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The internet is an almost limitless pool of mind-expanding and knowledge-enhancing information. There is literally nothing you cannot learn with a swift search on Google and a little bit of patience. But you only need to log into Facebook to realize that few people seem to be tapping into that vast wealth of free education. But that's ok, because if there are fewer smarty pants like us, then we wouldn't be able to give you this hilarious list of Facebook fails. Compiled by Bored Panda, it's sure to make you laugh. Or, depending on how you look at it, these Facebook status updates might just make you cry... From inacurate scientific knowledge to citing Bible out of the context - these funny posts aren't only filled with rants of seemingly stupid people, but also the best comebacks delivered to them.

Have you ever encountered a funny Facebook post of this kind? Or maybe you yourself had some genius idea to share? Then swallow your pride and send us your screw-ups! If you don't, we'll find them anyway. This is the internet, after all.

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Jesus

Jesus

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Luyen Dao
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beth is right, Jesus does work in mysterious ways! Like punching a janitor lol.

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S.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that “again”. Leaves me confused. What did she mean by again? Was it his second punch? Does her son have a habit of punching janitors? And, was it the same janitor? We need answers !

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Bruce Nelson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

¡Siento mucho! My older son was once suspended from high school for petting a cow....but he has since learned the error of his ways, and eschewed such dangerous sociopathic tendencies....

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Eniola
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is supposed to be pronounced (HEY-SOOS). Though, I still do wonder why people name their child that.

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Amy Pang
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loved it. I used to know a guy named Jesus.. That's when I learned it's pronounced "Ha-Zeus". :p

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Indudhar Gavasi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AWESOME Happy Mother's day status,quotes,for WhatsApp in English 2017. UGADI Whatsapp Status Wishes Quotes Greetings 2017. Heart Touching Status Lines Quotes. Romantic Whatsapp Status For Girlfriend and Boyfriends. Clever Status for Whatsapp, Short Clever Quotes. Attitude Whatsapp Status Updates. Wonderful Happy Birthday Whatsapp Status Wishes

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never knew it isnt illegal naming your child jesus

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Kalikima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would it be illegal to name your kid Jesus? If you can call your kids Apple [Gwen Paltrow kid], Kal-El [Supermans Alien name/Nic Cages kid], and there's so many more, if you're interested, look it up. Point being, you can name your kid C**p Bag, and only have issues at school, because of c**p seen as a curse word. Besides, the name Jesus is not the real name of the man called "Jesus" nor would he have looked like the pictures depicting "Jesus" since the chances of a man born in the Middle East looking Western European, with the coloring and hair he's shown to have. Try reading a book about the time period if you want to learn more about the past, and maybe even learn about a subject before sharing more useless facts.

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Rose Hogue
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7 years ago

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Pray for these poor souls for their trials and troublesome children. I doubt Jesus causes their problem.

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Fani Sanpal
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7 years ago

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my Aunty Kennedy got gold Audi TT Convertible just by part-time work from a laptop... i was reading this ►­►­► ­­­­www.social36.com

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#8

I'm Not A Taxi Service

I'm Not A Taxi Service

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#10

The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High

The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High

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#14

Luke And His Relationship Status

Luke And His Relationship Status

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A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post

A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post

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Jen Brant
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do these people cope day to day? I'm surprised they haven't forgotten how to breathe. Smh.

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#17

I Said Before Google Maps

I Said Before Google Maps

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were probably the same people who knew the difference between "know" and "no"

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#19

Oh Canadians...

Oh Canadians...

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#20

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't understand what they wanted to say with that husband comparison....

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#22

Nope

Nope

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

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#24

Always Check Your Spelling

Always Check Your Spelling

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#26

This Animal Lover

This Animal Lover

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#27

Thank You For You Sacrifice

Thank You For You Sacrifice

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#28

Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me

Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me

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#29

Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area

Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area

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Oops

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#36

Are You Ok?

Are You Ok?

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*blank stares* ... on a serious note ... as a society I feel like we are trying to do way too much with the Dorito

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#37

Ultimate Fail

Ultimate Fail

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#38

Are You Serious?

Are You Serious?

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#44

At Least He Is With Princess Diana

At Least He Is With Princess Diana

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Jen Brant
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kind of thing makes me want to smack the screen so hard that they feel it at the other end. Sigh.

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#46

The Night Of All Nights

The Night Of All Nights

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this kid was becoming increasingly more intoxicated as he typed this...

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#48

I Hate Facebook

I Hate Facebook

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#49

Visiting Grandma

Visiting Grandma

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#51

Burn

Burn

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Philip Atkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As single can be a noun, adjective and verb it's an easy mistake to make. Being a douchebag is much worse than being incorrect.

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#52

Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?

Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?

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#53

Justin Bieber's Fan

Justin Bieber's Fan

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#55

Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future

Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future

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#56

I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...

I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even read this, I'm too distracted by the big black c*ck staring into my soul

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#58

Omg Just Met Johnny Derp

Omg Just Met Johnny Derp

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#59

Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod

Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod

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Pemberton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, is it just a cultural difference to celebrate first period openly? Or should I be horrified by the image of a girl with a knife?

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#60

All Eyes On The Helmet Please

All Eyes On The Helmet Please

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#61

Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...

Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...

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