I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

Haha this should be top of the list

Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

That is sooo great! :-)

THEY ARE AUSSIES 😱😍

Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

Did you wake at 20 / 2 + 0.5?

That's the opposite of a problem.

Can we call it Energized Bar now?

That is impressive!

i LITERALLY read every single word. And yes, they are all real words

that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

This cat has been through s**t

Good man. I hope you gave him a tip.

bruh.

Better than buying an ostrich.

Woohooooo.

Why would you buy an emu

my god! I did that once. I was so plastered that I thought the stairs were moving. At least I didn't vomit.

You should try painting when you are sober :-)

Don't be upsetti, pet the spaghetti

At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

So people get cold feet, you got cold shoes.

Now that's nice!

Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

Loving that content looking cloud on the top right corner

Jesus Christ

That's awesome

Hello My Baby

I think Spiderman's job is safe

Bon appetit to everyone!

I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

Way cool!

Thays awesome. Gonna do the same but sober 😂

The ice cream will be as cold as your ex's heart.

I call this piece of my modern art collection, 'Light Feet'

😂

Aww, I can feel his pain :( Poor hungry drunk man. So sad!

just gotta charge the house really quick...

If it is comfortable...

Uhhhh.... :/

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUM????

Was making sure he was not being followed?

Did not get a leg up either.

Alcohol well spent.

Could have been worse.

I love this cat. Has claimed human mountain as it's own.

Considering the choices we get nowadays, I say YES!

Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

You might be a redneck if.....

That is a brilliant idea.

It's a one way street so the cab wasn't wrong. XD

Kinda clever.

oh dear

I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.

More like a Bradley Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal love child

Never too late, honey. Right on time, actually. Now don't go away.