In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.
From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.
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i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids
what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??
How did "boo" even explain this? "And they jumped me, and these two kept sucking on my neck really hard, and the third wouldn't stop scratching my back with his long nails, and it was so scary!"
The demons got me, but I pulled away and ran straight home to you babe!
Load More Replies... Everyone told her. I mean Evvveryone. I just checked. https://twitter.com/47scorpios/status/612407328168488960?lang=en
Poor girl! When I was a young teen my boyfriend at that time gave me hickies like that (idiot). My mom thought we had been in a fight and that he had tried to strangle me.
Y'all missed the best part: The woman's profile says she is a "PRE-MED FORENSIC SCIENCE MAJOR"! How could she miss these clues?
Aww..but does anyone know what the first picture is of...is it like a wrist? Idek
Seriously she is in for so much heart ache. The wolf in sheeps clothing here
The boy he f****d with ( just guessing it’s a boy) must of had very sharp nails .jezz
Haha, not only did he have sex with someone else, but in sure he's bi and had sex a guy. You can tell the guy is bi from the earring, the angle of the scratches tells it was a big person plus the nails were not long, but the hands were strong ;-)
I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys a*s, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??
My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
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my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
Nope. Innocence= ignorance which is never useful in this world.
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Reminds me of the time my friend told me she had named her SUV Jezebel. I asked her if she knew who Jezebel was, and when she said no, I started to explain, but remembered her 8-year-old daughter was with us, so I just said "Jezebel was... a bad girl," to which my friend's daughter replied "my mom's car IS a bad girl." XD
Just this past week I was working on designing and testing a pump system. Well the water wasn't reaching the top of the tank, so I said to my partner who was at the pump controlling the pump-output if he could give me more head, as in hydraulic head. He thought nothing of it, I thought nothing of it. Well later I saw a meme about "giving head in bed" and in that moment, I realized I had made an innuendo, although I didn't (and still don't) understand what it was.
Getting head, oral sex. Basically, you asked him to suck your mister happy.
Load More Replies... Can someone explain the 15th picture lmao and even though I don't know what watersports are I feel like I don't even want to. 😂😅
The handkerchief is yellow. What's a liquid that's also yellow?
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I asked two male friends for some tea because I had a stomachache. One of them said "Sure, I have lots of teas and herbal teas, take whatever you need". The second friend, making fun of him, called him "Oh, Mr Tea" and me, wanting to sound funny, called him "TEABAG!!!". They didn't find it funny. Then I said "What?" "is that an insult or something? There was a character on Prison Break, whose nickname was 'Teabag'...but I don't know what it means". They explained it to me in detail.
I don't get the hamster and 2 guys one. or the chef one and number 15
Mine was whilst watching Flash Gordon. Flash is fighting Timothy Dalton and gets called a bastard. I ask my dad what that means ('twas the 80's) and my Dad says it's someone born out of wedlock. I got really confused and said something (repeatedly) along the lines of: 'how does he know he's a bastard? They've only just met and they haven't mentioned their parents'....
I can't find my original comment which people are commenting on. If you all read this, I hope your replies were suitably funny
Boredpanda, when you copy an entire list, you should credit the original source. It's a good lost & I like it, but you copoed it in its entirety, you didn't put it together.
i dont believe bored panda actually produces anything. they are basically a post site like reddit. you might want to take that issue up with the author of this post.
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Or written by people with wicked or dark sense of humor. But let's be honest, some people here are really too idiotic to survive in the society which indeed questions if the posts featuring them are real.
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My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
Load More Replies... my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
Nope. Innocence= ignorance which is never useful in this world.
Load More Replies... Reminds me of the time my friend told me she had named her SUV Jezebel. I asked her if she knew who Jezebel was, and when she said no, I started to explain, but remembered her 8-year-old daughter was with us, so I just said "Jezebel was... a bad girl," to which my friend's daughter replied "my mom's car IS a bad girl." XD
Just this past week I was working on designing and testing a pump system. Well the water wasn't reaching the top of the tank, so I said to my partner who was at the pump controlling the pump-output if he could give me more head, as in hydraulic head. He thought nothing of it, I thought nothing of it. Well later I saw a meme about "giving head in bed" and in that moment, I realized I had made an innuendo, although I didn't (and still don't) understand what it was.
Getting head, oral sex. Basically, you asked him to suck your mister happy.
Load More Replies... Can someone explain the 15th picture lmao and even though I don't know what watersports are I feel like I don't even want to. 😂😅
The handkerchief is yellow. What's a liquid that's also yellow?
Load More Replies... I asked two male friends for some tea because I had a stomachache. One of them said "Sure, I have lots of teas and herbal teas, take whatever you need". The second friend, making fun of him, called him "Oh, Mr Tea" and me, wanting to sound funny, called him "TEABAG!!!". They didn't find it funny. Then I said "What?" "is that an insult or something? There was a character on Prison Break, whose nickname was 'Teabag'...but I don't know what it means". They explained it to me in detail.
I don't get the hamster and 2 guys one. or the chef one and number 15
Mine was whilst watching Flash Gordon. Flash is fighting Timothy Dalton and gets called a bastard. I ask my dad what that means ('twas the 80's) and my Dad says it's someone born out of wedlock. I got really confused and said something (repeatedly) along the lines of: 'how does he know he's a bastard? They've only just met and they haven't mentioned their parents'....
I can't find my original comment which people are commenting on. If you all read this, I hope your replies were suitably funny
Boredpanda, when you copy an entire list, you should credit the original source. It's a good lost & I like it, but you copoed it in its entirety, you didn't put it together.
i dont believe bored panda actually produces anything. they are basically a post site like reddit. you might want to take that issue up with the author of this post.
Load More Replies... Or written by people with wicked or dark sense of humor. But let's be honest, some people here are really too idiotic to survive in the society which indeed questions if the posts featuring them are real.
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