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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!
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#1
Good Ride Home
Abhisek Chakraborty 7 years ago
I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore
#2
Note For Drunk Self
#3
Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend
Abhisek Chakraborty 7 years ago
Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on
#4
Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends
#5
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
#6
So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane
just a thought ! 7 years ago
Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person
#7
Good Luck With That
#8
Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In
#9
Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?
#10
Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night
#11
Drunk Friends Did This
#12
Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man
Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago
that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out
#13
Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
Ella Hobasaurs 7 years ago
When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life
#14
My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath
#15
Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section
#17
Drunk Mother
#18
Drunk Amazon Purchase
#19
Drunk Purchase
#20
You Know You're Drunk When
#21
I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12
#22
Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti
#23
Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!
#24
Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened
#25
Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today
#26
My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people
#27
Bagel Seeds
David Ross 7 years ago
I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..
#28
Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note
#29
My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This
#30
My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed
#31
Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping
#32
My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today
#33
Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened
#34
We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us
Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.
#35
I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help
#36
So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort
#37
Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This
#38
Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe
#39
Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top
#40
My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like
#41
Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This
#42
This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal
#44
Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed
#45
After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place
#46
Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?
#47
We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well
#48
I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
#49
So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table
