where you found me. Now PULL!!!

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Amy Force
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess who's DRIP-Drying?? lol hope you didn't take a POOP!

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spaghet 99999999
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A more healthy alternative in that problem would be to poop youre self

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Brenda Pereira
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, nope, nope! Even if I was mid stream or the other, I would have jumped up and got the hell out of there!

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Kiss Army
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would make me p**s myself, so I guess at least I'd be in the right place!

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Nikki Ty-Tomkins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took me a moment to recognize this fancy toilet paper dispenser. Then I cracked up. The comment is as good as the picture. 👍

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Teleri Nyfain
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF?????? I'm so out of THERE !!!! Burn the place down NOW!!!!

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Ed Souza
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kick the dispenser, wait for the damn thing to drop and kill it. problem solved.

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the spider-version of the hamster wheel... Maybe spidey´s sad because nobody makes it spin?

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Michelle G
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This situation would make me glad that I always carry Kleenex travel packs in my purse.

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JoSta Urban
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might just s**t myself if I seen that... Would be a very crappy situation as I'd be I dire need of TP...

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Great Panda Mamu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Do your best with what you've got. 2. Go home to do laundry. 3. Pack everything that's not 8-legged. 4. Move away from the Land of Big Spiders.

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Isabel Care
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the holder is see through. I've only encountered metal ones.

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Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A big fat hell no on that. I'd probably burn down the rest room for good measure.

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Marika Stanway
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as I see this situation, you’re out of toilet paper, mate!

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Wiggity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 3 clam shells are portable and nesting for this very reason.

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Curious Cat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy from Ohio that got bit in a toilet.. was parallyzed for 2 months..

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Pollypocket81
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Id rather take my chances of crab walking it to the next stall than stick my hand in that toilet roll holder of hell!!

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Thomas Es Thomas
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Donkey Spider. Native to the Caribbean and northern South America. Very toxic but only bites if provoked.

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Smoky Doggg
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jigsaw comes up on a screen and says: "I want to play a game..."

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Slune
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a old lady she.......with the spider! Now it wriggled and juggled and tickled inside her

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Mama Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*lights the bottom portion hanging out with a lighter and watches IT burn!!!!!!*

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#12

These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party

These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party

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#14

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using a wig on a waterslide is not a bad day but a bad idea. A very bad one.

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#15

Rough Day On The Course

Rough Day On The Course

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Gabriela
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST

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#16

My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"

My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"

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#17

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, this is an engineering fail on top. There should be a safety mechanism when there is an obstruction...

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#18

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML

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#19

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

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#20

So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now

So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now

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#21

My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints

My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints

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#22

We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam

We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam

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#23

This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker

This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker

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#24

My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year

My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year

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Merle S
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

had to check if I'm somewhere in the background - had the same view last year

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#25

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

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#26

I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday

I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is the reason some countries don't allow publishing photos and full names of convicts. There is always a risk of mistaken identity.

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#27

I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...

I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...

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#29

If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way

If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way

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#30

This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder

This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder

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#31

How Can You Mess Up This Much?

How Can You Mess Up This Much?

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...this is so wrong on so many levels. "Impregnated"? Like it was a passive act for women. "Told to [...] abort it"? How would you have the right or entitlement to? And how dare you laugh at human being being born into a world of a father who obviously does not give a s**t what he does with his semen? Sorry, but this is not funny but infuriating. Such a lacak of responsibility...although I see the irony. Hope he at least has to pay big time!

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#32

Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe

Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two large dog beds there, so where did the two large dogs run like hell to? I could just imagine their terror when that window broke!

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#34

Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever

Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever

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#35

The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will

The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will

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#36

Giraffes Are Adorable

Giraffes Are Adorable

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Giraffes: now in gore mode. This may become an B-horror movie. "Gore Giraffes." And now "Gore Giraffees 2: the high-neck watch"

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#37

I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today

I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today

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#38

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number one lesson: if you got an important presentation to do, do NOT change anything at least from 24 hours in advance. Always check the equipment first, always bring an adapter, ALWYS bring a copy of the slide set on a memory stick. Sounds paranoid, but it truly is not.

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#41

When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out

When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think anyone would consider wearing a McDonald's jumper would make you look good!

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#42

Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky

Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky

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#43

Not Today

Not Today

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#44

An Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye

An Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye

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Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. As someone who gets allergic reactions to a lot of different things I know just how extremely painful that must be. With hairdyes do a test every time even if it was fine before.

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#45

Group Projects Always Suck

Group Projects Always Suck

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#46

This Is What Happens When You Go On A Bike Ride When It’s 100 Degrees Outside Without The Proper Sunscreen

This Is What Happens When You Go On A Bike Ride When It’s 100 Degrees Outside Without The Proper Sunscreen

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nanashi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as someone who uses the celcius, it took me a moment to figure out why this person is not dead yet

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#48

Target Sent Me My Order With A Security Alarm On It. And It’s Blinking

Target Sent Me My Order With A Security Alarm On It. And It’s Blinking

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#49

Tenants Called Today To Tell Me The Toilet Wouldn’t Flush, Plumber Turned Up To This

Tenants Called Today To Tell Me The Toilet Wouldn’t Flush, Plumber Turned Up To This

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#50

That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries

That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries

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