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In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.

From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.

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Benj
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to think it meant homo-sapien, and I used to think "Aren't we ALL??!!"

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Kira Thesloth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too. 😂 i remember getting called a lesbian (in later high school years) because I only had one friend. The only reason it offended me was because I'd never have sex with that good of a friend. Other than that I had no clue that it was supposed to be an insult.

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Melissa Nunya
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked my dad what a "homo" was and he told me it was short for homogenized milk lmao I was a gullible kid

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Milda Mockūnaitė
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you knew that meaning, still it would be a perfect answer :DDDDDD

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SouthParkFan1
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is can be seen in two ways. The way the kid saw it, and the way Jeremy probably saw it.

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Fake Name Guy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fellas, is it gay to be born? I mean part of you was inside another man that sounds pretty gay to me

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knowing Tumblr, the girl probably did this on purpouse. Some rando on the internet is asking invasive questions, so she gave a funny answer.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids

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Ok Ha-Neul
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??

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Wanda Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys a*s, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??

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Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one also looks like the person is trolling the anon who's asking inasive questions.

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