Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!

#1

Good Ride Home

Good Ride Home

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Abhisek Chakraborty
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

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#2

Note For Drunk Self

Note For Drunk Self

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#3

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

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Abhisek Chakraborty
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

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#4

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

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#5

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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#6

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

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just a thought !
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

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#7

Good Luck With That

Good Luck With That

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#8

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

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#9

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

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#10

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

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#11

Drunk Friends Did This

Drunk Friends Did This

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Beaver-Moose
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i LITERALLY read every single word. And yes, they are all real words

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#12

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

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Ok Ha-Neul
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

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#13

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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Ella Hobasaurs
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

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#14

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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#15

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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#16

"Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"

"Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"

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#20

You Know You're Drunk When

You Know You're Drunk When

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jamie1707
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my god! I did that once. I was so plastered that I thought the stairs were moving. At least I didn't vomit.

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#21

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should try painting when you are sober :-)

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#22

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

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#23

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

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JillVille Child Care
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

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#24

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

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#25

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

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#26

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

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#27

Bagel Seeds

Bagel Seeds

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David Ross
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

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#28

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

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Neeraj Jha
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving that content looking cloud on the top right corner

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#29

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

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#30

My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed

My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed

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#31

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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#32

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

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#33

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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#34

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

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Neeraj Jha
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

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#35

I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help

I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help

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#36

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

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Shelley Jennings
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thays awesome. Gonna do the same but sober 😂

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#37

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

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Mikleo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ice cream will be as cold as your ex's heart.

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#38

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

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Beaver-Moose
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call this piece of my modern art collection, 'Light Feet'

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#39

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

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#40

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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JillVille Child Care
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, I can feel his pain :( Poor hungry drunk man. So sad!

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#41

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

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Beaver-Moose
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just gotta charge the house really quick...

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#42

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

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#43

Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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#44

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

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#45

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

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David Ross
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was making sure he was not being followed?

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#46

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

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#47

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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#48

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#49

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

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#50

Next President Of The United States Of America

Next President Of The United States Of America

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David Ross
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering the choices we get nowadays, I say YES!

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#51

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

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Beaver-Moose
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

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#52

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

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#53

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

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#54

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#55

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

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#56

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

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#57

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.

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#58

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

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Beaver-Moose
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like a Bradley Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal love child