The internet is an almost limitless pool of mind-expanding and knowledge-enhancing information. There is literally nothing you cannot learn with a swift search on Google and a little bit of patience. But you only need to log into Facebook to realize that few people seem to be tapping into that vast wealth of free education. But that's ok, because if there are fewer smarty pants like us, then we wouldn't be able to give you this hilarious list of Facebook fails. Compiled by Bored Panda, it's sure to make you laugh. Or, depending on how you look at it, these Facebook status updates might just make you cry... From inacurate scientific knowledge to citing Bible out of the context - these funny posts aren't only filled with rants of seemingly stupid people, but also the best comebacks delivered to them.

Have you ever encountered a funny Facebook post of this kind? Or maybe you yourself had some genius idea to share? Then swallow your pride and send us your screw-ups! If you don't, we'll find them anyway. This is the internet, after all.

#1

Jesus

Jesus

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Joseph Pensak
Community Member
5 years ago

This one is fabulous!

Brontosonto
Community Member
5 years ago

Yes, it is!

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Luyen Dao
Community Member
5 years ago

Beth is right, Jesus does work in mysterious ways! Like punching a janitor lol.

Ashley Hardy
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh man! That one made me laugh way too hard!

S.
Community Member
3 years ago

I love that “again”. Leaves me confused. What did she mean by again? Was it his second punch? Does her son have a habit of punching janitors? And, was it the same janitor? We need answers !

Princess Procrastination
Community Member
1 year ago

I WANT ANSWERS

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jetmastergames
Community Member
5 years ago

seriously?? they named their kid Jesus? isn't that blasphemy?

Eniola
Community Member
5 years ago

It is supposed to be pronounced (HEY-SOOS). Though, I still do wonder why people name their child that.

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Missy J.
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL! This!

Bruce Nelson
Community Member
5 years ago

¡Siento mucho! My older son was once suspended from high school for petting a cow....but he has since learned the error of his ways, and eschewed such dangerous sociopathic tendencies....

Donna Libbey
Community Member
5 years ago

Pronunciation is key here...

Jigsaw's Puzzle
Community Member
8 months ago

"Again"

Vladimir Pishchalnikov
Community Member
3 years ago

Well then...

Vladimir Pishchalnikov
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh...

Michael Memmelaar
Community Member
5 years ago

And that creep can roll, too...

Baran Forootan
Community Member
5 years ago

Nice name

Amy Pang
Community Member
5 years ago

Loved it. I used to know a guy named Jesus.. That's when I learned it's pronounced "Ha-Zeus". :p

Steve Bowman
Community Member
4 years ago

I learned that from "Die Hard With A Vengeance".

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Curious Cat
Community Member
5 years ago

bravo

Noneofyourbusiness
Community Member
5 years ago

ha

JustRoz
Community Member
5 years ago

time to change that boys name

Anne McShane
Community Member
5 years ago

Again

TankTops 143
Community Member
1 year ago

The Janitor probably deserved it

Indudhar Gavasi
Community Member
4 years ago

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Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

I have a feeling Beth be a white lady.....;)

samantha iza
Community Member
5 years ago

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never knew it isnt illegal naming your child jesus

Kalikima
Community Member
5 years ago

Why would it be illegal to name your kid Jesus? If you can call your kids Apple [Gwen Paltrow kid], Kal-El [Supermans Alien name/Nic Cages kid], and there's so many more, if you're interested, look it up. Point being, you can name your kid Crap Bag, and only have issues at school, because of crap seen as a curse word. Besides, the name Jesus is not the real name of the man called "Jesus" nor would he have looked like the pictures depicting "Jesus" since the chances of a man born in the Middle East looking Western European, with the coloring and hair he's shown to have. Try reading a book about the time period if you want to learn more about the past, and maybe even learn about a subject before sharing more useless facts.

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Rose Hogue
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5 years ago

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Pray for these poor souls for their trials and troublesome children. I doubt Jesus causes their problem.

samantha iza
Community Member
5 years ago

lol wtf you dont understand

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5 years ago

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my Aunty Kennedy got gold Audi TT Convertible just by part-time work from a laptop... i was reading this ►­►­► ­­­­www.social36.com

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#2

Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Aaaaand her true colors are shown...typical.

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#3

From A To Z

From A To Z

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Ha! GOT EM!

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#4

A Sun Is A Sun

A Sun Is A Sun

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KT Trondsen
Community Member
5 years ago

Tomato is also a fruit.... Lol

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#5

Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

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Bo Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahaha! Which is not my password.

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#6

She Doesn't

She Doesn't

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Daria B
Community Member
5 years ago

Ehehe... Totally!

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#7

Busted

Busted

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone just got dragged out of the closet.

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#8

I'm Not A Taxi Service

I'm Not A Taxi Service

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Wonder what else this person would do for money -_-

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#9

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Call the Darwin awards.

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#10

The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High

The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Sad. You feel sad about this.

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#11

Another Facebook Fail

Another Facebook Fail

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Lily Quinn
Community Member
5 years ago

.....

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#12

It's Spelled Australia*

It's Spelled Australia*

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Daria B
Community Member
5 years ago

This is for a facepalm...

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#13

The Future Is Awesome

The Future Is Awesome

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Again; I feel so old.

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#14

Luke And His Relationship Status

Luke And His Relationship Status

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lalanderos
Community Member
5 years ago

Strang enough that he was in a relationship

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#15

A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post

A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

How do these people cope day to day? I'm surprised they haven't forgotten how to breathe. Smh.

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#16

A Hard Decision

A Hard Decision

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

This actually made me laugh out loud.

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#17

I Said Before Google Maps

I Said Before Google Maps

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

They were probably the same people who knew the difference between "know" and "no"

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#18

Embarrassing Facebook Status

Embarrassing Facebook Status

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

"......."

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#19

Oh Canadians...

Oh Canadians...

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Grace Barclay
Community Member
5 years ago

God help us all if the kids are not learning anything historical...

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#20

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Daria B
Community Member
5 years ago

I honestly don't understand what they wanted to say with that husband comparison....

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#21

Feeling Annoyed

Feeling Annoyed

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.gas.
Community Member
5 years ago

#served

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#22

Nope

Nope

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

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#23

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

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Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

HELL NOPE.

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#24

Always Check Your Spelling

Always Check Your Spelling

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Joseph Pensak
Community Member
5 years ago

Guess they were getting ponies...yay for them!

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#25

Kids Born In The 00's

Kids Born In The 00's

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Quick...sterilize them so they can't breed!

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#26

This Animal Lover

This Animal Lover

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Amber Ridgdill
Community Member
5 years ago

This is a tumblr thing lol Purposefully saying the wrong animals/species.

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#27

Thank You For You Sacrifice

Thank You For You Sacrifice

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dkekesi
Community Member
5 years ago

Upvote if you think the redaction of OP's name looks like a tank.

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#28

Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me

Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

"Don't believe every quote you ever read" - Abe Lincoln

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#29

Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area

Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone better get this kid some ice for that burn!

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#30

Another Facebook Fail

Another Facebook Fail

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

What did he ever do to you?

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#31

Awkward

Awkward

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Adrian Barrios
Community Member
5 years ago

turn down for what

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#32

Crazy Nature

Crazy Nature

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Dear God....

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#33

Oops

Oops

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David Gallagher
Community Member
5 years ago

I almost googled that to see if it's a "legit" site in existence. :P

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#34

You're Right, There Isn't A Sun In Your Room

You're Right, There Isn't A Sun In Your Room

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Donna Niedzialkowski-Imbrogno
Community Member
5 years ago

This is the funniest.

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#35

Busted!

Busted!

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

So much stupid.

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#36

Are You Ok?

Are You Ok?

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

*blank stares* ... on a serious note ... as a society I feel like we are trying to do way too much with the Dorito

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#37

Ultimate Fail

Ultimate Fail

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Eva
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my gosh! A parrot? Why not a seagull?

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#38

Are You Serious?

Are You Serious?

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

This is the same person that puts sparklers in their ass, and records it.

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#39

Facebook Knows Everything

Facebook Knows Everything

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

"... also you're adopted"

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#40

Man Is His Own Worst Enemy

Man Is His Own Worst Enemy

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Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

HASN'T HE HEARD OF... ANYTHING??!?

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#41

Fact Of The Day

Fact Of The Day

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

lol "To be continued...."

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#42

Oops

Oops

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

#FoodBaby

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#43

Goodbye

Goodbye

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Suicide is NOT funny, but his response was...

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#44

At Least He Is With Princess Diana

At Least He Is With Princess Diana

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

This kind of thing makes me want to smack the screen so hard that they feel it at the other end. Sigh.

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#45

Found Dog

Found Dog

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Reminds me of this... oppossum-5...a7ae00.jpg oppossum-5728cd6a7ae00.jpg

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#46

The Night Of All Nights

The Night Of All Nights

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

I feel like this kid was becoming increasingly more intoxicated as he typed this...

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#47

Lion For Dinner ?

Lion For Dinner ?

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
5 years ago

It tastes like pork.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#48

I Hate Facebook

I Hate Facebook

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Cool. Deactivate your accounts and leave.

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#49

Visiting Grandma

Visiting Grandma

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Philip Atkins
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch, that must have been embarrassing

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#50

Oreo Spelled Backwards

Oreo Spelled Backwards

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Sara Shrader
Community Member
5 years ago

"Moron" backwards spells "French fry"

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#51

Burn

Burn

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Philip Atkins
Community Member
5 years ago

As single can be a noun, adjective and verb it's an easy mistake to make. Being a douchebag is much worse than being incorrect.

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#52

Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?

Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?

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Spindog Spindog
Community Member
5 years ago

"Did He Just Agreed"

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#53

Justin Bieber's Fan

Justin Bieber's Fan

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Onennon
Community Member
5 years ago

no, no. I'll kill her for free.

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#54

That's Not Even A Question

That's Not Even A Question

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Jen Brant
Community Member
5 years ago

Ewww. Just, ewww.

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#55

Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future

Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future

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Panda Bear
Community Member
5 years ago

MIW

#56

I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...

I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

I can't even read this, I'm too distracted by the big black c*ck staring into my soul

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#57

Overly "Pregnant"

Overly "Pregnant"

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Lily Quinn
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol get some respect m8 lmao

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#58

Omg Just Met Johnny Derp

Omg Just Met Johnny Derp

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Heather Sefcik
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone got fed a hotdog alright...

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#59

Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod

Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod

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Pemberton
Community Member
5 years ago

Well, is it just a cultural difference to celebrate first period openly? Or should I be horrified by the image of a girl with a knife?

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#60

All Eyes On The Helmet Please

All Eyes On The Helmet Please

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Carol Taylor
Community Member
5 years ago

that is serious cameltoe...chuckles...

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#61

Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...

Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...

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That Fat Mouse
Community Member
3 years ago

What?

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