The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Mrs. Johanson FTW!

GlitterGlitch
Community Member
5 years ago

am I the only one that noticed that the original post said Mrs Johnson and some lady last named Johanson answered, I mean I know the spelling is very close but when said out loud it would be hard to confuse one with the other

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Spinaap
Community Member
5 years ago

this is no burn, this is a wildfire

Lorraine
Community Member
5 years ago

Love it when people try to insult and make themselves look like fools instead.

Cameron Johnson
Community Member
5 years ago

U R A BITHC!

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago

Larry's replies are extremely difficult to read. English please

| TheArtAddict |
Community Member
5 years ago

HOLY CRAP! Now Mrs. Johanson is my favourite teacher too, and I don't even now who this lady is!

Multi Chara
Community Member
5 years ago

- Mrs. Johanson, schooled him, then dropped the chalk (mic) on him.

GlitterGlitch
Community Member
5 years ago

am I the only one that noticed that the original post said Mrs Johnson and some lady last named Johanson answered, I mean I know the spelling is very close but when said out loud it would be hard to confuse one with the other

Emma
Community Member
5 years ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once!

Gleb
Community Member
5 years ago

Lmao PWNED ! Suck it Larry

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
5 years ago

Loved it :D

Benedict Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh well. That's why you should study english more often, LARRY

Doug Stringham
Community Member
5 years ago

I totally laughed out loud at this.

Cesi Baca
Community Member
5 years ago

Dammmmmn!!

Monica Cunningham
Community Member
5 years ago

NO SURVIVORS

Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch...ouch ouch ouch. But deserved obviously.

Winter
Community Member
5 years ago

....i wish i'd had teechers like that... ;)

Nerissa
Community Member
5 years ago

I would love to have mrs j now

Ushi Wawa
Community Member
1 year ago

epic 😂

Well Hello There
Community Member
3 years ago

I agree with Thomas and Monique.

Ian Langille
Community Member
5 years ago

Damn, Johanson is going the fuck in on that skid!

Lindsey Bivens
Community Member
5 years ago

Mrs. Johnson rules!

Keanu Watson
Community Member
5 years ago

Mrs. J FTW!!! xD

Regina Hernandez
Community Member
5 years ago

Savage!!!

Teresa Brush
Community Member
5 years ago

Fantastic

Juanita Wilder
Community Member
5 years ago

Epic Mrs J!!!, No wonder she was the favorite :) 💝 💝 💝

Nisha DeAnda
Community Member
5 years ago

😂😂

Kirsten Lee
Community Member
5 years ago

i want this teacher!!!

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
5 years ago

All that money wasted on education for what? Go Mrs. J!

.gas.
Community Member
5 years ago

owned!

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago

Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

How many people looked at their keyboards?

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago

Another of Mrs. Johanson's summer school students.

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago

Damn bruh, that was savage!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Bad use of citations is best countered by use of citations. Brilliant!

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
5 years ago

Found a meaning for his/her life

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Winter
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5 years ago

Ouch! *giggle*

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

at least that guys take it well.

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
5 years ago

I rest my case

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago

lolol geezus!

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AcousticGString
Community Member
5 years ago

That's gotta be frustrating for straight ladies :/

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Master Markus
Community Member
5 years ago

Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.

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Liz Miller
Community Member
5 years ago

I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients

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Vanessa
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5 years ago

This is so mean... and so funny at the same time! Brillant.

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago

LMFAO!!!!

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Frankie Engelbert
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5 years ago

Definitely an awesome response.

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AcousticGString
Community Member
5 years ago

Shit, let me go get you some ice for that burn!

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago

i want that address. a pizza delivery in 20 sec that's good!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Har har har

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

i must be really tired or this is really funny but i almost crap my pants reading this one

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Silent Skeleton
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5 years ago

lmao self burn

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?

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Mirriam Banda
Community Member
5 years ago

i can make simple children books sound dirty

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BMP7777
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5 years ago

Oh man that was ugly

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago

take that Claire!

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Justin time
Community Member
5 years ago

If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

f*cking funny! That's the kind of friends guys have

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Mahmoud Ragab
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5 years ago

Agree

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macah
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5 years ago

That's not really a burn, just stating a fact, no?

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Anna Brandigi
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5 years ago

How many of these people actually went to school?

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Hans
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5 years ago

Very good!

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Justin time
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5 years ago

Sarcasm level: Dad!

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
5 years ago

Yay Clive!

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
5 years ago

Sure thing

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

top 8? Is he talking about Myspace?

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Theodora Kane
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5 years ago

Love it. And agree.

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Jamal W
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5 years ago

HA! GOT EM!

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

Are there reeeeally idiot guys that say shit like this????

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Cameron Johnson
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5 years ago

flames? o.o

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Hans
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5 years ago

A very valid proposition.

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahahahaha gang banged by crayola

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Kookfilosoofia
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5 years ago

this one made me laugh

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago

when facebook users try to be poets

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CluelessLlama13
Community Member
5 years ago

This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

LMAO SICK!

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
5 years ago

exactly.....

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Laura Lunn Jackson
Community Member
5 years ago

It sure is a fun disease/addiction

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Cameron Johnson
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5 years ago

Oh Joel...

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Catalina Ioan
Community Member
5 years ago

In all fairness, she missed an apostrophe too (male's)

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Hans
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5 years ago

Yep, definitely for Molly.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Too much blurred here...if I remember this correctly, Nicole is of African American origin, which gives a whole different aftertaste...

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Silent Skeleton
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5 years ago

I wanna be friends with Caitlin

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J.E.C.
Community Member
5 years ago

These are so much more entertaining than reading what my friends post.. lol

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Lexi Nicodemus
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5 years ago

Kinda feel like this is promoting rape culture...

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Natalia Claudio
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5 years ago

This isn't really an epic comeback, just a silly pun...

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Grey Arias
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5 years ago

Maybe he is a co

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

Really? Sleeping body parts is NOTHING

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BoredBunny
Community Member
5 years ago

Denial...I LOVE IT.

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brandon sat
Community Member
5 years ago

not true, Mufasa showed Simba the sky in the Lion King ;-)

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
5 years ago

Unless the templates are erotic

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Pamela Beuret
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5 years ago

what "GPA" stands for? I'm from Chile, have no idea :)

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch.

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